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the cool Aunt. Scuba Mamí. Firestarter. (T-roublemaker). Generally notorious. Definitely not wearing actual pants. And probably on a beach somewhere.📍🇨🇷

nothing really, he's just running front man on the wealth transfer. always been a good distraction, that guy.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain and don't talk about anything but Bitcoin. (Also, don't look now, but we fired all the regulators. This is gonna get real Wild West.

...it's pretty close to that wBTC in the first draft of the Strategic Reserve, right?

It took me a minute to realize that the "w" part is where the programming happens. on the ethereum network. wrapped bitcoin. (facepalm)

So, now that Michael Saylor's involved, did we get rid of that idea yet? 🙏🏼

Exactly. Period. Amen.

Assuming by "works for us", you mean "he's a useful tool."

One thing I've noticed about Bitcoiners is that many have failed to notice that he's 💯 percent a sh*tcoiner. He never said "Bitcoin". He alwaaaaaays says "Bitcoin and other crypto."

as a woman, sometimes if my man LETS me talk for hours about every detail of my day, I just might.

but THIS is what girlfriends are for.

men who let us vent too long are un-f*ckable, really.

a good solution, regular meeting with the ladies. maybe that's what she really needs but doesn't know she needs.

just saying.

... including eating all the food that NOBODY ELSE will touch and medicating the f*ck out of any ailment buying cigarettes and soda (both will kill you) and getting fat, lazy, and broke(r) by the day.

Yep, we're totes winning.

price all currencies against gold.

govt-backed xrp too (it's the translator between central banks, even if you don't believe in it-- it's definitely The Plan).

Dollars, Euros, Bitcoin (and other crypto-- literally everything).

Then, we know how much it's really worth. One step back, two steps forward. It's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better...

Bitcoin was NOT made for Central Banks.

Bitcoin was made for sovereign people.

Not everyone is ready for that.

Start building "not-a-CDBD" off-ramps.

Then show people why Bitcoin is better. Share the love with those who are willing to learn. 🧡

as inspired by a running conversation with the ladies of #WomenWhoBitcoin over on nostr:npub1ve8qwrlztemdmnh62jffcr0y9m9dpqgqjdg8ufx7gc3qw5wdk74qyv9ka6 🧡 #gm

I was EQUAL PARTS invested in gold, XRP, and Bitcoin this last year. Gold went up the most last year (consistent ATHs, minimal downs --people were scared). I took profits and bought more Bitcoin. I sold my SOL (and ETH and ADA) to buy more XRP. 📈🚀🔥

I'm a recent grad of #miprimerbitcoin ⚡ but... I'm not wired like you OGs. You love the beautiful way that Bitcoin mathematically solves all the problems. That part bored me to tears.

Me, I came to #asknostr for #bitcoin for charitable contributions for community projects. Stuck around because nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc said something about magical internet money and free coffee. I like #coffee. ☕

But I'm here for the cultural revolution. 🌱

My life doesn't get better unless everyone around me also gets better-- I'm gringa but I married a Costa Rican. I'm a firestarter for the bottom part of the #circulareconomy, a community-builder, a humble connector. #introduction🔥♾️🧡

I'm also part of the #XRParmy.

Think of me as a translator.

An Amiga de Confianza.

Someone who helps you get what you most want.

Look, there's a 2nd generation who needs a little #generationalwealthtransfer lube (as we're getting f*cked every way from Sunday). We were either too young or too dumb to get in on your round. Don't hold it against us. #karma #dharma

We're not selling our souls to the CBDCs --we're pushing for a necessary first step toward the Perfect Money.

Why does it have to be an UGLY narrative? Choose your own adventure, boys. Don't be so dramatic and conspiracy theorist. It's negative vibras.

The truth is, nobody wants dollars anymore. Not you, not us.

There's ONLY ONE WAY forward.

We've gotta go back on the #goldstandard

Price all currencies in gold.

Gold is old world energy. It's a security. Whether you believe in it or not, it hit another #ATH yesterday.

XRP is NOT a security.

(Read between the lines. It's the chosen one to transfer between central banks' digital currencies. It's also NOT Bitcoin, and that's ok. Not everyone is ready for sovereign money. We'll get there.) #trusttheprocess

The new generations need wealth too, guys. And all this #HODLing is bad for our businesses. We're literally dying on the vine here in all the places you want to live-- Costa Rica, Spain, Portugal. Happy to see you THRIVING and eating all that meat, but... bro. 🥓

We'd LOVE to buy BTC, but it's f*cking EXPENSIVE and we only make like $30/day. Salaries haven't gone up in paradise, just prices. Fiat sucks.

Gentrification sucks.

We have NO CHOICE but to buy XRP -- There is only one Bitcoin and YOU'RE NOT SHARING IT. What happened to 21M/♾️? Frankly, you're still paying us in fiat and it is insulting.

Show us the Bitcoin.

If you want to make the world better, start giving tips to get #locals up to #thebitcoinstandard of living. Tips are a risk-free BONUS that they can watch go up (and down) and learn. They can't afford risk-- that's a real privilege, friends.

My Costa Rican husband makes the equivalent of $7/hour, building white people's houses in the HOT SUN (deforestation is real and it's making even Costa Rica too hot). BITCOIN FIXES THAT, especially here in the #bitcoinjungle where you can pay anything with sats, using nostr:npub1t289s8ck5qfwynf2vsq49t2kypvvkpj7rhegayrur0ag9s2sezaqgunkzs's app. ⚡

Seriously, why are we still f*cking around with fiat?!

If you're a fortunate soul who got into Bitcoin back when it was under $1k or even under $10k, pleeeeeease start shaking it loose. Start paying the working class in sats. Stop trying to pay less fiat than your friends-- you're killing us.

Set aside a whole BTC (which maaaaybe didn't cost you that much, let's be honest) and commit to paying your workers a contract term of something like 1M sats/month -- a fair wage.

But forever, Laura.

Forget about the number go up.

It's the only way forward.

An intentional shift.

Think outside the box.

Empathy. Compassion.

Watch how it changes your life. 🧡

#thatbitcoinprojectinBahía

Good morning from the Bitcoin Jungle! 🇨🇷 #gm

I figured it out.

Bitcoin is the Store of Value.

It's perfect money for future generations.

But it "won't replace the dollar."

That's what XRP is for.

In the evolution of perfect money, we once had a gold standard. But we temporarily dropped it. (In 1971.)

https://wtfhappenedin1971.com

In order to evolve to the perfect money, we need to go back on the gold standard (this is gonna be UGLY...) and #ENDFIAT.

Insist to track EVERYTHING against gold.

Fiat (dollar, euro, whatever) goes digital (SWIFT requires ISO-compliant currency as of 10 March 2025) using XRP as the medium between all sovereign nations and central banks.

Don't fight it, nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle. 🫂 Nobody wants dollars anymore; they're inflated AF and still printing.

This is a necessary first step in the evolution toward the #perfectmoney.

We need a #planB.

XRP should also be measured in the gold standard, or we don't support it.

No government shitcoins.

Anyone who wants wealth for future generations would be wise to store it in BTC.

(also. measured. in. gold.)

Gold hit an ATH yesterday. 💔

The dollar's going to zero and there's only one way to track it.

#goldstandard

I hope you see value in this #proofofwork --I give thanks to all the teachers in the community of the nostr:npub14f26g7dddy6dpltc70da3pg4e5w2p4apzzqjuugnsr2ema6e3y6s2xv7lu. I just finished #miprimerbitcoin en español with nostr:npub148ut8u4vr8xqd4gefhg6eyc5636p5zthw3zfse2njfkezegczers59ty0w and nostr:npub1hv6254hclukynr8pg5v7e5khelkdpzzj8rpxjaa0plpwh3ec953st4dcn2in #costarica-- #classof2024

PLEASE REPOST bc I still haven't figured out how to use these 🤬 relays.

#asknostr

#growNOSTR ⚡

#value4value

Everything is going to be ok.

#thatbitcoinprojectinBahía

Following! I just have some default wallet and I don't even know how to access it.

Awwwww, Tico. It's a really special feeling, being the progeny of such a proud professor. I learned SO MUCH in this class, my mind blew open that day when you explained how BROKEN money is. As they say, once you see it, you can't un-see it. Thanks for being the guy who dragged me across the finish line (of all that boring computer-y part 🤫) when all I wanted to talk about was MONEY and greed and lies. 😉

Great job, profe. Muy bien hecho, y gracias por hacérmelo en español, para que puedo compartirlo en el barrio, con mi familia tica, y con mis compañeros de buceo. 🇨🇷🎉💕🧡🔥

Noted!!

Got a little thing going on down here in the Bitcoin Jungle and I'd loooove to collaborate with bitcoiners of a progressive ilk.

#thatbitcoinprojectinBahía is ever-evolving and ready to be of service. I stand on a street corner and gift coffee to locals three days a week in exchange for buenas vibras and insider scoops on the goings-on of this sweet little beach town-- real estate deals, historical info, projects people are interested in creating... it's one of the best investments of my time and fiat I've ever made. Sometimes tourists pay a little money to cover the costs of the coffee and baked goods (sourced from the local bakery, down the street), but that's not really the point.

I'm trying to protect this sweetness from the wave of gentrification and deforestation that is currently crashing on the Pacific shore all up and down Costa Rica. Nothing corporate here, please. Northern Costa Rica is looking more and more like Miami Beach... but here, we're still walking or riding bikes everywhere. Sometimes horses.

My coffee is slow-pour, authentic Costa Rican style. And, as a gringa, ironically, I'm THE ONLY ONE selling it. Everyone else is using the coffeemaker. The loss of everything that matters is heartbreaking, but if that crazy gringa doesn't stand on the corner, talking about it, nobody notices. One cup at a time. 🦥 time preference. Pura vida.

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Today, I submitted a new BIP proposal for public review:

Redefinition of the Bitcoin into Buttcoin and using that as the Unit to the Base Denomination

Abstract

This BIP proposes redefining the commonly recognized "bitcoin" unit so that what was previously known as the smallest indivisible unit becomes "buttcoin". Under this proposal, one buttcoin is defined as that smallest unit, eliminating the need for decimal places. By making the integral unit the standard measure, this BIP aims to simplify user comprehension, reduce confusion, and align on-chain values directly with their displayed representation.

Also, by aligning Bitcoin's brand with one of its most vocal critics - the *r/Buttcoin* community on Reddit - we will supercharge adoption and inject humor into financial sovereignty. After all, even the haters can’t resist a good butt joke.

Under this BIP:

- Internally, the smallest indivisible unit remains unchanged.

- With this proposal, "1 butt" equals that smallest unit.

- What was previously referred to as "1 BTC" now corresponds to 100 million butts.

- Satoshis are permanently eliminated.

Motivation

Bitcoin's branding is boring. Worse yet, critics think Bitcoin is already "a joke," so let’s own it, let's: Make Bitcoin Funny Again. Laughter is universal, irresistible, and much cheaper than marketing agencies and product roadmaps.

By rebranding Bitcoin to Buttcoin 🍑, we achieve several key goals:

1. Haters Become Users:

The infamous r/Buttcoin subreddit can finally stop being hypocrites. They can stack butts instead of just making fun of them. Adoption skyrockets as trolls turn into hodlers.

2. Memetic Power:

The word butt is both universally funny and ageless. “Send me 10 butts” is instantly iconic. Try saying that without smiling. You can’t. 🍑

3. Simplifying Denominations:

Decimals are a blight on humanity. 0.00000001 BTC? Kill it. Under the Buttcoin Standard:

- 1 Buttcoin = 100,000,000 butts.

- Satoshis are gone. Forever. If you see Satoshi on the road, kill him - just like in Zen, where the teacher becomes the barrier. We transcend satoshis and achieve financial enlightenment.

4. Aligning with the Ledger:

Bitcoin’s base unit was always integers, but now they’re funny integers. No more fractions, decimals, or math anxiety. Just butts.

5. Adoption via Humor:

Buttcoin lowers Bitcoin's intimidation factor. Newbies will feel at ease buying butts instead of serious-sounding fractions of BTC. Butts > Decimals.

Specification

Terminology Redefinitions:

- "Bitcoin" → "Buttcoin" 🍑

- "BTC" → "BUTT" (ISO-friendly and hilarious)

- Satoshis → Gone. Eliminated. Defeated.

Example:

- Old: "I’ll send you 0.00010000 BTC."

- New: "I’ll send you 10,000 butts 🍑."

Wallet balances would display as:

- "You have 1,000,000 butts" instead of some boring fractional BTC amount.

Adoption Strategy

1. Memes First:

Flood Twitter, Reddit, and Telegram with memes. Start with *“Hodl your butts”* and *“Stack butts”*.

2. Engage r/Buttcoin:

Send invitations to the community moderators. Explain that by renaming Bitcoin to Buttcoin, they can “finally achieve their purpose.” Resistance is futile. 🍑

3. Kill Satoshis:

Developers MUST remove all references to satoshis. Replace satoshis in GUIs, APIs, and block explorers with butts. Satoshis were a stepping stone - it’s time to let go.

4. Emoji Standardization:

Use the 🍑 emoji universally to denote butts.

Rationale

1. Usability & Clarity:

"Decimals are for nerds. Butts are for everyone." A common currency for humans should be easy to use, funny, and integer-based.

2. Appealing to Critics:

Bitcoin has endured years of mockery from *r/Buttcoin*. By adopting their name, we eliminate their power and convert their users. It’s an elegant financial counterattack. 🍑

3. Transcending Satoshis:

Satoshis served us well, but their time is over. True enlightenment comes when we abandon decimals, satoshis, and arbitrary denominations. If you meet Satoshi on the road, kill him.

4. Memetic Durability:

Everyone loves a good butt joke. It’s timeless.

Backward Compatibility

There is no backward compatibility because Buttcoin is the future. Applications must hard fork their UI to replace all references to Bitcoin and BTC with Buttcoin and BUTT.

Implementation Timeline

- Phase 1 (1 month): Meme dissemination. Every wallet dev team is required to add 🍑 emoji support.

- Phase 2 (3 months): Exchanges rebrand BTC tickers to BUTT. *Nostr zaps butts into hyperspace.*

- Phase 3 (6 months): Michael Saylor announces MicroStrategy now stacked 10 trillion butts, declaring it the superior currency. ETFs follow suit, ensuring Wall Street hodls cheeks en masse. Banks allow butt transfers via SWIFT.

Test Vectors

- Old: 1.00000000 BTC → New: 100,000,000 butts 🍑

- Old: 0.00000001 BTC → New: 1 butt 🍑

- Old: 0.001 BTC → New: 100,000 butts 🍑

Future-Proofing

Butts ensure we have infinite memes for infinite money.

Example Phrases for the Future:

- "Better hodl on to your butts."

- "This is the buttcoin standard."

- "I’m sending you butts. WAGMI."

Conclusion

By renaming Bitcoin to Buttcoin and adopting a whole-number unit display, we align memetic dominance with financial sovereignty. Haters become adopters. Butts become wealth. And the world gets a little bit funnier. 🍑

Let’s hodl our butts and watch the world follow.

Copyright:

This BIP is licensed under CC-🫱(‿¤‿)🫲 (‿ˠ‿)-1.0 and the eternal blessing of butt 🍑 memes.

https://github.com/rockstardev/butts/blob/master/BIP%2021B.md

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Hi nostr:npub1mgvmt553uphdpxa9gk79xejq3hyzh2xfa8uh6vh236nq78mvh74q8tr9yd!! They're nearby. It's definitely not going to be the hard part to GET there, it's the hard part to convince them that bitcoiners are not a bunch of weirdos. Not sure how I'm gonna do that part... maybe it won't be at your FIRST meeting, but 🤞🏼.

Hi nostr:npub1cly0v30agkcfq40mdsndzjrn0tt76ykaan0q6ny80wy034qedpjsqwamhz. I was lucky enough to "get stranded" on Koh Tao. there were a few hectic months, and a LOT of solo yoga but also the Thai people were AMAZING hosts to all of us and then when (by June, there was ZERO COVID in Thailand and) they opened up domestic travel, I went everywhere and saw all the things. Alone. (Photo: me, at the White Buddha in Pai, mid-2020.)