"I Ain’t Worried (’Bout the Markets)"

(To the tune of "I Ain’t Worried" by OneRepublic)

Verse 1:

Late night, red lines on the screen,

Everyone’s freaking like it’s 2008 again.

Stocks dropping, headlines scream,

But I’m out front pulling weeds with a lazy grin.

Pre-Chorus:

They’re selling off in fear,

I’m trimming hedges with a beer.

'Cause I ain’t playin’ the short game,

I’m all about that long range.

Chorus:

I ain’t worried 'bout the markets, no no,

Let 'em dive, let 'em dip real low.

I got time and compound on my side,

While they’re crying, I’m planting with pride.

Yeah I know, what I’ve got

Is a long-term slam dunk.

Let 'em panic, I’ll be fine,

I’m just raking in the sun.

Verse 2:

Neighbors pacing, talking doom,

I’m mowing lines like it’s Sunday afternoon.

Fear’s contagious, but not here,

I’ve got Bitcoin and I shift my own gears.

Pre-Chorus:

They’re glued to their alerts,

I’m tossing mulch and dirt.

I don’t need a quick buck,

I’ve built that future luck.

Chorus:

I ain’t worried 'bout the markets, no no,

Let 'em crash, I’ll just take it slow.

I got peace in my sats stream,

While they panic, I live the dream.

Yeah I know, what I’ve got

Is a long-term slam dunk.

They’re stressed, I’m in the zone,

Just me and my garden gnome.

Bridge:

Let ‘em scream recession,

I’m planting with intention.

My net worth ain’t just numbers,

It’s calm and steady thunder.

Final Chorus:

I ain’t worried 'bout the markets, no way,

They dip, I buy more every payday.

Got my future in a wheelbarrow roll,

While they’re scared, I’m in control.

Yeah I know, what I’ve got

Is a long-term slam dunk.

While they watch the ticker drop,

I’m out back with my leaf blower nonstop.

No pain, no gains.

We getting swole this year!

Ain't that the truth

Crank up the Wakanda tariffs, until they open vibranium exports!

5% pleasure and 50% pain

And 100% reason to remember the name

We're in the double digit pluses here. Got a bunch of yard work done today.

Have fun, down East 😂

No pain, no gain.

Good luck 😂

It's inevitable.

Also, reading comprehension seems to be a lacking skill set, for some around here, it seems.

Alexander Ovechkin is now the greatest goal scorer of all time.

#895

Congratulations Ovi, you're a legend!

https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/alex-ovechkin-scores-no-895-to-break-gretzkys-nhl-goals-record/

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Looks good!

Next game it is.

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Alexander the Gr8t just tied the all-time goals record.

1 more to be the gr8test scorer of all time. If he does so tonight, it will be a hat trick.

I like this kinda dirty talk

Some would be wrong

Agreed 😂

I'm below but the French accent & 6-pack do a lot of the heavy lifting 😂

You guys are both wrong. I am obviously the most attractive. Lucky for all of you, I'm already married.

Spot on

Tourists always end up leaving at some point.

HODL strong 💪

I thought you guys were talking about Magic The Gathering for a bit and got excited.