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It needs your fingerprint, an iris scan, and a blood sample to verify your identity.

Ima donate some sperm 😽

And you will need 4 mrna jabs to even download it from the app store😅

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Meta wants their Twitter clone because they don't feel that Twitter is being ran "sanely". That's a direct quote!

They could have just tapped into Nostr 😟

100%, They sensed weakness, jumped right in head first.

*zapped into Nostr, that is

If they built a zapless nostr client bitcoiners would react the same way the fediverse did.

Not all Nostr clients have Zaps 😱

This is easy to say when nostr wasn’t picked. Everything about the evangelical cultural tone leads me to believe that an adoption of nostr from any s&p 500 social media company would be labeled as an attack really quickly.

theres no s&p incentive for using nostr. The impact for shareholders would be entirely negligible

they choose activity pub…

I would hope not. Nostr is not just for Bitcoiners. That's very narrow-minded.

it’s very narrow-minded of you to not introspectively appraise the global feed and the little trending tools we have like primal and not acknowledge that a new comer who does have that first impression currently would be quite just in coming to that conclusion.

I’ve see 20-30 posts from new accounts saying something along the lines “is this just twitter for bitcoin”

I'm relatively new, and that's the initial impression I got

stick around, its still fun, it’s not all about that, and there is no underlying token else I wouldn’t be here trying to tone down the culture 💜

A shame

Twitter is not being run well at all... that is an understatement.... but I don't find nostr user friendly, it almost seems like a closed boys club.... I know I just joined, but I feel that the platform or protocol or whatever you want to call it, does not want new people....

Lol. You believe them?

They’re shocked free speech is allowed on a platform.

You know this. I know this. The Feds know this.

Yes, but I don't see how exactly Nostr is trying to appeal to new people in any way... you join nostr and it seems like a very closed system that doesn't want new people.... this is just speaking from my experience over the past few days....

It must feel good everyone wants your idea. 💡

That's interesting.

Ha! “An Instagram app” because Facebook and meta have such garbage public sentiment that they are relying on the reputation of Instagram now!

Wont be long until they rebrand meta to Insta I guess!

Not like the Meta/Facebook part is even hidden, you'll see it on any app not directly called "Facebook" lol.

(Not on my end though, but shhhhh.)

Look at data linked to you 😯

"Like Nostr, only we'll track your every move"

Go ahead and give it a go nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m 😂😂😂

Whoa 🤮

So basically the same as Twitter

It’s pretty much the same as Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.

Oof 😅

Got damn just take my brain 🧠 while you at it

😂😂😂

Insane

Dafuq

They tripping

Follow the page lol

At least they are being forward about it now. That's sort of an improvement 🤷‍♀️ 😂

I'm confused why you don't have to send a blood sample to their in-house lab?

Lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've heard TikTok request access for mine reading 👀

Tik tok takes everything; I never use it

I wonder what 'other data' could NOT mean?

ICLOUD

Surprised they didn't throw in your first born child on that list...

I Don’t play around with the KID/KIDS JOKES… I’ll pack you up real quick

On my dead father

Lol that's a pretty intense response for an offhand joke, but do you man...

That’s the problem

What you find funny the next don’t

Out of all things children? Man go bout your day b4 I book you in your studio and I make music

And here I thought I was getting away from the easily triggered Twitter keyboard warriors by coming to Nostr...

Go back no one here is mentioning no one’s children etc have a good one ricky

😲 then may lose personal information ???

In a time when most people want less data shared, they take more. Not to mention the previous data breaches and enormous fines they've paid because of it. I don't trust them 1 bit

We (humans) need to stop using products we don't like or agree with. Just don't use them.

Neuralink is working on making that a reality potenially one day 🤣.

I know man 🏃‍♂️

I think this is huge simply for onboarding people to a Twitter-like service. If they’re good at one thing, it’s getting a billion people on to the network.

centralized application . maybe mark Zuckerberg will control this app . same elon musk in Twitter

yeah, they’ve been having instagram influencers test it out for the past couple months

Do you know anyone who tested it? I’ll take Nostr.

Please clap

Everyone is creating a Twitter clone now (Nostr, Mastodon, Zuckerberg, Substack)

i rlly don’t think it’s going to be popular. ig hasn’t been that popular aside from photo dumps/stories.

the beauty of twitter was that you could be easily nym and not have to interact with ppl you knew in real life.

this is just facebook, repackaged.

easily be a nym*

I mean, we said that about Reels.

nobody uses reels it’s so dumb.

🥶🫣

It’s not zappening

Not cool

#RIPTwitter is going to be trending for another 3 days when this launches.

Still navigating this whole thing, and it seems we are going to need to find a way for Nostor to speak to ActivityPub. Sigh. lol. Oh geez.

Just casually collecting literally EVERYTHING about you. Even your health and fitness data

Nuts

Deez nuts 🥜

nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g I think I nailed the deez nuts 🫡

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When my youngest was 3 if something was off she’d exclaim Nuts!!!. I have no idea where she got it from but it was really cute. 🫂

I hope Zuckerfucker *suddenly* falls into a vat of metacrap.

You win the internet for the day

since there's very little new content in meta and it's all just stole stake, there's nothing to discuss. it's all being developed elsewhere. that's the thing about conversation: it requires multi-lateral effort and engagement. "posting" is what they do on facebook. conversation is content creation - the foundation of what proof of work models are. most of meta is just splashy performance - there's no substance. hence why it's already a ghost town.

No thanks

So gonna start using it

Wondering how many of the folks in the comments here gave up some of their data...

🤣

Yeah

👎

At some point when you go to a hospital you'll just scan your meta data. "Be sure to like and follow our HCA shitty hospital for a good patient review"

Looks like hot garbage, even more reason to ditch Faceberg.

hahaha

🤦🏿‍♂️

Downloaded it cause you published about it. They are ripping off a lot from your post I must say.

I don't want another social network from Meta... They own lives of thousands people around the world...

Hello, Jack. I want to ask. Are you worried about the release of the New Thread app by Meta?

He no longer owns Twitter so probably not in that sense 😅

That app probably collect your soul too! Unbelievably how can we live in a free world when companies are allow to collect so much data about every citizen?

Please no. Just no. 🫠

Jack you had the opportunity and chance to avoid this, you didn't, why Dont you open up Bluesky and limit the abuse that's about to happen

Can't wait to have access to Bluesky

I prefer social networks powered by Will and Jack Dorsey. I’m not interested in other social media platforms.

Why the fuck do they need all that for? Really, my health data?? 🤬

That’s what Meta does best! First they copied Snapchat, now they’re copying Twitter/BlueSky.

Needs all the data about me. I am shocked!

Oh my, Instagram got the story idea from Snapchat, fused with Facebook Messenger, created Tiktok-like Reels and now wants to be a Twitter clone. What a big pile of chunk it is.

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Waiting to Bluesky jack 🏁

Broken

Not really good!

😏🚀

Not surprising

No, thank you.

Threads = trash.