Chuck Norris once raced the earth around the sun and won by three years.
Chuck Norris is able to make other people walk in his sleep.
Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945.
The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945, this is not a coincidence.
I don’t think it matters where realization happens or how, just that it happens. 🫂
Burger King made their slogan "Have it your way" when Chuck Norris walked into their restaurant.
When Chuck Norris boards an airplane, they carry him on.
The Flash discovered how to run at the speed of light when he discovered Chuck Norris was looking for him.
When Chuck Norris looked into the abyss, the abyss looked the other way.
Chuck Norris knows exactly what to do with the drunken sailors early in the morning.
Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris is able to build a snowman out of water.
Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test.
The machine confessed everything.
When Chuck Norris lifts dumbbells, they get smarter.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.
Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris can get in a bucket and lift it up with himself in it.
Dude I’m laughing so fucking hard right now. 🤣😂
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
