This card is pretty good.

#mtg

Faraday is always in a cage and ever gets out of that cage, it's so sad.

This looks like me when I'm out of food and it's 3 in the morning

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I know this is fake because the dude can barely hold his head up and there is no way he can support hunter on his back with all those crack rocks in his pocket.

Don't post content online for free if you expect payment from everyone who views it.

Police are like:

The little black kid looks so disappointed in him 😂😂

Drink some water today

DON'T DO WHAT?

What if they voluntarily accept a tyrant

Have you played doom though, it's a pretty good game honestly.

I hate people justifying stupid stuff with "In the past the Greeks did it" or "In the Roman times the Roman soldiers did it" and I'm like yeah, they also molested little boys all the time to, now stop being retarded and understand that civilizations fall for a reason. You can learn from the past but you shouldn't emulate the past. Especially not a past that failed.

I use everydollar, I don't pay for the premium though. if I spend any money it's logged, if money comes in it's logged.

https://video.nostr.build/2722994d85da184fd1a7232ba433de13882cd5aa5f32664923d17f40cadc09dd.mp4

I want to play dig dug randomly and I don't know why

Budgeting will literally change your life and shine a light on your stupidity with your income.

Such a forward thinking individual

Fat Albert, Hey hey hey who wants to play... This sounds a lot worse knowing about Bill Cosby now.

Yeah that's true

🫡

Please, make this a thing.

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I didn't tell them obviously, but yeah I looked at the dude like "Are you outside of your mind"

Um, so I got off work and came home I thought I wasn't in hell anymore, then I open up nostr and see this 😂

Like I knew they were going to try to get them cheaper but holy crap lol

I took $310 (I didn't expect full price obviously they have to have room for profits and such) worth of MTG cards to a card shop in my area to sell them and they offered me $51.53....

Somebody post something funny I wanna zap someone and I only have like 3 or 4 mins left on my break.

Ma'am, I'm the pilot

I think I need to learn a trade

Sir this is a Wendy's and our frosty machine is "broken"

I smell sulfer and piss but that might be the way an Oscar smells 😂

Scene 2: *BOOM* roll credits 😂