You know what makes me laugh?

Water polo players will grow out their toenails super long and file them into points so that they can shank each other under the water with them 🤭

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Is this true🤔.

I kind of want it to be.

YES

Dirty ass nails for dirty polo players

This is horrifying 😰

*quickly conceals talons back into shoe* 😂

I’d show up early to the match just to take a leak in the pool.

😂😂

I’m kidding of course. I’d go to watch the toenail fight

I would be under water with my eyes open even if that meant piss eyes

That’s the spirit Take one for the team

So yuck. I mean I get it but 🤢.

I heard about this when I was a kid and thought it was hilarious. Now every time I need to cut, I make them a point first and laugh

😂😂 because why not 💅

“Take Me To The Hospital”

Mean people suck

True 🤷‍♀️

I grew out my fingernails during basketball season so my opponent would get scratched when I swiped at the ball. But I never filed them into points.

Good. Don’t wanna accidentally puncture the ball

I thought it was going to end with "...so they can work like very tiny fins to make them ever so faster"

U have a dark gift Sarah Baker😳😂🤣🫂⭕️

that's some crazy shit and really gross. as they say, "if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying!!"

Pretty much lol

That's fucked up

I'm beginning to worry about you. Are you okay? 🤔 😂

No lol send help

They do nail checks before matches in any civilized context.