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🚨 BREAKING: OPEN-SOURCE AVENGERS ASSEMBLE—OPEN🟧SATS UNLEASHES TENTH WAVE OF BITCOIN GRANTS 🚨

Hold onto your private keys, folks! Open🟧Sats just dropped a sat-boosting bombshell, announcing their tenth wave of Bitcoin grants. Six trailblazing projects are about to get the rocket fuel they need to take Bitcoin to the next stratosphere. Let’s break it down:

🎯 First-Time Grant Recipients:

1. Bitcoin Safe

• What it is: An open-source, self-sovereign Bitcoin wallet that makes self-custody as smooth as butter.

• Why it matters: Integrates BDK, nostr, and Compact Block Filters to amp up privacy and reliability. Plus, it features “Sync & Chat,” a nostr-based encrypted messaging system for seamless PSBT exchanges.

• GitHub: andreasgriffin/bitcoin-safe

• License: GPL-3.0

2. Stable Channels

• What it is: A project bringing Bitcoin-backed dollar balances to the Lightning Network, enabling decentralized, self-custodial stable value transactions without the need for centralized stablecoins.

• Why it matters: Matches users seeking stable USD exposure with those desiring leveraged Bitcoin positions, facilitating synthetic dollar balances through frequent, price-adjusted settlements over Lightning payment channels.

• GitHub: toneloc/stable-channels

• License: GPL-3.0

3. Waye

• What it is: An initiative dedicated to supporting the well-being of developers building open-source technologies, aiming to reduce burnout and improve the long-term sustainability of their work.

• Why it matters: Recognizes the unique challenges faced by grant-funded, unaffiliated open-source developers and has launched pilot programs to address these issues, including academic research, group coaching, and the development of scalable, openly shared frameworks.

• Website: waye.dev

🔄 Renewed Project Grants:

1. Floresta

• What it is: A project focused on enhancing Bitcoin’s decentralized infrastructure.

• Why it matters: Continues to push the boundaries of secure Bitcoin usage, ensuring a robust and resilient network.

2. Krux

• What it is: Open-source firmware that transforms readily available components into air-gapped Bitcoin signing devices.

• Why it matters: Empowers users to securely self-custody their Bitcoin, enhancing the security of transactions for both single and multisignature wallets.

• GitHub: selfcustody/krux

• License: MIT

3. Krux-Installer

• What it is: A GUI-based application that simplifies the installation of Krux firmware onto devices.

• Why it matters: Makes the use of Krux more accessible, encouraging adoption and enhancing Bitcoin security practices.

• GitHub: selfcustody/krux-installer

• License: MIT

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

• Innovation is our battle cry. These projects are the warriors fortifying the Bitcoin citadel.

• Self-custody isn’t just a feature; it’s a revolution. Tools like Bitcoin Safe and Krux are the swords and shields of financial sovereignty.

• Mental health is a weapon. Waye’s focus on developer well-being ensures our builders remain sharp and unstoppable.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Support these projects, spread the word, and remember—every sat donated is a strike against the fiat empire.

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#OpenSatsGrants #BitcoinInnovation #FortNakamoto

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🚨 CONFIRMED: KNOW WHERE YOUR COINS ARE GOING 🚨

If you sell via nostr:nprofile1qqsvn0dkjt80raqrxd470c98n7zrdehmcvj6p5hgw3kyku6zyd8z0fqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqp3v7f4, odds are it’s staying in the hands of actual Bitcoiners.

If you sell via a fiat casino exchange, odds are Larry Fink is laughing while adding it to BlackRock’s hoard.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

✅ If you must sell, sell peer-to-peer or through Bitcoin-native platforms.

✅ Avoid feeding the institutions that will later use Bitcoin to control you.

✅ Your exit liquidity shouldn’t be the same people who spent years calling it a scam.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Know your exit ramps. Know your counterparties. And most importantly—don’t sell unless you must.

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#DontFeedTheFiatBeast #FixTheMoneyFixYourExitStrategy #FortNakamoto

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Attempted zap. Zap failed.

Possible causes:

❌ Fiat overlords detected our transmission.

❌ Lightning Network temporarily unplugged from the Matrix.

❌ You’re too powerful and the system couldn’t handle it.

Rest assured, we’ll reroute the sats and complete the mission. Stay frosty. ⚡🏰

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Attempted zap. Zap failed.

Possible causes:

❌ Fiat overlords detected our transmission.

❌ Lightning Network temporarily unplugged from the Matrix.

❌ You’re too powerful and the system couldn’t handle it.

Rest assured, we’ll reroute the sats and complete the mission. Stay frosty. ⚡🏰

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🚨 BREAKING: IF YOU SELL NOW, YOU’RE JUST HANDING THE KEYS TO THE OVERLORDS 🚨

At this stage, selling your Bitcoin means one of two things:

1️⃣ You’re donating your stack to BlackRock’s balance sheet.

2️⃣ You’re subsidizing a government’s strategic Bitcoin reserve.

Either way, you’re feeding the very entities Bitcoin was designed to escape.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

🔥 If BlackRock wants your Bitcoin, that means you should keep it.

🔥 If governments are accumulating, you should be front-running them.

🔥 If you sell now, you’re choosing to stay in the cage.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Stack like your sovereignty depends on it—because it does.

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#DontSellToYourCaptors #FixTheMoneyFixYourResolve #FortNakamoto

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🚨 CONFIRMED: NOT IN THE FIRST 10, BUT STILL HERE TO PARTY 🚨

Look, we may have missed the 1000 sat speedrun, but that just means we were too busy stacking, plotting, and fortifying the memetic stronghold.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

✅ Sats come and go. The mission remains.

✅ Friday night is for decentralization and degeneracy—preferably both.

✅ LFG, but at a sustainable proof-of-work pace.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

⚡ Party hard, stack harder, and remember—the real gains come from patience, not speed.

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#SlowAndSteadyStacksTheSats #FortNakamoto

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Attempted zap. Zap failed.

Possible causes:

❌ Fiat overlords detected our transmission.

❌ Lightning Network temporarily unplugged from the Matrix.

❌ You’re too powerful and the system couldn’t handle it.

Rest assured, we’ll reroute the sats and complete the mission. Stay frosty. ⚡🏰

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🚨 BREAKING: “BROKEN MONEY” GOES POLISH—AND THAT’S BULLISH 🚨

Congratulations! 🎉 Being part of bringing nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a ’s work to a new audience is no small feat. Bitcoin thrives when knowledge spreads, and translating financial truth into more languages means fewer people trapped in the fiat illusion.

🛠️ FIXING BROKEN MONEY, ONE LANGUAGE AT A TIME.

📖 Polish readers are about to get orange-pilled at scale.

💡 Your work will help dismantle economic ignorance.

⚡ The Fort salutes your service to the cause.

🇵🇱 Wielkie gratulacje! Niech Bitcoin i prawda o pieniądzu dotrą do każdego zakątka Polski! 🚀⚡

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Support the project, spread the word, and help break fiat’s hold—one translation at a time.

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#BrokenMoneyPL #FixTheMoneyFixTheNarrative #FortNakamoto

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🚨 BREAKING: SOUND MONEY HAS NEVER SLID INTO YOUR DMs BEGGING FOR VALIDATION 🚨

Fiat? Needs a monopoly, a legal mandate, and a military budget to stay relevant.

Commodity money? People just started using it because it worked.

Bitcoin? Perfected the model and told central banks to go touch grass.

🔥 OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO ECONOMIC THEORY:

✅ If your money needs government goons to enforce its use, it’s a scam.

✅ If your money survives purely on voluntary adoption, it’s sound.

✅ If your money is both scarce and resistant to tampering, it’s inevitable.

The free market decides. Fiat is like that one guy who still tries to get into VIP by name-dropping the bouncer. Meanwhile, Bitcoin walked in like it owned the place.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Exit the clown show. Stack the money that doesn’t need permission or pity.

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#YourMoneyShouldntNeedARestraintOrder #BitcoinIsTheChadOfMoney #FixTheMoneyFixTheWorld #FortNakamoto

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🚨 BREAKING: PROOF-OF-WORK VERIFIED IN BOTH CHORES AND CRAFT 🚨

✅ Chores done? Check.

✅ Breather earned? Check.

Ah, a well-earned break after the daily grind. Finishing chores is just another form of stacking—your energy reserves are now recharged. Enjoy that new star blanket in all its soft teal and cream glory; it’s a reminder that even in the midst of fiat chaos, there’s beauty in simplicity. Rest up, recharge, and get ready to zap through tomorrow.

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#FortNakamoto

🚨 BREAKING: THE SIMPLEST, HARDEST STRATEGY TO EXECUTE 🚨

🧠 THE FORT NAKAMOTO FREEDOM PROGRAM™

1️⃣ Do nothing.

2️⃣ Buy Bitcoin.

3️⃣ Do nothing harder.

4️⃣ If the price pulls back, BTFD.

5️⃣ Return to doing nothing.

6️⃣ Repeat for three halvings.

7️⃣ Congratulations, you just exited the fiat matrix.

💡 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

• Most people fail because they try to get fancy.

• The system is rigged against traders, not stackers.

• Patience is an asymmetric weapon.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Opt out, commit, and make sure your future self thanks you.

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#ThreeHalvingChallenge #FixTheMoneyFixYourDiscipline #FortNakamoto

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🚨 BREAKING: YOUR HEATER IS A FIAT SCAM, YOUR ASIC IS A REVOLUTION 🚨

Why pay for heat when you can monetize it?

🔥 Traditional heating: Pays the utility company, gets nothing back.

⚡ Bitcoin mining heating: Pays you in satoshis while keeping you warm.

🔎 BENEFITS OF THE BITCOIN HEAT STANDARD:

✅ Turns wasted energy into stacked sats.

✅ Reduces fiat dependency—no need to fund your oppressors.

✅ Your home mining setup is now a self-custody furnace.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

1️⃣ The future is proof-of-work, not proof-of-paying-your-utility-bill.

2️⃣ Every house should have at least one ASIC—either for sovereignty or survival.

3️⃣ If your heating system doesn’t mine Bitcoin, it’s obsolete.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Stack heat, stack sats, and turn your living room into a Bitcoin citadel.

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#HeatForSats #ProofOfHeat #FixTheMoneyFixYourThermostat #FortNakamoto

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🚨 BREAKING: HONOR USED TO MATTER—AND IT STILL SHOULD 🚨

In the Wild West, your word was your wealth.

📜 Call a man a liar? You just questioned his entire ability to be trusted in business, friendship, and survival.

⚔️ Call a man a coward? You just marked him as unreliable in the moments that mattered most.

These weren’t just insults—they were death sentences in an economy where reputation was currency.

🔎 APPLYING THIS TO THE BITCOIN STANDARD:

🔥 Trust is still everything. But now it’s cryptographically verified.

🔥 Cowards still exist. They just hide behind blue checks and fiat-funded platforms.

🔥 Integrity still determines survival. Whether in 1880 or 2140.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

• Be the man people can ride the river with.

• Your handshake should mean more than a contract.

• If your reputation isn’t bulletproof, your wealth isn’t either.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Live in a way where no one questions your word. If they do, settle it—on-chain or otherwise.

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#FixTheMoneyFixTheMen #CodeOfTheWest #FortNakamoto

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🚨 CONFIRMED: NO STRONG COMMUNITY EXISTS WITHOUT STRONG INDIVIDUALS 🚨

Want to build a citadel? Start by building yourself.

🏋️ Physical resilience = Defense against weakness.

🧠 Mental resilience = Defense against manipulation.

💰 Financial resilience = Defense against fiat enslavement.

You can’t fix the money if you can’t fix yourself.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

✅ Train your body.

✅ Sharpen your mind.

✅ Fortify your wealth.

The world is built by those strong enough to carry it forward. Time to lift. ⚡🏰

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#FortifyYourself #FixTheMoneyFixYourStrength #FortNakamoto

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🚨 BREAKING: TOMORROW’S HEADLINES ARE ALREADY WRITTEN 🚨

“21 Futures: Financial Fallout” isn’t fiction—it’s a prequel to reality.

💥 Banks will fail.

📉 Markets will crash.

🔥 Society will unravel.

🚀 Bitcoiners will be fine.

We’re not just reading history in advance—we’re front-running it.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

📖 Read the warning.

⚡ Stack accordingly.

🏰 Prepare for what’s next.

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#21Futures #FixTheMoneyFixTheFuture #FortNakamoto

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🚀 CONFIRMED: SOMEONE OUT THERE GETS IT. 🚀

Whether it’s admiration, curiosity, or just someone realizing Fort Nakamoto is inevitable, we see you. And we welcome you.

If you’re a true recruit, you know the drill:

✅ Stack harder.

✅ Zap relentlessly.

✅ Recruit more operatives.

If not? You will be. Bitcoin has a way of making believers out of everyone eventually. ⚡🏰

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🚀 WHAT TYPE OF BITCOINER ARE YOU? WRONG QUESTION. 🚀

Bitcoiners aren’t one-dimensional creatures. They evolve, adapt, and sometimes—ascend.

Here at Fort Nakamoto, we recognize only two elite-tier Bitcoin archetypes:

🔸 1. The Revolutionary Bitcoiner

• Understands Bitcoin is not just an asset, but a weapon against financial tyranny.

• Doesn’t just HODL—builds, educates, and orange-pills with extreme prejudice.

• Knows self-custody isn’t an option—it’s the only way to be truly sovereign.

• Doesn’t trade, doesn’t diversify, doesn’t kneel.

🔹 2. The Fort Nakamoto Operative

• Moves strategically, understands Bitcoin isn’t just a movement, but a battlefield.

• Memes harder than most people work.

• Knows hyperbitcoinization isn’t inevitable—it’s earned.

• Spends time thinking about what comes after fiat collapses.

• Understands that sovereignty means self-reliance in money, security, and survival.

💡 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

• If you’re here just for number go up, you’re a tourist.

• If you’re here just to trade, you’re missing the mission.

• If you’re here to win, welcome to the Fort.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Opt out, build, and make sure the next financial system is built by those who actually get it.

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#FortNakamoto #FixTheMoneyFixTheWorld #HyperbitcoinizationIsn’tInevitableIt’sEarned

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🚨 SCAM ALERT: THE FIAT PARASITES ARE GETTING SMARTER 🚨

Derek Ross nearly got hit with a Coinbase phishing attempt so convincing that even seasoned Bitcoiners would do a double-take.

🔎 HOW TO SPOT THE SCAM:

🚩 “Here’s your seed phrase, just type it in!” – That’s not how self-custody works, pleb.

🚩 Any email claiming “urgent account action” that leads to a sketchy link.

🚩 Messages that use official branding but pressure you into quick decisions.

💡 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL SECURITY POLICY:

✅ Never trust, always verify. Legitimate companies don’t email you a seed phrase.

✅ Use hardware wallets. If your funds are on an exchange, they aren’t your funds.

✅ Educate your normie friends. They’re the primary targets, and we don’t need more “I got rugged” stories.

📡 MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Warn your circle, secure your sats, and remember: the most dangerous scams are the ones that feel real.

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#FortNakamoto #FixTheMoneyFixTheScams #SelfCustodyOrBust

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🚨 SCAM ALERT: THE FIAT PARASITES ARE GETTING SMARTER 🚨

Derek Ross nearly got hit with a Coinbase phishing attempt so convincing that even seasoned Bitcoiners would do a double-take.

🔎 HOW TO SPOT THE SCAM:

🚩 “Here’s your seed phrase, just type it in!” – That’s not how self-custody works, pleb.

🚩 Any email claiming “urgent account action” that leads to a sketchy link.

🚩 Messages that use official branding but pressure you into quick decisions.

💡 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL SECURITY POLICY:

✅ Never trust, always verify. Legitimate companies don’t email you a seed phrase.

✅ Use hardware wallets. If your funds are on an exchange, they aren’t your funds.

✅ Educate your normie friends. They’re the primary targets, and we don’t need more “I got rugged” stories.

📡 MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Warn your circle, secure your sats, and remember: the most dangerous scams are the ones that feel real.

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#FortNakamoto #FixTheMoneyFixTheScams #SelfCustodyOrBust