Good morning 🌞 🇸🇻

Just got a free cuppa tea at Starbucks in San Salvador.

I tried to pay in Bitcoin but the staff couldn’t log into their POS—looked like Chivo wallet. Classic.

It took so long they were like just have it for free.

Yay legal tender! 🤣 🫠

GM! ☕ Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. 😎

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It's been about 45 days on the carnivore diet, and I'm starting to hate it.

I've adapted to the diet, but now I need to eat an enormous amount of food just to feel full.

Yesterday, I ate 15 eggs, 200 grams of jamón, 1 kg of beef heart, and about 200 grams of extra fat. And you know what? I was still hungry. The next morning, I woke up feeling like I could eat everything in sight.

I actually love the changes in my body, but I’m not fully ready for this lifestyle. I already cook all my meals, and at 120 kg, I need a lot of food. Thankfully, not all of it is muscle yet—if it were, I think I’d starve to death.

This diet has taught me a lot about what real hunger feels like.

But the problem is, I still earn the same average salary as my neighbor, who is 2–2.5 times smaller than me. And that makes affording this diet a real challenge.

I don’t like vacuuming and mopping my apartment, so I’ve thought about getting a robot vacuum. But they cost around $350–$800, and every time I consider buying one, I decide against it—because I can just do it myself and put that money into #bitcoin instead.

Help me break this cycle!

GM Bitcoin fam.

Proof of work is a mindset.

Put in the work, enjoy the rewards.

Wishing you a great weekend with your loved ones.

Made an error at the butcher today, wife is pissed.

Doing my usual shop, butcher tells me the Wagyu beef is usually 800 euros per kilo, only 220 this week. I tell him it’s too expensive for me, I’ll pass.

Start having him load my bags with pork chops, steaks, salami with hazel nuts, bacon, etc. Start thinking, what if I get just half a pound for $55 as a treat. Okay, fuck it, I’ll do it, half.

Ask him for 500 grams in bad Portuguese. He cuts a slice, weighs it, it’s 400-odd grams. He asks, good? I said maybe one more slice. He cuts another thinner one, weighs it, packs everything up, gives me the bill which is like double the usual.

I check the receipt: 800 grams, 178 euros for the wagyu!

I was thinking half a *pound*, but I said *500 grams*, which is half a *kilo* then had him add a second slice.

Wife, who is super frugal, was pissed, but I’m searing that shit up tonight.

It’s strange how things work out sometimes. I met my wife through a mutual friend who happened to be dating my brother at the time. I was invited to go with them to the beach one weekend afternoon. I really didn’t want to go, it was a long drive and I didn’t feel like swimming or anything. It was mentioned that another girl would be coming along but I knew my friend was trying to hook me up and I was annoyed more than anything so I said no. Then as they headed out the door, I thought.. well, what the hell else am I going to do today? So I said, fine, I’ll go, give me a minute. We pulled into her driveway and she came out of the house. I was instantly attracted. We spent the rest of the day talking non-stop. I could not believe she was into me as much as I was into her. No one has ever shown as much interest in the past. I managed to get her email address.. because I was too dumb to get the phone number lol, but things ended there. We didn’t speak for another week, but I could not stop thinking about her, so I finally sent an email. To my shock, she replied within minutes saying she was thinking about me and wondering if I would contact her. But.. it wasn’t looking good, she had to leave the country to go back home. I couldn’t believe it.. here was someone I had a huge crush on and they were leaving the country .. not the city, not the state, but the continent ffs. We were both very young so it wasn’t like we hopped on planes whenver we felt like it. Things were different. Long story short, we kept in touch for weeks and she decided to come back and study in US again. I don’t know if I was part of that decision, but I suspect so. US was my naturalized home and I like to think we both moved half way around the world to find each other through an odd chance encounter. 

Alright, back to your regular programming…

I woke up this morning from a dream in which I noticed I had re-sprouted a full head of hair. In fact, my hairline was actually too low, like encroaching on the eyebrows.

What does it mean.?

Will zap all interpretations.

I have adjusted my zaps now to 210sats...

So I want to share with the Nostr community and zap at least 100 random plebs! ⚡

No advertisement or anything... Just comment below so I can zap you! Let's start this #zapathon !

#nostr #grownostr #pleb #plebchain #bitcoin #zap #nostrplebs #nostriches

#lightning #zaps

GM! ☕ ₿e Your Own ₿ank! 😎

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I would like to leave one last thought before I part.

Every person alive today isn’t truly who they are—why? Because everything we know, how we speak, the topics we discuss, and even how we think are learned from others. But imagine this: if every other living person vanished, leaving only you, who would you be then? What identity remains? What ego forms without the influence of others?

BREAKING: New ATH bug bites on my right foot.

we’re so early

These Eurocommies really do live in their own bubble. They actually think that talented young Americans will voluntarily sacrifice their economic future in #USA in favor of the regulatory and tax hell that is the #EU! Ridiculous.