I get it... So adding -str on things is like my dog pissing on poles!
😀
Haha, I have followed some phrases etc, I'll need more info on the pissing on the pole though.
Ummm.... Musicstr? 🫰
🤔
Lol, this needs a montage.
Just skip to the part where I'm running up the stairs and turn around and pumpy fists into the sky and scream "yeah" ✊
Can we skip all this newbie bullshit and everyone showing me around like some corny Hollywood teen movie intro and just take me to the cool table where I rightfully belong!
🙄
The tale of Comte de Sats. A heartbreaking tale of loneliness and bravery...
He called out to the void..."hello...? Is anyone out there?!?!?!' and the void was cruel.and dark, and offered no response.
He cried that night... And for weeks thereafter... He crawled into a little ball at the edge of the void and rocked backwards and forwards as he sobbed..
Lonely... Scared... Like a lil baby koala, shivering in the rain..
Then, one cold dark and rainy morning...
"He... He.... Herroowww...?"
Could it be? A voice from within the void...???
Emotions surged through Germain like a wave of Sats through his body!
He peers into a darkness and then he saw it... An outstretched hand... With fingers n shit.... He took it I. His own...
To be continued....
So yeah that's pretty much your story of how you started hey?
That's what people will say, but really...
It will be me.
Let it be written in the history books...
'twas Sim Cardashian that pulled the world out of the social media slum and into the new a bountiful world of decentralized ummm stuff...
🤔😲🫰⚡
Oh these are all different... Umm clients? Clients! Haha
I'm learndingd!!

I'm sure it's been done, pretty presumptuous of me to think I'll lead by example 🤣
But fk it..
If it comes down to me to save the world I guess I'll fkn do it for fks sake.
😭
(We're doomed)
Ur gonna be fine my digital brotha…a great attitude is a real asset on nostr🫡🫂
…if ur interested in real morons bordering on *ss 🤡s, check out my dear frenz in the circle (⭕️) o retarded
…it’s an entertaining romp thru what feels like a a group o mostly guys but also a few nostr chix (affectionately referred to as the WoN (women of nostr) and lead by the CoV (council of vulvas😳🤦🏽♂️😂…their choice not mine…and a particularly salty babe o questionable morals by the name o nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz ) that mostly sh*tpost and go at each other like p*ssed off brothers/sistas (think Cane and Able…only funnier🤔🤷🏽♂️)…there is literally nothing we can’t fight over🤦🏽♂️😂⭕️
….last night for instance one of our young studs (definitely his wordz not mine) by the name o nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat found out (based on new software available on nostr and if I’m not mistaken created by one of the retardz) he has the lowest “cool peepl o nostr” rating of the 24 active nostiches …this is ackshully quite an accomplishment considering some o the tardz in the ⭕️. 😳👍🏽🤣
…good luck and I hope u find ur place in this wonderful decentralized sandbox

Awesome! Ive followed! Thanks for the suggestions and the welcome!
Thanks! Glad to be here!
I #dunno maybe it's just #me or the cult I came from. It's probably not weird, maybe it's #methatsweird 🤔
Hi Sim! There are hashtags that are #bitcoin-free, but I’m damned if I know what they are. Welcome to #nostr and we love the coin but you sure as hell don’t have to be welcome here.
nostr:nevent1qqsflrp9cu0e594zmezzygxvdtsny4hl92ksrf369fszevmkpah33vgr0ml6p
Awww how nice. 🤣
I'll make sure to check it out soon.
I'm making a video for onboarding noobs like me..for now I'll point them here. It's a good start point so far.
Dear Nostr,
Here is a guy that tries out Nostr! He goes to the appstore and....
Downloads Snort, an app which latest version is from dec 6 2024 and Spring (dec 28 2023)! 🥳
Lets see how that works out kids!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbSVnr_oSmQ
Now ofcourse its typical he dodges any of the good clients in the list, but can't these apps be removed from the appstore?
Clearly that guy is a moron! 😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣
Hey Moron!
Decided to check up on you, i'm the guy that replied to your initial youtube video; as you might imagine watching that first video of you installing Snort and Spring, instead of picking either Primal, Amethyst of Yakihonne from that list of apps was tragic haha. Glad to see you made your way to primal and managed to get going
Thank you also for documenting the process you are going through installing the app, and giving this type of feedback, its very helpful to my understanding how newcomers experience all this stuff.
My response:
How do I get this across....Lets say two things are true at the same time:
First, its not a platform, Primal is not a platform, Nostr is not a platform...relays can act as platforms, perhaps, but you have to realize you are arguing against the ephemeral clouds here. Its not much different than saying that there is too much bitcoin content on the internet, that there are too many bitcoin websites etc. Its silly because Nostr is not ''a space'', not a platform like i mentioned, its a system facilitating freedom of association in all kinds of different ways (tweets, pictures, videos, chatgroups, livestreaming, code creation, recipes, apps, games, all the various things people use the web for).
Bitcoiners just happen to be the initial community adopting Nostr, and tweets the first type of usecase, so it is dominant among al dozen Nostr users out there; yet other non-bitcoin people and stuff is out there, perhaps a bit harder to dig up due to circumstance. Same things goes for any ''way of posting'', but as you already mentioned you will just stick with your way, and that is the precise correct attitude; we don't share 'a space' here, there is infinite interoperable space for everything to just exist next to each other.
Second (and true at the same time); I understand that as a new user, with 0 intuition what on earth it even is what you entered, everything is just very ''de facto''. There is this app, Primal, and thats ''the thing'', and the onboarding facilitated by that app is ''the thing'', and the people you initially see using that app, is ''the thing''. That fact this notion that there even is a ''thing'' is a mirage of your own imagination, is of no value/concern to you, because you are ''user'' with ''user experience'' and ''user expectations'' from ''the thing''; and if any of it is not to your liking you will simply move on to another ''thing''.
I recognize all of this, but this is a concern for the app developers/Primal on how to cater to you as a ''user'', but there are also so many different apps, so perhaps ''you'' (the general you, not perhaps you specifically) are simply not using the ''right app for you''.
Me personally? My concern is elsewhere. Im the crew that will call you a moron from not instantly understanding the new paradigm you stumbled into( 😜) , and won't let you rest easy in comfortable misconceptions and misunderstanding. Il guide you to a new intuition on this new paradigm, such that you can confidently navigate on your own. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
PS: On using other apps: thats what that ''remote login'' feature in Primal
is for, to log into other apps without having to transfer your keys, try it out!
PPS: Funny that nostr:nprofile1qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd4hk6tcqypg2v0x2zkckkcxn9xuj7c5vgvkgcyngndq0a8gyjh4cx66l9hmrwa09369 and you found each other. You both made a youtube video around the same time on how you started looking at Nostr, and i contacted you both to get you guys up to speed, and it seems you 2 are both doing just fine so im very proud :)
Looooolllllll take it easyyyy hahahah
This is rather funny that in this infinite space you speak of you still managed to gravitate to this morons rhelm!
Thank you for the slap in the face and the roses! Very helpful and I agree with what you are saying.
My goal in making this video and many others is to be the bridge.
And obviously to find a home for myself for the future.
Nostr is looking like greener pastures and I'm very excited for it.
Furthermore on being the bridge, it seems to me if I were to break this down simply,
You have the tech savvy already on here who obviously also use Bitcoin, block chain etc. it's second nature for them, nsec and npub and using these over multiple "apps" for one identity is second nature to them,
Then you have the fb crowd who won't understand a bit of this, and just want to see what their mates are up to or make posts and be seen, share their creativity.
I think we have in front of us a unique opportunity to bring both worlds together and have a nice campfire and all be friends. Lol
I realise I'm over simplifying this but I hope you get the jist from this rambling moron.
I know I've only just scratched the surface, but I know there is treasure underneath that surface and I'm going to keep digging!
😁
Thanks for reaching out.
Yeah it's a little overwhelming to begin with. Thanks for being the first to reach out! 😁
