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Very, if it feels weird get it checked out homies don't be a pussy and hope it'll go away. It won't go away, you'll go away. Luckily we caught it early but lefty had to go, mfer tried to kill me.
How did you catch it?
I had been having a strange feeling, heavines, for a week or so and went to hot yoga and afterwards when I was getting changed it was hanging really fuckin' low, like Stache-old man level low. so I said fuck it Im going to the doctor and they ultrasounded it and it was basically a dense black cancer bomb instead of a testicle. Luckily it handnt spread into the blood vessels. Also, it didn't hurt, so don't be tricked, if it feels off go get it checked out. PSA to the homies. Also, fun fact, they don't take it out via the scrote they basically opened my lower abdomen way the fuck up, i have surprisingly large scar right above my hip bone -- and they fish it up from the scrote out your abdomen.
I think they do the same incision for hernias right?
But that sounds like late stage signs. What are the earlier stage signs?
There were no earlier signs. But, weirdly enoughm, when it started I totally had a dream that I was in surgery having that surgery done the way it was done without know how it was done yet. Ill never forget that. I think it was technically stage 1 but close to Stage 2. Really a lump on the outside is usually the sign but I didn't have that.
I grind my teeth in my sleep sometimes. It happens when I’m stressed or anxious. I’ll occasionally have a dream of my teeth chipping or falling out. Feels like a sign I need to calm tf down.
Ya, I got a mouthguard instead of calming down.
Paging Dr nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95
You’re needed here.
NOStr has gone to hell & the circle ⭕️ are all basically handicapped. 
He's saving lives.
Well saving lives is a lil tongue in cheek…I mostly try to keep corporate medicine from doing more harm than good in their algorithmic zeal to run up the bill🤷🏽♂️
But I did see a tension pneumothorax and pulmonary embolus (they’ve skyrocketed in occurrence rate since 2020…hmm I wonder what change then🤔) today…look’em up they’re critical values
A friend of my wife is in a coma now because of pulmonary embolus out of no where, young woman healthy and now she's basically gone.
I uttered the diagnosis of “saddle emboli” (it’s the most dangerous form of it) prolly five times in 25 plus years of residency and practice and say it 2-5 times per month since 2020…it’s truly alarming!!!🙁…imho modern medicine is not ur fren
That's terrifying
It is😳…imo ur medical care is like ur finances in that nobody cares about it as much as u do…ask questions and push back against or at least question any lab, imaging or recommended intervention that doesn’t sound right to u…u may really need it but it doesn’t hurt to ask…also research things online …unfortunately ul get bombarded with misinformation and all the possible worst outcomes and at times ul drive ur doc crazy with the minutia but remember u r revenue in the eyes of corporate medicine (which have a lot of control over any SALARIED healthcare provider)
it really isnt. alot of the nurses one on one are amazing people. even the doctors. but the system itself is captured
The doctor who sewed my ear back together was amazing. Based too. Everyone there really wanted to help.
Big Pharma docs are the worst. Captured. Every problem looks like a prescription.
👆🎯ur a wise young man my fren🫡
A non material part of my time on Nostr is started getting sucked into black hole trying to understand you guys. But Mr Bean always gets my attention. Someone should get him into Bitcoin. That would be funny
👆is a man of fine taste and culture 😂🫡
You're a kind one, Stache, thx
Yeah…me and nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve are the ying to nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 ‘s yang😉😂
His mom says we complete him😂🤣 
Zing
Prof stache phd keeps touching the stove. Might get burned 
Wisdom😂
He let you live once brother 😂
Next time maybe he will, maybe he won’t 🤣🤣🫂
😳…Mcd’s a teddy bear once u get past the thorns and warts…he always seems to know when to let u off the hook…that’s a gift for maintaining frenz in a frat house, the golf course and the ⭕️🤔🫡😖
He’s a real one 🫡
I’m mostly joking so you keep the hostilities going 🤣
nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve the shit stirrer…whoda guessed 😂
2025 is the year of tolerance & acceptance.
I tolerate & accept all your faults. 
Faults? Faults? 
Another doctor.
This is especially for him, the Dr 🤣🤣 
🤨hey Aussie gurl…let’s jus get one thing f*ckin straight here…I think we’re gonna get along jus fine…welcome to the ⭕️….the council approves🫡
Now GFY (from a PoK…ask nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 )….and I really do have to bounce now…be nicer to the other retards🤨 
And now after a really bad day in the fiat mines I have beer to drink and a thermal night vision scope to sight in…what can possibly go wrong (full disclosure beer willl come after said sighting) in …yall have a great night🫡
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The mines are hot for sure. Enjoy the cold one.
🤔🧐🧐🧐🤔🤔👀🥄⚽️🏀⚾️🥎🎾🏐
Sorrry for the retardation contagion
Retardapotheosis
Don’t waste too much time. We’re retarded 🤣🤣🫂
😳…that thumb🤣😳…it looks like it just came outta nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve ‘s cloaca ⭕️😂🤔
…as for the circle the council seems restless…it’s not looking good for meat rations 
Back to the gulags comrades
Best post o day…so far😂🌅
But then how can u go wrong with Mr bean😂
Just stick a cucumber in your mouth to sleep. Problem solved. Again.
You'll need to secure it to your sleep wear, we'll call it the Gerkin Jerkin
My mouth is impossible to open when I sleep 🤷♂️
A tray/guard is what I have to use most every night to stop grinding. It was originally a prescription for TMJ, 20 years ago. It is not too uncomfortable, once you get used to the routine. It does prevent headaches, too. My dentist has to use one too. Modern life is so stressful, especially as an entrepreneur where you do so many different tasks, handmade products, etc.
You’ve had that much stress for 20 years? That seems excessive. Have you tried to address it?
I had TMJ before becoming self-employed, then had a stroke from which I mostly recovered (except my side gig of doing calligraphy was nixed because of the shakes), and I am an excessive worrier, always have been. But, yes, I began yoga, pilates, regular exercise, quit smoking and alcohol. Things are much improved now. Thanks for your concern.
Aww man I’m sorry to hear that. Take care of yourself. Your health is worth more than anything.
#1 that’s terrible John …I’m Srry to hear it… good news is if they got it out with no spread/mets ur prognosis is really good and ur fertility should remain fine… I’m sending a zap in honor of lefty
#2 with regard to my well seasoned testiclees ur mom said they were luvly🤨😂…zing😳
It’s always the left. 😂
Good work John & advice.
Hockey saves lives too. Friend of mine had bruising that wouldn’t go away from his ankles following hockey. Where he tied the skates which was weird. Went to check it out and bam, Leukemia. Because of seeing the bruising & getting checked out he caught it early. This was also around 2019 & he’s 100% fine now.
Man, that's crazy. Ya, pay attention to your body and more importantly use your body so you can pay attention to it.