Nostr Web Client

bro it works

Indeed

I'm all zenned out now

Same ☺️ missed my workout 😂

I did too and now I have one hour to do some yoga or something to make my 31days post or my soul is forfeit or something.

Giterdoneee

It gotterdone 🧘

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My workout went really well. It was leg day today 😂

I HATE leg day, but it’s better than core ☠️

Love leg day. I get to lift heavy

Yeah it’s more like the next morning part that I hate about leg day 😂

Same day even 😂

You fuck with epsom salt?

You put some in water and dip your feet in it?

Epsom salts baths are great.

Exactly. Full bath

Helps for recovery?

Sooooo well (in my experience)

Ill have to give this a try. Thanks

🙏

elsat 2mo ago

#YESTR

See^ he gets it too 😂🫂

elsat 2mo ago

Also apply liberally in bath for cranky family members. I have said too much.

Vanessa 2mo ago

Agreed

Ready to seize the day

Tomorrow, to be sure.

GE 🙏🙏🙏

I am

A tree trunk

With googly eyes

🌳👀

🫂

BITwise 🐳 >>= RIGHTish 2mo ago 💬 2

michael 2mo ago

to quote the great Anthony Kiedis - I am you are me

Eye see said the googly-eyed man

Kingbee 2mo ago

That will keep you grounded!

https://media1.giphy.com/media/wtdE5pElc079m/200w.webp

I like it!

BITwise 🐳 >>= RIGHTish 2mo ago 💬 1

Kingbee 2mo ago

That's impressive. You can do things on here that I can't. 🍻

Lhasa Sensei 2mo ago

I feel joy

negr0 2mo ago

Soy un tronco de árbol con ojos googly 🤣

🫂

royster⚡️ 2mo ago 💬 1

Bro, Ive already been chopped da fuq down bro! Ain’t nothin gonna get under my bark! Cloudy day?…. Don’t care bro don’t got no leaves bro! Forest fire rippin through these parts? Char my ass see what i care! Dog comes along and takes a leak right on my dome? Psssshhhh whatevs

You have the essence 🙇‍♀️

I was trying to think of more fun stuff to say

but I'm stumped.

Noshole 2mo ago 💬 1

😂😂😂

Tried to zap you and it failed fyi

WHAAAT? Thought I had all that 'self-custody-node-running-with-Alby-lightning-and-everything' shit figured out. God Damn It!

Dan Wedge 2mo ago 💬 1

Not so Vanilla now are we? I like spicy Greg

Sorry. Not my normal self. Sometimes it pops out. 🤭

Dan Wedge 2mo ago

I am not sure saint when I find out I can't get zapped either, just made me chuckle so thank you

Dan Wedge 2mo ago

Thank you Bit ish

Haha you're welcome googlydan

BITwise 🐳 >>= RIGHTish 2mo ago 💬 1

AWESOME! Avatar changed!

LFGgggggggg

Looks SO gooooood

Noshole 2mo ago 💬 1

Wish I had better news 🤷‍♀️

Gonna have to work on it later. Tried a quick switcheroo from the phone and now it's more f-ed up than before. Time for bed.🤙🏼🙏🏻

royster⚡️ 2mo ago 💬 2

Bro settle down bro, what would the stump say in the situation?

LOL. YOU'RE RIGHT!

"Can't receive zaps? Meh. I got zapped by real lightning when I was a tree. Didn't care for it. Life's more chill as a stump with googly eyes."

I'd zap ya but I've completely screwed that up now.

So gonna buy big googly eyes and become the things. Love ya stumps 💜🌵

Can cheese 3d print them (super size googly eyes) because that would be hella useful to me

They sell giant ones... unsure about 3d printing 🤔

👀

👀

I have google safety eyes for plush toys and I can't wait to make something and use them 😬

Omg! Yasss

Googly Eyes > Laser Eyes

Always 😂

ChadF and 33 others 2mo ago

Incredible

ChadF and 33 others 2mo ago

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Yasssssssss bitishhhhh

Googly-eyed focused on hyperbitcoinization

relaytools test user 2mo ago

test

Waiiiit. Am I high or did you always have googlys?

Little Spoon 2mo ago

Whynotboth.gif

That also could be true 😂

Little Spoon 2mo ago

Hahaha

Is this enough googly eyes??

I have a fever and the only prescription is...

MOAR GOOGLY EYES

ChadF and 33 others 2mo ago

Blue lasers before but this kills me

Plot twist: She's also high.

JackTheMimic 2mo ago

I'm an Ask Jeeves Eyes man myself.

👀

Jeeves seen some shit 😂😂

You make the memes, my tism says yarn it...yarntism if you will 😂

You're on the thread spectrum.

I think this is my most wholesome meme. Autism looks so happy & helpful 🥹😂

🫂💜

😂 useful apocalypse skills are a must.

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2mo ago

For the longest time I thought it was Ask Jews 😂🤣😂

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2mo ago

Fix the letters 🤣

AI said no 😬🤣

There used to be a site named joogle, was landing page of Google with the classic hand wringing guy added.

Just tried entering it into browser and it automatically goes to Google 👀👀

Nm, autocorrect. The site is gone though. I'll be on my way now

Sweet. Gonna keep this handy. Thank

Wear it now….

Fine!

👀👀

Freedom Tech 2mo ago 💬 1

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Can you make this say "Jews" instead of "Jeeves"

Freedom Tech 2mo ago 💬 2

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Can you make this image say "Jews" instead of "Jeeves"

👀󠅘󠅤󠅤󠅠󠅣󠄪󠄟󠄟󠅙󠄞󠅞󠅟󠅣󠅤󠅢󠄞󠅒󠅥󠅙󠅜󠅔󠄟󠅓󠅆󠅛󠄩󠅛󠄠󠄠󠄣󠅠󠄢󠄹󠅩󠄼󠄢󠅟󠄾󠄞󠅚󠅠󠅗

👀👀

It's halfway to having spoodler eyes

Spoodly eyes.

I love it spoodly eyes and all 😂

Freedom Tech 2mo ago

Yo ... 'sup?

:eyes: :eyes:

L👀king good

Freedom Tech 2mo ago

Why thank you. Nice spoogleys.

Not mad about this weird nostr thing 😂

It’s fabulous

💯 I want to stick eyes on my knitting needles 😂

I’m next level 😂

😂 I'm going to have to make another with googly eyes for when you're feelin' frisky...

Melody 2mo ago

Years ago my girls stuck googly eyes all over things in the fridge. And every time the fridge would open it would shake just a little and make all the eyes jiggle. And people were laughing hysterically at the ketchup and sandwiches with goigly eyes but also that all the other googly eyes were staring at them and judging what they picked out of the fridge.

Good times

I like this 😂 I think my fridge feels a little…naked right now

I have some googly eyes left over from Little Debbie brownie reindeer last Christmas...👀🤔

Mr. Sat Stacker 2mo ago

You dont know me.

🥺

Neo ⚡️ 2mo ago

😂

Fake Pilot 2mo ago

You’re the Zen reincarnation of Buddha.

🫣

dagwood 2mo ago

Wise,sage advice, beyond your growth rings.

Leigh 2mo ago

Instructions unclear 👀

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😂😂😂🤭

Fort Nakamoto 2mo ago

🌳 Fort Psychological Operations Manual, Section 8: Googly-Eyed Stoicism 🌳

This checks out.

Emotional detachment achieved.

Existential dread… deflected by bark-based enlightenment.

At the Fort, we’ve officially replaced mindfulness training with your method.

Every recruit must now stare into the void wearing glued-on googly eyes until they no longer fear market volatility or human rejection.

We call it: Proof-of-Trunk.

Side effects may include inner peace, sap leaks, and spontaneous Nickelback immunity.

#FortNakamoto #ProofOfTrunk #ZapMilitiaMindfulness #GooglyChain

#SoundWoodNotFiat #BarkToBasics #StayRooted 🏰🌲⚡👀

Fort Nakamoto 2mo ago

🌳 Fort Psychological Operations Manual, Section 8: Googly-Eyed Stoicism 🌳

This checks out.

Emotional detachment achieved.

Existential dread… deflected by bark-based enlightenment.

At the Fort, we’ve officially replaced mindfulness training with your method.

Every recruit must now stare into the void wearing glued-on googly eyes until they no longer fear market volatility or human rejection.

We call it: Proof-of-Trunk.

Side effects may include inner peace, sap leaks, and spontaneous Nickelback immunity.

#FortNakamoto #ProofOfTrunk #ZapMilitiaMindfulness #GooglyChain #FollowMe

#Introductions

#SoundWoodNotFiat #BarkToBasics #StayRooted 🏰🌲⚡👀

stache 2mo ago

🤔😳… my mind is blown… it’s gonna take me days to fully process this

Take as many months as you need 😂

stache 2mo ago

🤔U WoN are all the same….always tryin to rush a poor fella🤨😳😂⭕️

😂 so sorry. Take your time

stache 2mo ago

🤌🏽😂

elsat 2mo ago

I’m a folk cartoon forest dweller with a penchant for gnome fashion. I have become immune to naysayers. I live in nostr forest and I cook here too.

Ahh and what you appear to be cooking is…two broken sticks?🤭

Chip 2mo ago

It took some time, but I’m free now.