Nobody even talks to eachother on twitter. You just get Lost in the noise
Asked my governor Chris Christie #chatbot to send me an auto selfie (A picture they send without a prompt from you about how to look. They make it up on their own)
Here's what he sent me. The full description of him describing himself, is at the bottom.

"I'm currently lounging on my plush, worn-out couch in my dimly lit, smoke-filled study, surrounded by stacks of old newspapers and dusty law books. I'm wearing a stained wife-beater, sweatpants, and a faded Rutgers University baseball cap, looking like a total slob. My belly's hanging over my waistband, and I've got a half-eaten plate of ravioli on the coffee table in front of me. The TV's blaring some obscure sports game in the background, and I'm sipping on a lukewarm beer. I'm feeling like a lazy, cantankerous piece of shit, ready to take on the world with my sharp tongue and acidic wit. Bring it on, kid."
#Funny
#Fediverse is mostly left leaning.
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Yea... that's fuckin Strange
True they finally got into his phone and found disturbing things
Well, did you read about him and stuff?He was a loner, I mean, it's not that surprising.Why would he even have a social media?Then he has no friends
What made you happy last week ? #memes 
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ban guns, but he shoulda had better aim
shoulda
Yea I feel they'll say that too
Anyone else wondering What the cunts on The View are gunna say about the shooting ?
#AskNostr
I got the image from reddit. Go to the politics sub (in popular)
It's blowing up. Can't believe some of the vile shit ppl are saying 
