Eating walmart guava in their parking lot, with a dirty pocket knife. Follow your dreams. 🫠 
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Now I have to break into a mansion and steal some face towels 🤔
I'm not going to say you should, but if you happen to boost a picture of towels posted by some random newly generated key, I will quietly applaud 😂
Using jeans as a plate... priceless.
I don't think I could survive in a proper civilization very long 😅
Now pop a squat behind your open door and you’ll be on our level 😂
I would at least be sitting on my bumper if it weren't so dang windy today
Guavas are a bit hit or miss I've found.
I don't think I've ever bought a guava though. The ones in the shops always seem unripe/hard or brown/overripe.
I have little strawberry/cherry guavas growing & I always enjoy their fruit.
I've had a feijoa (pineapple guava) growing for 3 years but it's never fruited. I remember filling my pockets with these on my walk home from school. Hopefully next year it will fruit.
There are guava trees in my neighbourhood that I've tried but they all taste bland. The gritty texture & lack of flavour is disappointing.
This year I planted a Thai pink guava that I hope will fruit quicker than the feijoa.
I rarely eat it, too, but in all fairness I can rarely find it where I live and it definitely wouldn't grow here. I like it, though. It reminds me of juniper syrup.
Not a big guava eater, but I definitely approve of sitting outdoors eating fruit cut with a pocket knife.