Ready to experience zaps like never before? Introducing the Zapper 5000:

https://cdn.jb55.com/s/zapper-5000.mp4

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Oh man, jumping it in with both nips on the zapper! I want one, where do I pay the invoice?! 😂

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Look at #[1] 😂😂😂

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I'm ded 😂😂😂

🐶🐾🤣😂🤣

This has to be the best April fools joke on all SMs combined 😂😂

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#ZapNips

Marketing win! 😆 🤣

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🤣🤣🤣 lol

RIP NIP

I get that you're excited, but first, please put on some clothes🤣

You have a low resistance nip so it got zapped. Sorry to say 😂

I could see nostr category on twitch full of nip zappers.

I loved it.. and the end even more ahahahha the kid laugh! 😂😂😂😂

Lol

Damn. Nostr Plebs will not be Zapping our nipples for April Fools. Damus wins Nostr today.

😂😂 Ingéniosité +++

NIP is first character of nipple? ⚡️

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The first note a new #Damus user sees 😂

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😂

#onboarding

Ohh #[3]​ hahaha 😅😅

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😂😂😂

When an April Fools joke goes horribly right.

Mrs Will: Stop being such a wuss, Will. It's like touching a candle.

I see he neglected to give me any production credits 😂. But it was a joint effort

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LOL😂😂

C’mon!

Is there a homemade prompter?😋 #[2]​

No those are just my laser eyes

You can entertain us too.. 🤌🏼

Damus I'm pleb whonwants to be a whale 5k button was invented for me lol April fools.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 aye this is the most funniest thing to start off April

#StraightToTheNips 😆

The closing credits in Comic Sans.

Where can I order one??? 😂🤣😂🤣

Who knew plebs were into electroplay.

Your post is making waves.

Added to the https://member.cash/hot feed

Raspberry Pi 1 are getting pretty expensive!

This is the best! 😂

Credits: Mr e on overall production, editing for laughs, #[2]​ for cameo, stunts. Me: scripting. 💜😂

Former video engineer, if you ever need any help... feel free to ping us, if we can't help will find you somebody who can...

Only reason I know this is April fools is the comic sans used

Warning!

Sensitive content!

😂 Sure, 18+

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Straight to the nips 😂

Noice

Haha what the hell 😂 #[0]​

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⚡️ is 'DOPE'…

#KeepZapping !

#Zapper5000

⚡️⚡️⚡️ #[0]

That fontttt!!! My eyes are bleeding 🩸

Balls next!!!!

Thinking about getting this for my wife - who’s nursing our 10 day old child - for our 10 year anniversary which is coming up later this month

Yay or nay?

10 easy payments of 100K zaps lol HOT DAMN!

Make it vibrate and you have a product.

🤣🤣 well done chaps 🤣🤣 funny

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Blistering nips

Hilarious 🤣 🧵

Stupid sexy #[0]

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Do I get a BOGO deal since I’m the 5000th like?

I do have two NIPS after all

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will 太牛了,这是个疯狂的想法 ,真正的电击 zap⚡️🤣

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🍿😋

Zap nips = zips

Zap experience is great😊

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これや!!

こ、これデス……

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😂💯👏💜

Something my son would do…

I thought April 1st was a good one 😂#[2] but apparently today I missed a lot! So excited to meet ya’ll!

Reposting the link with ‘spaces’ apparently #[3]

And now I’m dead

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Right?! Lol 😂.

If I act now can I get not one but TWO Zapper 5000’s FREE that’s right FREE! Just pay 1 btc shipping and handling

Exactly! It’s a deal! #[4]​ is also available for any technical issues 😂

Followed because tech support and also cute af tbh

He really is! Can’t wait for him to get more follows. 💜

Scrolled feed. Has bf. Following anyway, but as a friend. 😅😝

Zapped because ZAPPER 5000!

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Hahaha. Maybe I should post an update then. I’m single again! 😋

Great Valentine’s gift!

lmao when someone asks me who the damus dev is this is the video i’ll be showing them🤣 #StraightToTheNIPs

Test #[0]

Nice

What. Hhh

So like, can we order it?, for education ofc

ラズちく再訪

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Nostr informercials #[2]

Zap me please? Lol

Would love to have the zaps I get from people I don’t follow yet show up in the zap notification. Right now only people I follow show up

Je n'arrive guère à configurer mon tel pour zapper certainement je dois faire un blocage d'ordre cognitif sinon je vous aurais zapper sans problème... Priorité pour la fin de l'année pour être enfin d'équerre en 2024 🙏 désolée

Ce n'est pas grave. Les zaps sont fous maintenant

ohh 😍🥰

Lfg

Zapper

Good one!

Thanks for building this for us to enjoy!

ラズ……ちく……

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Do follow me

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It's a strange request, but can I use this April Fool's joke video as merchandise?

I haven't decided on the details yet, but I'd like to make a key chain using the images and illustrations from this video.

When the goods are ready, we plan to sell them.I'm sorry for suddenly discussing this with you. Japanese users are talking about this video, so I'm talking about wanting to make it into goods with my friends.

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Lol sure

really! ?thank you.

The Japanese never cease to surprise me 🤣 Looking forward to the, key chain!

If I come up with something good, I will share it!

Big, if true

Qu'est ce que vous n'imagineriez pas pour le Zap depuis le coup de Apple vous n'arrêtez point d'user de toute forme ingéniosité pour déjouer les pièges de la grosse pomme.. En fait ce nouvil outil est super ressemble beaucoup aux appareils qu'on utilise lorsque nous faisons du sport pour ne pas s'encombrer des téléphones ou autres outils e-sante.. 😂😂🙏⚡

いよいよ、奥さんにもリポストされたので、公認かな❗️😅

公認グッズww

What in the world is this?

らず……ちく……

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How did I miss this?

Hahah😂

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nice nipple.

I can’t post rn

hi

⚡️⚡️⚡️😎🍻🤘🏼

【新規さん向けミーム説明】

「ラズちく」

Damus開発者のWillがエイプリルフールに投稿した「Zappr5000体験動画」なる謎のコンテンツにより発生したミーム。

「ラズ(ベリーパイを使って)ちく(びに電流を流す)」という意味で、「ラズちくニキ」はWillのことを指す。

なお隣に立っている男性は「隣ニキ」と呼ばれている。

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公式がZapper 5000って言ってるのでZapperでいいかと

それとは別にzapprって名前のsatsを配るbotもいるけど別の話題

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Lol

This starts off looking very bad…

i’m switching to primal. they don’t make me look at their electric man nipples.

Pour une fois que ce sont les mecs qui s'y mettent faut pas s'en priver '' 'D' ailleurs sur 2024 cela devrait être le tour des autres genres de prendre le relais. Nostr 23 nana 2024 Mec et 2025 genre neutre 🙏😂

The comic sans really makes it👌

Lol how’d I miss this 🤣🤣🤣

Trop drôle vous devriez envoyer une vidéo à ce cher Tim qui n'en a t'rien à voir avec Sir Berners-Lee 😂😂👍👌

En tous les cas certaines notes ont un effet benefique sur mes muscles croisés et droits mais je me demande même si nous ne devons pas fous à rigoler tout seul devant nos téléphones... Bons moments conviviaux avec ceux que vous appréciez le plus au Monde ou en étant actif dans le secteur de la solidarité . En 2023 nous avons encore du Monde qui peine à se nourrir 1 fois par jour avec tant de femmes dans la rue... Une femme sans logis est signe d'une société est en souffrance.

Pensez aux nuits de la solidarité même des soupes butternut pommes de terres et légumes voire de haricots faites maisons sont appréciées par les sans logis surtout en période hivernale idem qu'en cas de canicule

Hilarious....

Brutal! But effective! (copyright by Seven of Nine)

Am I the only one seeing SBF?

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しのさんの夢が叶った!

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#zapper5000

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Could have done it without showing your nipples. 😆

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🤔 hope that child already understands Ohm’s Law and at least its heartbeat implications.

I didn’t at that age, and being zapped with 220V while playing with electricity without my parents’ knowledge could have ended in tragedy…

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Nipple zapping 🙈🙈🙈🙈

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