In real life people often find me aloof or detached, but in reality i just don’t give a single shit about any of the boring ass things they think are important.

People that eat on public transportation are nasty🤮

if power and internet went down for two weeks, how would you handle it?

If you can't figure out how to wash your penis when it still as God created it you must have very very big problems with a lot a simple things in life.

Planned on watching Midnight in Paris - ended up in parliament square at 10:23pm at night.

How many of you on #nostr do all 3 of the following?

1. Self custody

2. Run your own node

3. Use #bitcoin every day

#asknostr

gm nostr 🤙 How’s everyone doing? #coffeechain

Nothing stopped this train 🚂

WHAT IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE ENGLISH WORD? WHY?

STOP. This is a Meme Checkpoint 🚨

Post the last meme you saved on your phone. No thinking. No context. No moral compass.

Zapping the worthy ⚡ Scrolling past the weak 🗑️

#MemeCheckpoint

I was thinking a bird feeder to keep the seed off the ground...

that would be trespassing

its that time of year again....

my "neighbor" is dumping pounds of bird seed on the ground in the corner of his back yard because "all the birds from the whole world come here and I feed them (in a drunken/opium induced voice)

Yesterday I saw a mouse inside the beautiful shed my late father built at 80 years old.

fucking indian neighbour, pounds of birdseed in the backyard corner all year round, spends 200 bucks a month just to feed mice.

made a gallon concoction of vinegar, bleach, cayenne pepper, garlic powder cloves, eucalyptus oil and soaked the insisde of the shed with it, stuck dryer sheets in the crevices and turned the audio repellenats on again (6 of them - i forgot i turned them off when shutting off the breaker for the christmas lights).

Does anyone find just washing the dishes easier than loading and unloading the dishwasher? 🤔 #asknostr

I have this sadistic urge to get screamed at by gremlins on politics Facebook.

Idk why I love it so much.

What low level office jobs / job titles /keywords should I search for when looking for work lol?

Candace Owens: “Diddy is running a sex ring.”

The entire world: “Candace Owens is crazy.”

The entire world (3 months later): “Holy shit! We want the Diddy files!”

Candace Owens: “Brigitte Macron is a man.”

The entire world: “Candace Owens is crazy.”

The entire world (3 months later): “Holy shit! Brigitte Macron is a man!”

Gm

Is it true in America there are one way aisles at Walmart?

I talk a lot of shit, but I’m grateful I got to grow up in California before it burned down. And all the rest that ruined it. ✌️

A classic ad in today’s New York Times. It’s a message to all companies, in all industries, all over the world: minimize your data collection, because collected data is data that eventually leaks.