since there’s no drama on here I’m gonna start some shit and say that quite honestly gnocchi is terrible and you might as well eat erasers.

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am in agreement

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blasphemous AF. you must be eating shitcoin gnocchi.

I agree with this. Gnocchi is such a simple recepy but because of that is so complicated to make the perfect texture.. a lot of things influences, not only quantities, as the kind of flour, the water temperature, how you mix it and for how long.. also the potatoes.. I mean, a lot is there.

mmmm dense floury potato nuggets mmmmmmmmm

ahahhahahahah ok ok, I back up😅🫂

maybe i am bias because my wife is Italian and makes delicious gnocchi.

You are a lucky one😌😏🇮🇹💜

Simple food (most Italian food is dead simple) is hard to master. Nothing can save you from the fuck up. I HATED most of the gnocchis I have tried, but the ones I liked were so so good.

I wish I could down vote and have it send sats sent away from you for this ludacris

now there’s an idea…devs?? a little help here???

With THAT attitude, you're def...

Gnocchi is delicious. Come at me, bruh

I found that frozen gnocchi I bought was better than when I tried to make it from scratch 🥴

best to keep them frozen and swallow them whole to avoid the awful experience that is gnocchi

Well, I tried. Blocked and reported to every relay

Agreed

Don't be a nigger, Gnocchi is fucking awesome. Some Gnocchi does taste like Playdoh. Hard to find decent ones.

make don’t buy.

We need more info before got at war hahaha, 🇮🇹 gnocchi is delicious, so... where you buy it? you try to make them? you order in some place?

entire concept is garbage

The gnocchi they fed us in the army were like cement... Ruined it for me

gnocchi is army food is what I’m hearing

Fresh gnocchi - good, chance of eraser if you do it wrong.

Leftover gnocchi - 100% eraser.

Tasty tasty erasers

Girl… no.

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This is totally accurate ma’am.

Just had gnocchi and you are wrong.

Probably some merican fake garbage eraser gnocchi. Get the real ones.

Sounds like somebody is eating store-bought.

I’m not eating at all. I’d never waste precious calories on floury cement army food potato nuggets.

The fuck you been eatin'? 😁

Hahahah

They're not my favourite, but stir-fried with a good flavoured sauce can be nice. It's tricky dough.

Have some gnocchi in Boston’s North End and you’ll realized you’re wrong.

Need one of these and any texture issues will disappear

oh wow this dish requires special equipment to not taste like total crap.

adding this to my arsenal

Totally agree with you.

btw: Xo hot your song 🎧🔥💜🤙

Wrong

Also stop eating erasers

You know nothing

Agree, not a fan

You probably ate poorly made gnocchi! Gnocchi made with wheat flour or potatoes, when done well, and with bolognese sauce and basil, are delicious! 🍽️😋

Agreed and also, viruses aren’t real…

Spirit of cuckerson!

Gnocchis are a lazy Pierogi rip-off

Woooowow

I agree 100%, I'm glad someone finally said it.

Bruh.

stop

Word.

What’s wrong with you?

hard to find good gnochhi for sure

You just don't know how to cook them 😁

Totally agree, too doughy!

When gnocchi are made well, they're light, almost fluffy. Delicious.

Made poorly, they can be pretty bad!

Pretty sure your supposed to boil them before eating 😁

Gotta recommend letting the potatoes steam off first for a while before mashing and then refridge over night. Getting the moisture out allows for using less flour and makes them much better.