There’s this:

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I believe clients could copy and pasta it and implement it.

That’s the goal 😂

I had to switch vpn providers

It’s not meant to be easy 😂

Oh yeah. I wear it as badge of honour 😂!

I’m going to be honest here. We were on a road trip and I took one of our kids for a nap to a park not too far away from the motel. She was asleep and I had to drop a deuce. It was game time. I was only 20 minutes into it and I had three options.

1. Go to motel bathroom, wake her up and poo.

2. Attempt a bush poo with her on my chest, leaves for toilet paper and the chance of being arrested for indecent exposure.

3. Squeeze and pray.

I went with option 3.

My birthday was a week later and my wife got me a box of adult diapers and my kids made me a shirt that said “I pooed my pants but my baby didn’t wake up”.

Awake child trip? What is this you speak of?

Many a wet leg, foot, and floor but now I can go “blind” 😂

Running the gauntlet. Brave man. I wish you the best.

I’m trying to educate the youngins.

How can we control the devil, if we are too afraid to dance with it?

The grey men in white halls, surrounded by marble and granite, give me gifts they purchased with my money and then demand obedience. They say, we are responsible for your happiness and your employment, for we are the purveyors of programs and initiatives. With my eyes pointed towards these gifts, they attempt to steal more of what is rightfully mine. Earned by the sweat and callouses of my hands. No more. I will fight these men, with the weapons I have. My speech, my network, and my people.

Being able to urinate with a sleeping baby on your chest, is one of life’s most necessary skills.

Window to the soul

Just put the first volume of the incal on hold at the pub. Library!

Yeah , you told me that and shared the video of the similarities. I’m on it this time!

The cognitive dissonance is really something to behold.

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Reminds me of when McDonald’s started a company named “100% All Beef” that made wrappers for their burgers. They had the name of this company on their wrappers for cheeseburgers and double cheese burgers.

Thanks! Yeah we’ve been buying our beef and bison directly from ranchers for the last three years, and it grinds my gears everytime I walk by the “grass fed” beef in the grocery store.

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