All the menstruating women of nostr are now synchronized. Get readyβ¦
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I am hoping for the end of it all together....41y already nonstop....ππ€£π€£π€£
Iβm sorry babe π
Same, ready for menopause already. Hot flashes happen already, so wtf? π€£
Still, we can all synchronize the thing...is not over yet....π₯Ίπππ€£πππ
I'm at 33 years into my cycle. (Started at 11.) I'm beyond ready for The Pause.
No. All 6 of you?
Look. I just want you to know I'm on your side.
To prove it, I'm going right now to Whole Foods and I'm going to buy all the chocolate they have.
You pass the test.
PMS is a psyop by women to excuse rude behavior and mood swings they can't keep at bay for a full month at a time.
What have you done?
Fun fact, my hormones effervesce and poison the household. Dog included. Cheese man always asks if it's hormone time and I have to calculate it.
nostr:npub1mrechz2tgtmspqc9e6l30dyfy4j57g43srzcvxupzs0cpn8h9pyqwms0g5 pssst, you're not alone π«
I'm happy someone can relate.
I've got a couple days before red zone here. This time won't be different π₯²
Dude it's weird as hell. I just want to eat candy and kill everyone.
A candy man, eh? I've been enjoying the candy more the last few years in life. Must be getting older. Soon I'll be suckin on werthers
πππ I love werthers and butterscotch discs!!!
I love that you low key called him an old man π
The man canβt even eat soupβ¦I wouldnβt give him any hard candies π³
Omg I just cackled ππ
When I want to laugh, I picture cheese struggling to eat soup π€·ββοΈπ
He will never live that conversation down. I'm happy he can be there for you when you need a laugh.
Damn the both of you to hell.
π± thatβs the bad way to say hell
ππ and he said damn. That's 2 in the swear jar.
I was relating to him about the sweet tooth. I assume we're around the same age π€·ββοΈ
He is an old man. I giggled.
I have a hard time pegging people's ages on nostr, it feels like we're all around the same age but then someone says they're 30 and my back starts hurting π€£π΅.
Your going to need these
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Chocolate may trigger the whole "you want me to get fat?" thing...
π thatβs after we eat it
I see two steps ahead... and often there's no winning path and I'm wrong for all intents and purposes.
That's why I'm also buying all the kale. Believe me, I've thought through this.
I like that combo π«
True that ! πππ
Many thanks π«π€
At least you chicks π₯ donβt have facial hair ππ
Soon
lol
Oh dear, it's gonna be a long week..
I'm so angry and I'm about to make it everybody's problem
Iβve been unfollowing and muting a lot todayπ also taking a lot of mental notes. Same mood girl π«
Attention!
The golden rule is not to associate weird behavior with a womanβs period.
