WTF happened to simple shit that just works?

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Down the fiat toilet

Nah you need 8 of 8 all around the world keys its that simple hahahaha

I used a stapler this morning and it worked great.

How many sheets of paper?

Two.

Gotta pump up those numbers… 😁

THAT's what I'm talking about.

Old school tech for the win.

A fucking dryer is LITERALLY just a heating element and a fan, in a bucket that tumbles clothes. Like holy shit how in god's name did they manage to fuck that up?

Literally have you ever taken the back off of an old dryer? Couldn't be simpler. It's like 4 pieces.

Guy bringing the heat.

#DryerRage 🔥

I'm going to need to buy a new dryer soon, and I'm dreading it.

BUT NOW WE HAVE THE INTERNET OF THINGS!!! I really, really need a chinese microship in my water bottle which attaches to the catheter in my dick that gives me feedback on my hydration!

More like the internet of shit. Amiright.

Is this thing on?

Heyyohh!!! This guy here!

How about that plane food? Amiright.

I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitresses because we don’t pay them.

Clothes line FTW

Speed Queen! Not as good as the old stuff, but not as bad as the new stuff.

Have you seen Rev.hodl's dryer? He uses a bitcoin miner as the heat source.

Damn that sounds ripe for disruption. I wonder if OpenSats will fund me to put a miner in one.

I’d buy a well-built bitcoin mining dryer in a heartbeat.

And why not a full on laundromat. :-). Also a Bitcoin home water heater. That thing is always on wasting fuel

I see you spacewarmer and raise you a toaster that displays country flag ordinals

did my father-in-law hack your account?

If you find out share with us Nostr folk

We got consultants. Oooo and then the opinions of the masses, the so called google 5 min research experts

They put a computer in it.

The -

Car

Phone

Fridge

TV

Watch

Camera

Decentralization.

It's antithetical to planned obsolescence.

the more things you add, the more marketing campaigns you can run and the more hype you can create

🫠

If got replaced by systemd and the world became a much worse place.

Fiat broke that.

Which is another way of saying:

Bitcoin fixes this.

It was always a lie. The ease was just lulling you into giving away your data. Now even your refrigerator has an agenda...

Now I need an app for my vacuum cleaner. Like WTF.

Have you tried Alby Go?

iOS?

Zap.store

NSA CIA FBI backdoors and inflation destroying quality of materials and builds

Nostr, Fountain, and Fold happened.

I've had issues and/or complaints about all 3. Bitcoin works, and lightning works, but the ancillary tech being built in this space has been wonky at best.

When you live in "this" space, everything is going to seem to not work. What does work is the centralized services offered by the likes of Google, Apple, etc... This isn't a judgment call in either direction; it's simply a statement of fact.

Yeah i wasn't talking about software, I meant like washing machines and shit. Normal stuff that used to just do the job and shut up about it.

The thing is that creating the back-end of simple shit that just works is really difficult and takes a lot of work and ettort. Fiat incentivizes cheap, quick and easy solutions. Bitcoin fixes this with #POW

I wasn't even meaning applications or software, I was meaning truly simple fucking tools and devices that used to be common like washing machines, dryers, cars, etc. A dryer is the dumbest machine in the world, and they've made it into the most pointlessly complicated bullshit that could even be conceptualized. And a basic option literally *doesn't even exist anymore.*

Its like they outlawed common sense.

Had our broken dryer looked at by an 80-something Vietnamese bloke who used to build them in a factory, not worth replacing the heating element. His advice was to buy the cheapest one with no electronics just physical controls, and “never buy a washer/dryer”. He said that like 5 times and was quite adamant about it, garbage products apparently that break all the time.

somehow, overcomplicating things has become the norm.

It generates more economic activity

the fiat standard

more things investors can speculate on, more things to tax

And the more people that can be employed trying to figure out HOW to tax them.

Half of the comments think I'm talking about apps, and the other half understand what I'm really talking about because they've had to buy a washing machine post 2015.

That said, I do also despise the "subscription everything" bullshit. Ran into that today. I'm just about sick of paying for ridiculous subscriptions just to use an app one fucking time. Or having to sign up and remember to cancel when I'm done, which inevitably means they take two months of pay from me before it registers that i forgot to go back and cancel it.

The pirate bay is coming back

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It can't just work... otherwise you'll never buy another one

Business sustainability is more important than your economic stability

https://github.com/operating-function/pallas

"Simple shit that just works" is lindy and is also our reason for being as a company.

zebra pens, still simple, still beautiful

Make simple shit that works great again 😌

Cars

Cars. I just want old cars back.

It got built back better?😉

i would like to pay more for things made out of metal instead of plastic which breaks after a month. fiat world

simple shit is hard ...

it got complicated and stopped working