Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Ffs. Shut up bro. Pharma SWAT gonna storm us bro.
then again…we could probably just weaponize the Chuck Norris tears we have.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris can look at dollar bills and turn it into #Bitcoin.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits…
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
On the 7th day God rested and Chuck Norris took over.
Dude I’m laughing so fucking hard right now. 🤣😂
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
😂
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's technically pushing the earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.