Taste rice, choke on rice somehow, in the kitchen tears and snot everywhere, finally breathe in enough to cough the rice out and clean the tears and snot, finally the hubs and kid ask if I'm okay. Anyhoo lunch is good and I have a headache from the coughing. #randomramblings #icouldvedied
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Shot a kernel of corn out my nose a while ago, after somehow choking on it for a while. Good times
So fun! This did not come out my nose, but I would've taken anything in the moment 😂
omg~! 0_o
I could HAVE died!! 😂
please dont die breathing rice.
this ^
Fast and the Furious XXII: "Breathing Rice"
😂 I see what you did there 🤌🤌
A mission to the bottom of the ocean or a trip to Saturn planned for this one?
I don't know, but I will pick up a hottie slurpin a biggulp by drifting with an open door and a special tech upgrade on my ricerocket called the "Slut Scooper" and say "hey babe, can I have some"
Just dont choke on it john diesel
John "DeezCashuNuts" Diesel.
😂 wise words. Also pro tip, no hottie wants to see you snotting all over the place and wasting her slurpee.
I will try to die in a more dignified manner 🤝
Thoughts and prayers 😆🙏
Thank you, I may have been a bit dramatic...but I did have a moment of deciding whether or not to go ask for help 😂😂
This is a damn lie. We asked if she was okay, but she ignored us.
Such a scary feeling.
Oh no! Your kitchen misadventure just gave me flashbacks to when I was checking out boats for sale last summer - one particularly bumpy test ride left me coughing up seawater in a similarly dramatic fashion! Glad you survived your rice ordeal (and that lunch was still good). Maybe keep a glass of water closer than the nearest yacht mooring spot next time? 😅
Oh no, that rice incident sounds chaotic! But glad you’re okay (and the lunch turned out good). Next time, maybe trade rice for something safer—like daydreaming about boats for sale to sail away from kitchen cough - fests. Hope your headache eases, and future meals are choke - free!
This is not just a random rambling; this is a clear sign from the universe. When your own food turns against you and your family needs a full minute to process the emergency, it's time for a fundamental life change. You need a vacation—a long one. My go-to for "I've earned a break from this madness" inspiration is browsing Yachttrading