Uncle Rockstar the White in Puerto Rico π΅π· #Bitcoin βπ½
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Stylish loin cloth bro
I am such a mom, all I can think about is stain removal on those white pants π. Enjoy and don't kneel on anything!!
uncle R, the white, kneels to no man.
Got it! He double knots his shoe laces π
more like celestial ninja. π
Whatever you do, do not order any spaghetti with marinara sauce today π€£
nostr:nprofile1qqspe0vmhu7gct8vzp6wksuf8ry4j32jfxcqepjqdyzfs89f2j5j7csv0nqwc has a story... and good advice to pack multiple white suits & shirts going forward π
I was gonna say! I would be fucking terrified wearing that in public
The murse is peak dgaf energy
The cock sling is π
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*dickbag
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WTF, I called it a purse merkin and get no love? Purse Merkin is the funniest thing I've ever said. I'm taking this up with the manager.
As a Scottish lass I prefer the term sporran
Is that like a haggas sack but for man-giblets?
No true Scotsman puts the giblets IN anything while wearing a kilt
THIS is a sporran: 
Neat, what do you keep in there? Amanita mushrooms just in case you need to berzerk on a foe?
I know what I'm wearing when I visit nostr:nprofile1qqsgym5l39dcr26p53fzy69jf8ng6qk2s9sgmm6k9fynem34llzuwkgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9uju7ngd96xumewwd6qzymhwden5te0dehhxarj9cmrqvpwwa6xvqgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8qunfd4skctnwv46q7dylcy in Scotland
I can't stand a sporran, I wear a utility kilt 8 to 9 months of the year and it would always be in the way. My latest from Utkilts has 14 pockets of varying sizes.
My.. what a big pouch you have!
Nice White Uncle β₯οΈπ«
Please say that little purse blocks EMF.
best dressed guy on nostr
PS: I should also tell you the original joke (a few beers later):
Puerco Rico
(Take the joke, not necessarily the translation.)
Does that purse merkin abuse you when you walk? I think you look great, but I'm worried about your jimmy rodgers.
Dat ballpark pouch tho.
Tio Pesca Bicho
Iβm really into this color scheming idea Orange and Purple should be next
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Stylish stuffff
Look at you #UncleRockstar π
Dope Ass outfit π
Looking fresh π₯π₯π₯
Reminds me on The Stig from Top Gearπ€£
So Cool π§‘π«‘
very nice pic π
sic wit it
Fun!! Puerto Rico, Costa Rica or Panama. Those are the places Iβd be ok flying to these days outside of the US βΊοΈ Enjoy!
Uncle #Whitestr π€β€οΈβπ₯