Poop or chocolate? …or is this a trick question?

Will zap whoever guesses it right first (500 sats).

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You got a tattoo of poop, obviously 😂

Now you’re making me regret not already having a poop tattoo 😂

I hope it’s chocolate

Poop

Looks like it 🤷‍♀️

Had to take a shot for the ϟ

Someone guess mole removal, that seems most likely now

Close-ish, but no cigar

Colostomy bag hole which you've kept secret all this time? I give up

Mole removal

You’re the closest (aka it’s not actually poop or chocolate)

It looks like poop 💩

Sure does

Or is it a mole?

Somebody guessed it (it’s a thc patch)

Oh I didn’t know about those

Me either until last week. It works pretty well for pain 🤷‍♀️🫂

Bitcoin

No!

Technically, you’re correct, but I was hoping for something more specific 😂

Trick question. Cocoa isn't brown until you roast the beans. Also consistency is different. But you do you.

Unfortunately, that’s not the case in my life. I eat chocolate in my sleep (often) and wake up to brown smears that look like I shit the bed (i think I fall sleeep and roll in it to melt it)

Wow. I've never heard of that.

Me either, but it’s a problem 😂

I wat mostly organic dark unsweetened chocolate. It doesn't melt as easily because it doesn't have as much milk and sugar.

Ughh we have the dark chocolate peanut butter things. They’re organic, but there’s definitely some sugar, I’m trying to eliminate them from my routine currently

Probably a good idea if you're eating it in your sleep.

Please let it be a trick question 😅

😂

Fell asleep on top of one of these

😂😂😂

Definitely this.

That’s exactly what it looks like 😂

Now I want one of them.

Honestly, I wouldn’t turn it down 😂

😅😅😅must we choose between the two??

I would choose poop but to be more realistic... looks like a Capsaicin or Herbal Pain Patch

You’re the closest. It is a patch and it is for pain. What herb?

Probably a detox patch or herbal pain patch...I'm going with detox patch 😅😅😅

Close. I gave you a partial zap, it’s thc 🫂

Cbd?

Some, mostly thc. Somebody already got it 🫂

Cool, im just here for the frens 🫂

Does it work though? Homemade or store bought?

We tested zaps on this note… we made seven attempts to⚡zap this note, at zap@sudocarlos.com, over a period of about 2 hours. Six of the zaps were successfully paid... Your server did produce invoices, however, we were unable to successfully pay the invoices. It may be that your node or wallet service was offline at the time we attempted the zaps. You might want to look into using an always-on, cloud-based Lightning node to get more reliable zaps.

What implementation are you using to produce Zap Receipts? Actually the zap receipts ARE being generated, but they're not being put on the relays requested in the Zap Request, seems you are only putting them on the Damus relay...

I'm using nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm Hub with the default relay. Thanks for doing this research. Any other info I can provide to help?

ok seems to be working now, maybe it was a transitory issue

Is this a form of cannabis concentrate made to specifically target an area of pain for dermal absorption?

Fucking winner

Does it get you high?

I read that people who never use thc may feel a little “high”, but very mild.

Obviously as a daily user, I didn’t notice any effects other than pain relief

the what

Tattoo filter 😬

cyst removal?

😂🫂

Cannabis pain patch

A few minutes too late🫂 but correct

Testing for this note… we made six attempts to⚡zap this note, at tinolibertario@lawallet.ar, over a period of 21 minutes. All six attempts were successful. Please check on your end to be sure you received. Average zap time was 5936ms (5.9 seconds). We consider this zap time slow... generally, zaps should complete in under two seconds. (Other Nostr users might think your zaps are broken, might not zap you again.) If you wanted to speed up your zap confirmations, you could try receiving zaps with a well-connected, cloud-based Lightning node.

I received 6 zaps with 1 sat per zap

Guess the species of the tree of the tattoo ?

it's a trick question

Chocolate pooping or pooping chocolate