If you fuck a woman correctly she will spontaneously get up and begin baking for you.

That’s how you know you did it right. lol

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I feel like this is an attack because no one’s baked me SHIT

You’re not doing it right lol

*Leaves instructions for sourdough on here vibrator*

It goes the other way around too. 😂

Don’t trust, verify

Do you get immediate results?

Best I get is the next day

I would count anything within 36 hours lol

That's because you didn't prep her up beforehand with a romantic dinner.

I thought if you fucked her right she won't be able to get up

This can be the case 30-60% of the time.

nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs Tonight, at climax she screamed "Sourdough starter". Did I do it right?

Wisdom 💯

ive actually seen this happen. 😂

Suddenly feminism isn't so important

Well that might be reversed on my end….

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster.

not a big fan of baked goods...

mediocrity all the way

Didn't work on wife. Side chick was up and cooking breakfast like a future wife tho...

Bruh I think I did something wrong

Me right now

my wife cooks for me everyday :D

Can confirm

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Done. It works...

One hell of a quote

If you ever want to know if nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs fucked his wife last night, don’t worry, he’ll proudly announce it on nostr.