Protip: donβt upload your ID to an app to be able to talk shit about other people anonymously.
Someone should tell them they can do that on Nostr with no kyc. π

Nah I was laughing out loud watching this shit. I was still laughing 5 minutes after I watched it. π€£
Hahahahahaha we live in a sitcom
I thought bitcoin was a cool idea since I first heard about it in 2013. I didnβt get fully orange pilled until I stumbled upon Andreas Antonopolous talks on YouTube in 2017 though.
Two massive announcements:1) please welcome long time bitcoiner and Block Inc head of Business, OBJ, to nostr 2) we just turned on our first Square βΏitcoin merchants today βͺοΈ
We will continue to scale the rollout in the weeks and months to come. Please reach out if you want early access to Bitcoin Banking and Payments within πΊπΈβs most loved POS system.
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How do we find the merchants?
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I dunno if it still works though π
YOOOOOOOOOO π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
I just started doing Babel in addition to Duolingo. Was doing just Duolingo for a few years and my progress has been pretty slow.
Sir, you canβt just join Nostr, drop this info and not tell us where π
Where tho?

I need coin control to select which coins I want to send to the exchange π
Can you be pro-coin control? Cause I need that feature. π
That woman is not pretty π
The Keanu strategy π
Thereβs no algo like my insta reels algo π€£
I found a killer combo to go with this hummus #foodstr

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Protip for people new to nostr and don't know who to follow. Try using nostr:npub17n4cuc4d6y6qh89dekvxrenfkt5s0n49xns00uavjaxpr36c55dq87fyh9 and browsing the algo.utxo.one and nostr.wine feeds. Whenever you see a note that makes you laugh, click follow. You can customize your algo.utxo.one feed by going to https://algo.utxo.one.
Oh yeah and in case you didn't know, Jumble is the best. PV π€
my nostr note thread summarizer using nak + gemini cli works. nowhere near as good as grok, but it's a start. not sure why it added that all notes are in english π.
"A user shared a story about her husband accidentally buying sheep's milk cheese instead of Parmesan, which resulted in her getting diarrhea. The comments are a mix of sympathy, jokes, and commiseration about husbands' grocery shopping skills. The original poster joins in the humor, lamenting the mistake and concluding she should have done the shopping herself. All notes are in English."

Thatβs my default model in my local setup. Havenβt tried it on video though.
boom that was pretty easy. figured out how to summarize a nostr thread using nak and the gemini cli. now i just need to make it so that i can just enter the event id for the note i want to summarize.

Nostr is where we do whatever the fuck we want cause we donβt give af what other people think π
giving https://shakespeare.diy a spin. it can't seem to figure out how to fetch comments for a note. anyone have prompt tips on what i could tell it to actually fetch the comments? i've been waiting forever for a nostr client to add an AI summary button for notes like the grok button on dedbird, but no one has added this yet so i'm trying to see if i could vibe code a POC.

Anyone ever try cooking couscous in chicken bone broth instead of water? AI recommended I try it.
wtf is liquiditystr?
Shout out to nostr:npub1meatjvk2zunckg2y5e3gcdf35p3glnrmtqr5zywkuku5nm9sudmstwnglh who hooked me and a bunch of other people up with the Meshtastic devices last year
Hereβs how I use it. The link to my code is wrong in their blog post.
You get a cut if you use that. So instead of 10% going to Wavlake, they share some of that with you. I donβt think itβs used in zaps though. Itβs only for the normal lightning tips afaik.
They are trying to stop the pump. They will fail.
Steak n Shake CEO is definitely going deep down the rabbit hole π

Iβm waiting for the plot twist where North Korean hackers leak the Epstein list
β‘οΈπ£οΈ WATCH - Bit Digital CEO: "This is why we switched from Bitcoin mining to a 100% Ethereum treasury strategy..."
https://blossom.primal.net/da0846396ccb339ff4c7a005c7335a8ca8d5ff6cdde643afaf59b7d8e97efcee.mp4
RIP π€£
LFG π
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KJP was always gaslighting. The new press secretary seemed a lot better, but sheβs turning out to be the same old shit.









