No. All 6 of you?

Look. I just want you to know I'm on your side.

To prove it, I'm going right now to Whole Foods and I'm going to buy all the chocolate they have.

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You pass the test.

PMS is a psyop by women to excuse rude behavior and mood swings they can't keep at bay for a full month at a time.

What have you done?

You’re dead to me.

Of course, just kidding.

* PMS does negatively affect sense of humor, so figured I should make it clear

Nah. I hope vitor shadowbans your npub again 😭😭😭😭

Savage 🀣🀣

Fun fact, my hormones effervesce and poison the household. Dog included. Cheese man always asks if it's hormone time and I have to calculate it.

I'm happy someone can relate.

I've got a couple days before red zone here. This time won't be different πŸ₯²

Dude it's weird as hell. I just want to eat candy and kill everyone.

A candy man, eh? I've been enjoying the candy more the last few years in life. Must be getting older. Soon I'll be suckin on werthers

πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ I love werthers and butterscotch discs!!!

I love that you low key called him an old man πŸ˜‚

The man can’t even eat soup…I wouldn’t give him any hard candies 😳

Omg I just cackled πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

When I want to laugh, I picture cheese struggling to eat soup πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚

He will never live that conversation down. I'm happy he can be there for you when you need a laugh.

Damn the both of you to hell.

😱 that’s the bad way to say hell

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ and he said damn. That's 2 in the swear jar.

I was relating to him about the sweet tooth. I assume we're around the same age πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

He is an old man. I giggled.

I have a hard time pegging people's ages on nostr, it feels like we're all around the same age but then someone says they're 30 and my back starts hurting πŸ€£πŸ‘΅.

YES

Cheese looking hot af

The movie will be called Feminine Rage 🀝

Sign me up. I have my superpower, just need a purple track suit or sweats because I ain't wearing spandex.

Hell yes!! πŸ˜‚

😁✌️

same but I could care less about the candy......

Lol

After getting part way through @TFTC #665 and a few tokes I feel I should be clear that I am %100 joking. That pre crime stuff is messed up.

This girl gets it! (Sub biltong for candy, for me)

Error: Biltong is gross.

Your going to need these

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Chocolate may trigger the whole "you want me to get fat?" thing...

πŸ˜‚ that’s after we eat it

I see two steps ahead... and often there's no winning path and I'm wrong for all intents and purposes.

That's why I'm also buying all the kale. Believe me, I've thought through this.

I like that combo πŸ«‚

True that ! πŸ˜πŸ™„πŸ˜‚

Many thanks πŸ«‚πŸ€