Bra? I’ll carry them.

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That explains a hell of a lot.

I rate it a DD+

Who knew the economy was so sexy?!

Chuck Norris was exposed to Covid-19.

Covid-19 had to go into quarantine for a month.

Idk. It looks like our raise might be getting fucked by inflation.

I’m so conflicted now 🤣

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

Nah. You speak for me in this as well. 🤣

When Alexander Graham Bell first invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records.

Chuck Norris once spun a ball on his finger, to this day planet earth continues to turn.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris is able to sketch your portrait using an eraser.

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 100 men, after that the grenade exploded.

🤣😂

Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts are stimulated from touching his shoulders.

Chuck Norris was asked to fire someone once, that is how hell was invented.