Music festival action figures 🔥🔥🔥 which ones are missing??

“How dare hodl…”

*checks notes*

“Keep telling people to have kids.”

“It’s almost like he wants them to”

*checks notes*

“Live a happy and meaningful life full of purpose.”

The amount of millennial couples I know who have broken up and are now doing dog visitation or sharing dog custody is just…

Why in the actual fuck are people treating dogs like human babies?

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

The truth: if you’re outside freezing in the cold with no jacket and someone brings you inside and gives you a blanket and a hot soup you will go from miserable to happy... and it was stuff that made the difference.

The lie: is when you think to yourself “if a little bit of stuff made me this happy then a lot of stuff will make me that much happier”. Doesn’t work like that.

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I know absolutely zero about Adam Back's exercise régime or personal life. That's because he maintains pure signal on his professional social media accounts and doesn't self indulge like Jameson (and way too many others) is doing here.

Also, to all the simps liking this post; you are a big part of the problem.

Just did an 8 rep set of leg press at 500 pounds so I got that going for me.

USA is literally 1984 + the collapse of the Soviet union + the rise of Adolf Hitler in Nazi Germany

All at the same time.

And Americans are projecting everything that's bad about their own government onto countries they've never even researched.

Like the fact you are referring to Europe as if it is just one country. That alone shows everyone how ignorant you are and how you are projecting American problems onto other countries

Europe is in full on 1984 mode and hardly anyone seems to care.

Are you ready for the bullfrog market, anon?

One day you’ll stop running and turn and face it.

And it will be awful.

But it will be worth it.

From a friend who runs a bitcoin startup:

“You know who makes the most money in this industry? The podcasters.”

the greatest psyop in america may be the normalization of male circumcision

60% of newborn boys in the us are circumcised

it is a difficult topic because no parent wants to admit they made the wrong decision but that number should be zero

I have never drank oat milk and I never will.