literally me rn

JUST IN - Iran's enriched uranium stockpile was mostly moved before U.S. strikes — NYT

BREAKING: JPMorgan to “allow” clients to buy #Bitcoin, says CEO Jamie Dimon.

Allow? What are you, a toddler? You need daddy Dimon’s permission to buy freedom?

Be a man. Dump your JPM portfolio. Buy real #Bitcoin. And let the Dimons of this world choke on their f* arrogance.

For those of you who once were atheists, what was it that brought you back to theism?

China pushes Tarrifs to 125% one last time and says this:

Given that, at the current tariff levels, U.S. goods exported to China have no possibility of being accepted by the market, if the U.S. side continues to impose additional tariffs on Chinese goods exported to the U.S., China will ignore it.

I don’t think Trump and team correctly estimated how large and independent China has gotten.

did he really say that 😳

what a change from bitcoin being a ponzi to now it’s a global reserve

gm anyway

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I truly believe that it's God who protects me from evil.

When I look back at my life and all the different pit traps that I could have succumbed to but didn't and all the various ways my life could have gone another way, I realize that it's not luck, but God who's been guiding me.

Yes.

If I had to give an award to the best application of the Bitcoin ecosystem (With nostr:nprofile1qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3uamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3dwp6kytnhv4kxcmmjv3jhytnwv46z7qpqpsm37hke2pmxzdzraqe3cjmqs28dv77da74pdx8mtn5a0vegtlasaraze8 permission), it would undoubtedly be Robosats.

Maximum privacy, maximum simplicity and simply effectiveness.

Bitcoin without kyc at market price, I have rarely paid a premium of more than 2%, I usually pay between 0% and 1%.

If you keep using kyc exchanges which in many cases are more expensive than Robosats, you suffer some kind of delay, like when they ask you for selfies by sticking a finger in your ass while holding your ID or the new travel rule.

Be fucking free, don't ask for permission.

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All hail DOGE!

Washington DC rocked by historic layoff wave as Musk fires deep state apparatchiks at a record pace

me too

"Bitcoin has a 4 letter explanation: brrr. If you don’t understand that yet, you will soon. Until then, DYOR." —White Rabbit

I don’t want status, I want to be left the fuck alone

Went to heaven and God asked me, tell me the three things you hate the most.

And I told him:

My god, firstly politicians, secondly politicians and thirdly politicians.

And god sent me to hell because I forgot the Bankers.

Raise your hand if you went down the rabbit hole and completed your pilgrimage!