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Oh I totally sympathize with you on that…

Yesterday, I had enough and ordered this snorkel mask 😂🫂

😭🫂

nice try FBI

Noshole ain’t taking prisoners today. RIP onions 😂

No fucking way😂

For the onions 😂

🍻

sharp knife! be careful 😂

Oh I won’t 😂

She found the perfect pair!

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Not too bad so far

Very smart 😆

I’m feeling smart lol

Supposedly keeping a lit candle nearby will burn up the vapors. Tried it once. Might have helped a bit, nothing miraculous

Ooo will try, thank you

😂 I need those, these onions I’ve been getting are potent.

It’s getting worse and worse I say !

Get fucked stupid onions

💯😂

Lmao. Seems like your kitchen needs better ventilation. 😅

🤔 pretty sure it’s just my eyes

Damn, but just using protective gear to cut onions?

I don’t wanna cry anymore

You just need to put a few matchsticks in the loop and that's all there is to it. 🤣🤣🤣

We don’t have the same eyes boyyyyyyy

🤣🤣🤣

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Perfect lololol

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Clearrrrrrrrrrly me

You're supposed to cut them, not muff dive into them.

I will do what I WANT 😂

What ya making?

Just prepping. Probably an omelette first 🤷‍♀️

Nice cutco.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW?!?

Haha! My brother used to sell them back in the day. Our whole family has them.

They’re so so good. Especially the scissors

Sticking out your tongue while cutting worx too.

No wayy. Will try

Omg I thought you were joking 😂😂. Did it work?

Yeah, lolz and I KNEW IT

😂😂 happy you found a solution for your troubles 🎉🎉

I’m a real thinker

Not just a pretty face!

Dammit, I have to mince one this evening for venison chilli. I might take your lead on this one.

Highly recommend

Here we go!

Hell yeahhhhhhh! And?

Amazeballs! Worked like a charm. Although when I took the goggles off I could taste it in my mouth once my nose was free. Eyes were not impacted at all.

This venny chilli is gonna be ridiculous. Feeding 9 dudes at beer camp this weekend! I really want to get into the corn bread right now!!

Perrrrrrrfect

I was going to say, you have a lot of estrogen and now I see why; I’ve read the whole thread. Congrats on your naturally high estrogen. I’m glad to see you aren’t a man.

wtf you tryin to say BRUh. I got a HUGeeee peeepee

Whatever haha. Put a girl on.

🤷‍♀️😂

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A very sharp knife helps a lot that onion doesn't release the chemicals that burn your eyes and ass at the same time ....

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Yeah he told me to do something but I forgot too

😂 who knows. He's too helpful sometimes.

very clever idea! I used to cry every time I cut onions! This is the solution ty 🤣🤣🤣

😂🫂

She will cut you….

If you’re an onion, you’re all done son 😂

Not good enough need hazmat

You’re probably right. I keep ruining my clothes and shit

Apparently I need to invest in some of those! I'm not sure I've ever cried when cutting onions, my eyes just start hurting and I wish I was crying to help release the pain!

I'm glad my husband doesn't like onions, so I can usually skip them completely 🤗

If my husband didn’t like onions, I would send him to Guam

Nice, cutco

Ty 😂

I legit would rather get teargassed than cut onions, and yet, despite being the one that plans meals, shops, and cooks, I still almost always have to cut onions for dinner.

It’s like an everyday thing, I swear

you're the smartest person i know now 🧅

I’m not gonna lie, I feel pretty smart right now 😂🫂

…or Halloween 😏

Hahaha I have totally done this and it! DONT FORGET YOUR PPE

I don’t have any lol. Maybe a trash bag with holes???

Been there done that…!

So you're not a sentimental type 😁

No lol

cut the opinions!

Your's has a *nose*‽ That's genius. Or, just a snorkle mask. Anyway, my wife loves her onion glasses. I prefer to suffer.

It’s literally just a snorkel mask 😂🫂

There is a way to cut onions so your eyes don’t water but you goggle you.

I enjoy the sizzle. Feels like an eye cleaning.

This just looks like how u do it 😂🤷‍♀️

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