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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Would you kiss the hairiest part of this spider for 1 whole Bitcoin? 🕷️😳

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Contra 2y ago

Without a doubt! 😂

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

With tongue 👅 😂

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Contra 2y ago

All day!

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

🤣🤣

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Contra 2y ago

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SMS 2y ago

Like a glove

🤭

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌🧡

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Hodlorado 2y ago

In a heartbeat

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

French kiss it 😂

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Hodlorado 2y ago

Lol

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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Dimi 2y ago

Lowest bid wins: fuck it, 500k sats

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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Guy Swann 2y ago

Fuck we fell from 1 BTC quick.

I bid 499,999 sats

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badonyx 2y ago

400k

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badonyx 2y ago

It’s a friendly spider right?

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Tarantula

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Onyx👸🏻 2y ago

Definitely

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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₿² 2y ago

Tongue or we have to go on a date first?

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Dimi 2y ago

Ya gotta rim it

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₿² 2y ago

Be rude not to

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

🤣🤣🤣

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Absolutely tongue 👅 😂

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₿² 2y ago

Where’s the spider I have my cold storage address ready no problem

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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Christopher Tamez 2y ago

Yeees! 😱😂🫣

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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Evan 2y ago

Yeah, probably.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

With tongue 😂

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Evan 2y ago

😏

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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Derek Ross 2y ago

yes. i hate spiders, but i love bitcoin more.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

French kiss Derek 🤣

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no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

DONE.

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Jac 2y ago

For sure. No question. Does it have to be a long kiss? Lol.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Yep & with tongue 😜

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Jac 2y ago

Oh man. Hairy on the tongue. Hmmm. 😏

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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Love is Bitcoin 💜⚡ 2y ago

👀

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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0c2fdd55... 2y ago

I get to kiss this floofy spider AND get a whole coin? Fuck yes.

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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mattaroo 2y ago

Part of the way a tarantula defends itself is it is able to shoot its hairs out and the hairs get into the attackers eyes and in its nostrils. Something to think about all you nostrs.

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Onyx👸🏻 2y ago

Sure, but they can also be great pets. 😛

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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Stephen Patrick 🕺🏼 2y ago

Haha, definitely!

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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StephanGuy 2y ago

spiders accept bitcoin?

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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RK Lectio 2y ago

Yes .........

Maybe

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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RK Lectio 2y ago

💪

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SatsMan 2y ago

💜

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symbsrcool 2y ago

Does licking count?

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Long french kiss 😜

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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KentuckyChicken 2y ago

Anal no condom for 20$

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₿² 2y ago

$20 is $20.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Snap! 🤣

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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Bellatrix✨ 2y ago

I've tried one of these on my hands once, it's a very delicate touch. But kissing is so scary 😱 I’m not sure, I can do it. Maybe a try 🤷‍♀️

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Love your honesty 😂🫂💜

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Bellatrix✨ 2y ago

🫶😅

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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HeyWatchItGuys 2y ago

Sure.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

With tongue 😜

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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Coffee ☕ 2y ago

I would offer .5 ₿itcoin to her to tell i did it 😂

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

😂😂😂

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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Seth 2y ago

💯 I’d eat it for 1 whole Bitcoin

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Dimi 2y ago

I’ll pitch in to see that. No hurling

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

🤣🤣

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damien 2y ago

👀

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

You would wouldn’t you 🤣🤣🤣

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌

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Vlady 2y ago

Now I know more - the hairiest parts of tarantula(are 8 feet) , that their venom is not that toxic to humans and hair can cause iteration. Wold kiss and eat if fried.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

😂

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SMS 2y ago

Nasty creatures when observing their quite horrific in human perspective nature, apex in adapted nature, a predator but serving mammals.

It’s a romantic insect.

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nobody 2y ago

i would like you to be penniless within a year

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Is there anyone on Nostr that you actually like?

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SatsMan 2y ago

🙌🧡 I’ll do🙌

Send me Maria 👇

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☠️ 𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕻𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊 ☠️ 2y ago

I'd suck it off for that.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

😬

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paulo 2y ago

Noooope

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

The first ‘no’!!! 😂

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paulo 2y ago

There’s not enough satoshis to make me kiss a spider 😂😂

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Ambitioushumanbeing 2y ago

No!

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Ambitioushumanbeing 2y ago

Thank you Marie zapping! More power to you!

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Guy Swann 2y ago

IS THIS A REAL OFFER BECAUSE YES!

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Best I can do right now is 111 ⚡️

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jimi 2y ago

We got those...they're very cute, n fast.

For a bitcoin? make a taco of it.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Spider tacos 🌮 now I’d like to see that! 😂

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corndalorian 2y ago

Has it been clarified yet which part is the hariest? That might make a difference 😂

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Looks like it’s that hairy butt 😂

And with tongue 😜

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corndalorian 2y ago

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SMS 2y ago

Oh look, snakes

Paradise Lost

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Atta man 😂

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corndalorian 2y ago

For posterity 😭😭

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Be sure to join us in our next ladies nest chat with your lippy 💄😂

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corndalorian 2y ago

😂😂

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m2carbine 2y ago

I use to have 1 about that size as a pet when i was a teen. He lived for about 10 years.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Guess that’s an easy yes then 😂

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m2carbine 2y ago

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Mallory 2y ago

Isn’t that their ass? I don’t want to scare or freak out the tarantula.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

And with tongue 😜

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Mallory 2y ago

Wait their ass has a tongue? Or you’re supposed to kiss the tarantula with tongue for 1 BTC? In the latter case I think there are some serious consent issues. I don’t know that the tarantula asked to be involved in this bs.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

If you’re giving him the tongue I’m certain he’ll be loving it!

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BitBees 2y ago

Tossed tarantula, a hairy dish.

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(>0_0)> 2y ago

That’s a hard no 😳

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(>0_0)> 2y ago

Thank you 💜🫂🧡

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b75b9a31... 2y ago

Haachama is that you...? 🤣

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCAN1wMCk4&pp=ygUaSGFhY2hhbWEgZWF0aW5nIHRhcmFudHVsYSA%3D

Eating tarantula for a whole bitcoin 😏

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CTarian 2y ago

Hm... I'd have to know the exact species and how it feels about humans..

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

tarantula

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negr0 2y ago

🫣🫣🫣 no sé déjame pensarlo un poco más 🤣

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jgbtc 2y ago

Sure, after keeping in the freezer overnight.

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Brisket 2y ago

In a heartbeat.

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Retro Ver 2y ago

Whii yyyy no no nooo 😂

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marcan0 2y ago

of course, i'm not here to fuck spiders

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Kevin Ashworth 2y ago

Yes

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Qno 2y ago

Which bit is the hairiest, precisely?

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Ivan 2y ago

1 Bitcoin is 1 Bitcoin so Yes. Real question for Nostr is where do they draw the line on what they would do for 1 BTC 🤣