Trying things

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

I’ll see myself out now.

If I’m on a bitcoin standard what can I put in these?

👨‍⚖️ Judge: “Why didn’t you turn the wallet in to the police? You clearly saw it wasn’t yours!”

🧔‍♂️NostRICHES: “Yes, Your Honor… the wallet wasn’t mine.

But when I felt that orange vegetable-tanned leather and realized it was part of the Bitcoin Collection crafted by LeatherMint…

I swear — I lost control of my senses!”

The highest quality/value wallets have a full goatskin interior.

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spending sats on other bitcoiners doing bitcoiner things is the way.

So stylish that it might be illegal!

Sharing For visibility. I love my Leathermint wallet.

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You get what you pay for....value for value. Its difficult to place worth into something that isn't refined with time.

Since the purple pill helps the orange pill go down, I wonder how a purple outside with orange on the inside would look.

Here's my comment for entry even though I only want this wallet and don't need it because my current LeatherMint wallet from like 2.5yrs ago still looks and smells like new after daily use soaking up my ass juices in my back pocket.

Made with love on a Bitcoin standard.

The hottest wallets known to man?!? I ain't got enough money to win the zap game, but I'll zap it anyway, cause it's awesome!

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it’s even got orange accents

I'm not entering for these, but I'm going to take this opportunity to say that I've got a video releasing Tuesday reviewing the BullBitcoin wallet.

I can't hype nostr:nprofile1qqsx845ex2wm3cu9d8e93xm282nmpu33emyr5aufu20s5wt8sx7h6uspr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0g0s8q3 enough.

No one makes white wallets for a reason. This is going to turn into a mess in a week. The shape is awkward too. TFOH with yr wallets

Orange is the new Hack

The two current winners are at 15k and 16k.

Going to sleep gn

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Honey !

For my sore throat, should I get Leathermint or Leatherorange ?

💋

If I win, I’m buying a yacht for sale to store the wallet in style. https://www.yachttrading.com/

Cold storage, but make it sea breeze chic.

Who needs a ledger when you’ve got a hull?

I have a money clip that’s like 7 years old now would be nice to upgrade to a super high quality leather wallet 🫨🔥

"Money has no owners, just spenders."

So torn right now.

Me: Someone outzap me, damnit. LFG I dare you!

Also me: …hmm I really need a new wallet and these look good…maybe I should not cheer for others to outzap me.

Lol but in all seriousness I love that NOSTR and BTC allow us to do this kind of thing with NO MIDDLE MAN. It’s absolutely amazing. #nostr #bitcoin

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Like the comments you want to see win 👇

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Greetings from 🇩🇰

If I don't win, i'll probably just break down and buy one eventually. Rockin' a 3d printed wallet right now and I'm skeptical of it's durability over time.

So, where do I buy orange hided cows?

I sense market demand.

280 block left

Current winners are leading with a cumulative sats amount of 60k and 30k respectively.

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Current wallet situation.

The two current winners are leading with 60k and 50k

Im happy with the current results. The rest is a bonus ✌️

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This isn’t just a wallet giveaway.

It’s a challenge to escape fiat gravity, one orange block at a time.

We don’t carry wallets. We carry sovereignty.

Stack, zap, repeat.

Let the orange gods decide.

Top-left wallet: "I propose we switch all reserves to sats. It's the only way to stay relevant in this economy."

Top-right wallet: "Agreed. Also, let’s charge 1000 sats for every time someone opens us”

Bottom-right wallet: “I still can’t believe someone tried to put a Dogecoin in me last week… I’m scarred.”

Bottom-left wallet (closed): “Y’all keep talking. I’m in cold storage mode. Wake me when Bitcoin hits $250K.”

Zap this note nostr:nprofile1qqsyvy7nyz4gsqne9fdz7v6f5gs8uvhkw85vqsq9srwuxrk6dlwlv2spzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9thwden5te0wahhgtnwdaehgu3wwpshyareqy28wumn8ghj7am0wshxw6tjd9hx7tn0wfnsjx29s8 o sent back the sats

Our 2 current winners are nostr:nprofile1qqsyvy7nyz4gsqne9fdz7v6f5gs8uvhkw85vqsq9srwuxrk6dlwlv2spzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9thwden5te0wahhgtnwdaehgu3wwpshyareqy28wumn8ghj7am0wshxw6tjd9hx7tn0wfnsjx29s8 and nostr:nprofile1qqsvmqxje4aa4grz6sxqlwpsukzhaf44aav3f65kcj8s2ts6rx992yspr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0nc6625 both with 100k accumulated zaps.

162 blocks to go 🔥

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Me stressing about the zap battle I am in right now and also stressing about getting likes on this note as a backup plan…

I bought a new wallet lately.

It's a leather bifold with a pouch for paper bills and a slot for 1-2 cards. Since it doesn't have tons of card flaps it's super slim, which is what I wanted.

My old wallet was "slim" with a bunch of internal card slots (in a stadium seating arrangement) which was way bulkier. It also didn't have room for bills laid out so I had to fold them in half and take out the whole bundle to make currency payments. Now I can thumb through the bills like pages and pick exactly what's needed.

My impression is that most people these days (in a big city) use cards or digital payments and not cash.

If I were manufacturing wallets they would be one big card pouch (holding maybe 5 cards) either singly or as part of a bifold for paper notes.

Normalize telling time in block height.

I am officially more than fulfilled from this event. Thank you.

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don't make me win pls

i don't have any money to put into it anyway

oh man I just got here. Who's winning?

These are unhosted wallets. Might be illegal in the EU.

So many big zaps out here 🫢🫣🫠. Where is that dry powder I had lying around…

Do we know leaders? Via zap method

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25 blocks to go. The two highest zaps are at 200k and 176k.

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300k sats away from hitting a 1M note.

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When it comes to most liked comments, nostr:nprofile1qqsph6fjv9504a84auv8wz43v0lzcf4uqjwjz2vpscmhehqr80mfv9qpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzamhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuegpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejq9fgna0 and nostr:nprofile1qqs80njklzw3y28hlum58ns66xe9fptmjqy9v3e8a026ruchxchkefcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qythwumn8ghj7cnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj74uf5ew seems to be on the lead unless I missed something. I would be suprised to see any big changes in the amount of likes in the next few hours.

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4 wallets and 5 winners !

it’s beautiful to see it happening.

10 blocks and then I can go to sleep.

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The battle os close.

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Our two leaders are now:

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The contest ends when the block 902750 is found

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Last block happened so fast I didn't even had the time to call the score

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Wow

Thank you nostr:nprofile1qqsx6hu9cjlgt74msqm3dnqq9arv3zk463x6aqyc7pt5sfjq50m7gqqpzpmhxue69uhnzdps9enrw73wd9hsz9thwden5te0v4jx2m3wdehhxarj9ekxzmnyqyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv7nw3m4 nostr:nprofile1qqsvt0ejhevy8r2rsdvjjg0y537w6mhc9a20jzzxw092wp78yqpny9spp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcq9r4uz nostr:nprofile1qqsyvy7nyz4gsqne9fdz7v6f5gs8uvhkw85vqsq9srwuxrk6dlwlv2spzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9thwden5te0wahhgtnwdaehgu3wwpshyareqy28wumn8ghj7am0wshxw6tjd9hx7tn0wfnsjx29s8

Will reach out to all you three

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I see three lounge chairs and a table on an elevated deck.