Has anyone watched Johnny Mneumonic?

I love Gibson and the genre as a whole, but it got pretty mixed (mostly bad) reviews.

But I trust nostriches far more than some rotten tomatoes critic, so here we are 🦾

#asknostr #filmstr

2025 prediction purely for fun. Bull and bear versions because why not.

Bull version:

- SBR passes but only thing that happens is seized coins are transferred in and Trump takes his victory laps

- ETF's accelerate as bitcoin keeps outperforming the market

- A few nation states announce reserves but larger countries are paralyzed by retard politicians who prefer to position themselves as close as possible to the money spigot for their own personal benefit

- Price between 150-200k before collapsing back down to low 100k 2026

Bear version

- SBR won't pass. Politicians don't have incentives to sign the bill since they're too busy looting the coffers for their own benefit. Any bitcoin held by US gov will be sold in spite of Trump and his administration.

- Fed resumes hiking to combat inflation

- Major bank crisis

- BTC top is already in at 108k

- Cracks start showing within MSTR

- Return to high 5 digit bitcoin 2026

I don't buy the influencer hopium and find it's healthier to have lowered expectations. My third halving and i've seen more people blow themselves up with stupid plays when they should have just stayed humble and stacked sats.

Happy New Year.

Have you seen the safe harbor for crypto stuff due by Jan 1?

So let me get this straight...

The IRS wants you to protect yourself from unfair capital gains tax rates by doxxing your entire stack to them.

In 2024. Using screenshots!

What's the clearest best explanation about this IRS thing that's up with deadline in two days? Resources? Links?

Are you following? What are you doing?

#asknostr

When I was much younger, I used to start wars with people who would cut me or anyone off in a queue, especially if I've been in queue for a long while. Waiting in line was my least favourite thing to do. I can say I really f hated it. It's the biggest waste of time.

So I told myself I'll do what is necessary so I don't have to wait in line for anything, if I can help it. I worked hard, I made smart decisions and along the way I learned patience.

But I learned patience for me, not for other people's low quality, low key disrespect. I learned patience to develop better habits. I learned and earned enough to skip the lines. I even learned to fly a plane so I can fly myself anywhere possible and not spend hours waiting in airports only to be herded like cattle.

My little fuck you to everyone who cut me off in a queue.

I don’t want to hear politicians talk about our freedoms anymore. They took all of them. Watching tv hardly helped me with anything, anyway.

Hope things are good on your side

Have you seen the safe harbor for crypto stuff due by Jan 1?

#meme #memes #memestr #nostrmemes

My wife got me a coprolite for christmas. She is so thoughtful, i love her.

Who else is locking and loading their positions between now and new years for generational wealth in 2025?

😬

Feel like shit. Look like shit. Thought I'd share.

#anti-insta

Apparently, if you don't watch Christmas Movies, Christmas Movies comes to you and you get to live them in person 😬

No, I don't mean the cute love story Hallmark ones. I mean the old school ones where someone is trying to get home for Christmas and things start going wrong!

Well, everything didn't go wrong, but our van did start to spit coolant and overheated multiple times.

We fixed it, we thought, but no! Then we were stuck on the highway as the engine died and we pulled into the shoulder next to a tall wall just before exit 68.

I started praying for a Miracle, as that's not a place I wanted to spend Christmas!😬

We got off the highway after it had cooled down and parked at a car parts store, and my husband started doing research. We came across a video from like 6 years ago where a guy explained exactly our symptoms and showed what was wrong. It was a $5 part (or $17 at the dealership where he got one).

A simple Heater Hose T! Ours wasn't just cracked, it was mostly gone with denigrated pieces left.

Then my husband looked again, and found an AutoZone open 24h!! 🤯 we didn't know those existed! We called and they seemed to have it!

It was 17 min away and we'd only been able to drive for a few minutes so my husband did an amazing job working the car to keep it cool as we made our way over there.

They didn't have the correct part, but the right kind, so my amazing husband Macgyvered it and we were finally able to get on the road! It was around 1am! We drove for a couple of house before pulling over to sleep, and now we're on our way again!

Christmas Celebration, here we come! ☺️

Thank you Jesus for a Christmas Miracle!!! And keeping our engine intact after overheating so many times 😅☺️

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