Types of Bitcoiner’s strongest to weakest.

1. OG cypherpunks

2. Ron Paul stans

3. Early miners

4. Silk Road stoners

5. Class of ‘13

6. Class of ‘17

7. Facebook ipo whales

8. Toxic twitter pleb more than 1 BTC

9. Reformed shitcoiners

10. People who came in because of saylor

11. Bitcoin lifestyle guy

12. Macro podcast grifter

13. Toxic twitter pleb under 1 BTC

14. Dave Portnoy

Reply to this note

Please Login to reply.

Discussion

Guess that puts me at #2, not sure that's entirely appropriate as I'm actually class of '20

Don’t sell yourself short. Ron Paul Stan is a very formidable Bitcoiner phenotype.

yeah, i went Alex Jones -> Ron Paul -> Mises -> Silk Road -> prison -> homeless -> shitcoin dev go programmer -> nostr go programmer

oh i forgot, before all that: DMT World -> thehive.ws -> tor -> then as the list follows

I didn’t look past #2. 😀 🤘🏻

Cardano guy could have been so cool 🥲

15. Peter “Schiff for Brains” Schiff

Bro I joined in Class of ‘17 but dropped out because I wanted beer a couple days later and forever regret it.

Sex Workers should be in the top 5.

Doin' the sub 1 plebs dirrrrrty

Only the toxic ones lol

0. Doog

Dave would be a great bitcoiner if he could figure it out. Unfortunately he can’t 😂

Actually, technically I'm a reformed shitcoiner.

What's a Ron Paul "stan"?

Obsessed fanatic

What's an AmericanHODL stan?

#6.15 on the list lol

Bitcoin lifestyle guy 🤣🤣🤣

I will be 14 cuz I like pizza

Classic HODL

nostr:note1nl8h4qzhm8d6x988lnaz3lcs0w3ljghaxyrw2ehk6n6srgvga85saej4gx

time fixes most of the weaker ones.

Damn...C/O '21 hasn't made the list yet.

They’re like tadpoles still

from 69 to 16 #neverforget

but yes tadpoles lol

he chose violence and then went to sleep

I guess I'm a Bitcoin lifestyle guy? Not sure who is also considered a bitcoin lifestyle guy to compare to but I definitely live a Bitcoin lifestyle. Proud to have made the list!!

So class of '15 would be number 5.5 on that list?

Yeah in between. I’m class of 15 myself

What about any bitcoiner who is holding 95%+ ? High allocation + duration could be worth an upgrade from 8 and up

I'm not on that list, but feel there should be a spot for those that got in @ath and never sold!

people are such suckers for lists!

myself included.

categorizing all of my friends here.

If you listened on average 10h a week of bitcoin podcast since 4 years, total 2000+ hours of bitcoin content, where do you qualify ?

I think I count as a 2 💪 💪

I used PGP a few times before Bitcoin was released, therefore I am officially type #1

I have a set of tricopter props I got for .1 BTC, sooooo....4.5?

They're totally for sale, BTW. I'd take half what I paid. Great deal.

...

98. "Please daddy categorize me cause I need lables to survive" kinda guy

Reformed shitcoiner here 😁

Looks like it's between me and Dave Portnoy

what if you fall into multiple categories?

BASED

Dave is category 25 at best

middle of the road suits me!

Class of ‘17 🫡

I am so weak I have no category.. 😅

Toxic nostr Crabby 🦀

Love it! Your zaps are my stack.. 🤣

😂

Probably fit into a few categories here. The highest being No.6 👊