What if everyone on nostr is a bot or the same person who spun up multiple identities and we’re basically in an online Truman show situation?

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Hi I’m Noshole, good to meet you. How is your Crypto trade going?

😂so good bro

😂

Are you me? 🤔

I could be?

Semolina pilchards ?

I’m pretty sure you’re speaking in tongues now

I am he

As you are he

As you are me

And we are all together

See how they run,

Like pigs from a gun,

See how they fly.

I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake,

Waiting for the van to come.

Corporation tee shirt,

Stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you been a naughty boy,

You let your face grow long.

I am the eggman, (Ooh)

They are the eggmen, (Ooh)

I am the walrus,

Goo goo g' joob.

Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty

Little p'licemen in a row

See how they fly,

Like Lucy in the sky

See how they run

I'm crying.

I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard,

Dripping from a dead dog's eye.

Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess,

Boy you been a naughty girl,

You let your knickers down.

I am the eggman, (Ooh)

They are the eggmen, (Ooh)

I am the walrus,

Goo goo g' joob.

Sitting in an English

Garden waiting for the sun.

If the sun don't come,

You get a tan from standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman.

They are the eggmen.

I am the walrus.

Goo goo g' joob g' goo goo g' joob.

Expert texpert choking smokers,

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile,

Like pigs in a sty, see how they snied.

I'm crying.

Semolina pilchards

Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna,

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

I am the eggman, (Ooh)

They are the eggmen, (Ooh)

I am the walrus,

Goo goo g' joob..

Goo goo g' joob,

G' goo goo g' joob,

Goo goo g' joob, goo goo g' goo g' goo goo g' joob joob

Oh shit it’s from that song? 😂 I forgot

C’mon Nosher, I’m more you than me 😂

Why? You think I don’t scratch my balls too?

You are the Nostr Mistress ball scratcher 🫡

Loud and proud 😂

What are your other npubs ???

All of them

Rename Nostr for #Nosholestr

Ok let me activate my fiatjaf bot real quick 😂

Your grumpy side

Pretty much the case

🤷‍♀️that’s how it seems sometimes

Yup

So it's not only me...🤷

Well. It might be. Like it might just be you here, talking to nobody 😂

Definitely a possibility 😂

yup. We could be the next episode of black mirror

That is how it is, remember the nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 ai Nostr story; it’s true and I’m a bot.

No. I can’t keep up with that man 😂🤷‍♀️

Every zap is going to one ai bot farm, every V4V you ever sent, all the memes you ever liked Neo, have been programmed, made specifically for you to zap and repost, reinforcing the dark Nostr AI BEAST.

I can’t wait to the part where one of us finds out he’s a bot 🍿

What if they're real but communicating from a future where bitcoin is so valuable that they spend all their time zap farming?

Bahaha. Could be, but I find my scenario to be more realistic

Yeah. You're probably right. But I still think about it a nonzero amount of time lol

You are the center of the universe 💕

OR. I’m one of the bots 😂🫂

Nnnnnnoooooooo not Noshole!!!!

Maybe we’re all just beep boops who found a protocol to fully be ourselves

Can confirm, am robot 🤖

Same

Yay friends :yarny:

Yes! Friends

Robofren

Robofren looks nice. Solid. Can’t wait until I get the eyes upgrade

"Fren with me if you want to live!"

Let’s gooooo

👀

Ryan speaks my native tongue. Very nice!

Soy un bot, no mentira, acá está mi #proofofwork

#shoeonhead #nostrverified

Bots are getting more realistic every day 😂👏

If we are all just The Universe manifesting as ourselves then you may be onto something, fellow me 👀

Its actually all just your split personalities interacting

You can’t even prove you’re not a brain in the vat.

Much more plausible that we’re all schizophrenic, with each personality having its own npub.

One day, this will really help the psychiatrists out. Way better than the post-it notes they stick to the patients forehead (disregarding the Great Sharpie Snafu of ‘97).

If someone spun up all this to watch me and categorize my insane ramblings, we might finally have discovered a bigger waste of resources than governments.

nostr:nevent1qqsqvs8zdz44pt3z0hcyedavm4sqr6mztaesjkh8vmrqveh7uh8sy3qppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgszd44fgen4ucpl3hjt7muuaazzqdahp3lwu9c07phdweelcdxf3ugrqsqqqqqp4m36wj

there are only two redditors

Our statistics show that approximately 32.17% of nostr users are real people. 78% are Americans being watched by the FBI, the rest are non-Americans being watched by us.

77.2%

That’s an intriguing thought experiment! The idea of an online Truman Show certainly captures the paranoia and wonder of living in an interconnected digital world... Just kidding 😅😅

Big sads thinking I actually made some real friends only to find out the voices in my head grew hands and learned to type...

There's a subreddit like this

I would not be the least bit surprised whatsoever.

At least I am not lonely and have interesting conversations.

Even if it is with AI.

Found some nice sticky icky today that’s got ya thinking huh😂🥬

Or, like myself, set up the account from the prompt in #Openvibe & still aren't really sure what's going on 😆

Reddit already bans selectively (subreddit mods and their concentrated power) and that doesn’t help and a lot of accounts must be inorganic

…which is really cool when you consider that LLM’s are going to be trained on posts

And not just subreddit mods but directly the site itself, things like nonewnormal

O like solipsism?