Whenever more than two hairless apes gather a tyranny forms, and looks outwards hungrily. All glory to ape kind!
Bunch’s syrup based recipes of different viscosities and hue for different effects. Especially fun are the blood and brain ones for use in homemade splatter guns for headshot to wall effects! Gonna be a fun couple of days.
This weekend we are learning how to make edible fake movie blood, and researching horror hosts. What are y’all up to?
I made one for nostr:nprofile1qqsqvf72t8njcepn4culslawx4qw8xe7mja749ftgng66an959yfmrspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz4mhxue69uhhgetvv9ujucm0d9hx7uewd9hsz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyctwvsrcs7j3 birthday last year and have been super jealous of it.
Look upon the hits that is my winter wardrobe and envy meeeeeeee!
They are totally worth it.
Almost neighbors! Welcome to civilization my dude, and good luck.
Followed for the Australian pineapple people joke.
We will burn the crops and salt the fields of your hoarding, like the minimalist Celts of old!
Strange happenings in your esoteric book club.
All I can offer is an arbitrary and tyrannical casting out of objects, like the plane is going down.
My rates are very reasonable. And you won’t hear “sparks joy” out of me once.
Hell yeah man, get it!
Poem of the morning, Buffalo Bill by E.E. Cummings.
Buffalo Bill ’s
defunct
who used to
ride a watersmooth-silver
stallion
and break onetwothreefourfive pigeonsjustlikethat
Jesus
he was a handsome man
and what i want to know is
how do you like your blue-eyed boy
Mister Death
Happy Mother’s Day, Yarnette.
Doesn’t count, show him Cape Cod, NY, or Maine.
Attaboy! He’s seen all three coasts now?
Good luck, pen homie. Keep your chin up and remember that it’s a numbers game when applying for jobs. Cast a wide net, leave some time for yourself, and hunt until you’re fed.
Strangers take precedence, friends and family get to stew a bit, as is good and proper.
If you know what thickness your studs are you can make do. I prefer a stand. Got rid of the mattress for a hammy 6 years ago and I’ve been sleeping like an angel ever since. It is really great for indoor temperature control if you have an under and top quilt, and a fan. Also very easy to clean and way affordable compared to a full bed. If you’re sleeping solo it is great. Fun and awkward for group activities. I wouldn’t recommend sharing to sleep. As we all know women are heat thieves composed entirely or elbows and knees made from chisels.
Tried buckwheat for the first time ever today. Cooked in beef broth with caramelized onions and spinach. Might be pushing out my beloved oats as a base for delicious savory gruels.
Today's recipe is my Cheesy Cauliflower "Mac" with Bacon. It originally appeared in my book, "Diabetic to Ketogenic: Reclaim Your Health with Real Food", which can you can learn more about & purchase here: https://bit.ly/d2kebook Hope you enjoy!
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Ingredients
1 large head of cauliflower, cut into florets
1 teaspoon bacon fat
1/2 cup sour cream
1/2 cup heavy cream
2 ounces cream cheese, cut into cubes
1 1/2 teaspoons Dijon mustard
1 1/2 cups shredded sharp cheddar, plus 1/2 cup
Dash of ground nutmeg (trust me)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1/8 teaspoon garlic powder
Directions
Preheat oven to 375F. Grease a 9 inch glass dish or pie pan with the bacon fat.
In a large pot, fill with water, add a couple pinches of salt, and bring to the boil.
Add in the cauliflower florets and cook, about 5 minutes or until still a little toothy. Remove it from the water and allow to drain in a colander or spread on paper towels. Pat dry and transfer the florets to the prepared pan.
In a small saucepan, add the sour cream and heavy cream and mix well. Heat to medium low and get it to a simmer. Blend in the cubes of cream cheese and mustard, mixing until smooth. Add in the 1 1/2 cup of the cheese, salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic. Keep whisking until it all melts into a thick sauce (about 2 minutes).
Pour the sauce over the cauliflower florets in the baking dish and mix until the cauliflower is coated with the cheese sauce. Sprinkle the remaining 1/2 cup cheddar over the top.
Bake 20-25 minutes until bubbly and golden brown on top. When the cauliflower is fork-tender and the center of the dish is not watery, the casserole is done. Serve immediately.
Makes 6-8 servings.
Well that looks absolutely lovely.
Smoking like a 1960s pimp, you super fly.
I regret to inform the gentry that my resolve has faltered. Several acquaintances of mine have invited me out for companionable strolls that turned out to be disc golf. I stayed strong until I found a company that makes heavy metal inspired discs. Looks like I’m going Greek and taking up the disc hurling life … in style! Irritating look at my stuff posts to follow.