Rand, the pr⭕️phet is back!
Discussion
quit lO;.;Ok/\/ & interact/\/ w/the mirrOR *BrO
Hmmm….i know for a fack this means sumfin…and I’ve got a feelin it’s condescending 🤨😂⭕️
JUST _wth/____fFs/*****FafOz
That's not Rand. He'd never say this
nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqtys52cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszxnhwden5te0w35x2en0wfjhxapwdehhxarjxyhxxmmdpc53d9 ur a good dude 🫂(….@yodlme.com notwithstanding 🤔
😳)
….if I’ve learned nothing else in the many tarded years ⭕️ my otherwise nearly insignificant existence it’s to not rise to the bait of or give rent in ur subconscious to someone who other wise has very little significance in ur day to day life🤔🤷🏽♂️😂
….it’s the ol “sticks and stones” adage my generation of kids on play grounds heard over and over as we learned coping skillz….nowadays there’s adderall and ssri’s😳🤦🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
….side bar: we also learned there was always someone bigger and badder than us on the playground that was willing to punch us in the face when we ran our mouths with reckless abandon like modern day politicians (little lord Fauntleroys who’ve obviously never been punched in the face)
….some folks think we mighta been better off back then🤔🫡
While a bit off topic, there is much wisdom here. We're grateful and lucky to have an elder like you, a shaman/witchdoctor, if you will.
Happy New Year, you old coot!
🫡😂
It’s way too early for boomer wisdom go back to bed old man
I see ur not ready yet young padawan 🤷🏽♂️
….i will instead meet u where u are🤔
…see u at 10:45 a.m. ur time when u crawl outta bed🤨😂🫂⭕️
This is copyright infringement. My lawyer will be reaching out soon nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 😂
😳🤦🏽♂️😂
Hopefully that playground wisdom from the 1800s will help you in prison
🤔Don’t worry about me bro, I prepared for that a long time ago
…I’ve seen “Get Hard” twice😳😂
I was going to recommend this movie as punishment because it’s so cringey but you already watched it
Don’t knock it
…as I recall nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve gave it a 10.5/10 stars
….he said something about a deeply nuanced look at cultural appropriation, subtle underlying plots and counter plots as well as the very daring casting decision of casting Kevin Hart (full disclosure: I’m a big fan) as a black man🤔😂🤷🏽♂️⭕️
I didn’t take you for a node reviews connoisseur. Perhaps I misjudged you. Or perhaps you need to get back to the gulag for diversity sensitivity reprogramming.
My pencil is ready! How many rations need to be removed?
All of them
How will he have a happy new year without at least a few rations 😭
In the spirit of the holidays, I’ll donate 5 of my rations to nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 and his family 🥳
That’s cultural frog appropriation of nodereviews! 😳🤔🤭🤣🤣
#notanodereview
This may be a surprisingly effective legal point I hadn’t considered 🤔😖😂
I sense a counterfeit node review 🤨😳🐸
10.5/10 seems a bit high 😳
Especially for a Kevin Hart movie that’s named like an erection
Sounds like some kind of Viagra ad/Porno.
Hey node I know a lawyer that can fix all of this and make you whole nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 👀
Stache has boomer retirement money and his home that he bought for $50k is now worth 2 million in the land of the free. Just don’t forget about your old friend mahdood after you win
I won’t forget. I sense 25% of the theft…I mean…legal proceedings going your way
Legal ramifications 🤣🤣
Transfer of wealth from nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 to us. Gotta love that legal system
We at the council prefer “loosely paraphrased”🤨😂⭕️
I’ve seen it more than twice 🤭
You recommend? The poster looks terrible. Don’t get me wrong I love will Ferrell. But Kevin Hart lmao. Not known for making good movies
It’s not A+ but it has its moments. They should have pushed the jokes a little harder but if you can watch for free. Since Kevin H isn’t like main act it’s good. He’s definitely a sidekick type
The man’s barely bigger that a tampon and he’s black😳🤨….i think some of the above posts may constitute a legal offense registering somewhere between cyber bullying and a hate crime (depending on the race and gender of the perpetrator)
…I know u may have conflicting interests (since ul prolly be a defendant) but do we have a case nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 ?
Laughs in torrents and arr suite
What do you use? It’s been years since I’ve downloaded definitely non copy right material.
I wonder if torrenting stayed more popular in Canada because the threat of lawsuits and associated penalties is practically non existent here?
If you're not worried about keeping a collection, check out stremio. It's a Netflix like front end for torrent streaming. Add the torrentio plugin, located in the community section, and you're good to go.
Qbitorrent as a torrent client. Added a few trackers. And the arr suite (Jellyfin, sonarr, radarr, prowlarr)
Was all the setup for *-rr worth it?
10000% worth it. Now when I see/hear about a movie/show I want, I open rudarr (radarr and sonarr remote app) app on my phone. Prowlarr finds the torrents. Radarr/sonarr adds the torrent to qbitorrent. When it’s done downloading radarr/sonarr renames it then adds it to movie/tv shows folder that Jellyfin listens to. It all happens in the background automatically.
I thought it was funny as fuck 🤷♀️😂
I have always been 100% anti will ferrel 😂
I like him when he’s a guest in shows/movies. One of my favourites is Ashley Schaefer in East Bound and Down
I guess I was being extreme, he has had his moments. But Saturday night live and most of his movies not very good imo.
ANCHORMAN????
No thanks!
I too felt anchorman wasn't so great. Taladega Nights too. Overall a fan, but never got the extreme love for Anchorman
Anchorman is okay. Was funnier 10-15 years ago. I find Chappelle show is more timeless
Old school more dog shit
Enjoyed that one. May not hold up, been a long while
I’m mostly on my own on this one. I understand that. I’ll take Rodney Dangerfield any day over him. 🤣
No respect.
Chappelle 🤌🏾
Sooo much better
Damon Wayans
Kat Williams
😂😂😂😂
Love Kat Williams
I put him above chapelle
Woah woooe that’s controversial as hellllllllllllll
I like’em both🤔🤷🏽♂️
…funny is funny and I love to laugh!!!?!😂🤣😅
…but as far crossing cultural lines I give the edge to Chapelle who ranks up there with Richard Pryor for me when it comes to taking risks (some o which fall flat)🫡⭕️
I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THIS. They’re all inspired by Richard, the OG
I sit in awe of my tarded fren😳🫂⭕️
Maybe we’re related. do you also come from a bunch of inbred rednecks?
I have a Puerto Rican fren that I’ve long called a beaner who says ima inbred crossed (his accented word🤨) eyed Cajun….so there’s that (but I really hadn’t dug too deeply into my sorted pile ⭕️ geneologic skeletons)😳😖
I’m my own grandma
U too!!!!😳🤯
….damn!!!! I think we are related😖😂😂⭕️
MY NEPHEWWWWW🫂🥹
100%
David is filling the shoes of mcd 😂
Bro you’re high? 🤣
Kat is hilarious. But not above the goat
We’re both smoking crack with him yes
🤣
I use to think that too
Until I listened to him talk on a few podcasts and than rewatched his specials
He dresses deep philosophical insights in low brow humor (pimping)🤣
Ahhhh idk about that man. Chappelle show is a classic
Chappelle show undefeated
It’s a classic. That kind of show helps end racism 😂
Lmao the blind black guy who’s in the kkk 🤣
Did I mention they stink?!
🤣🤣
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This is one of my favourites 🤭🤣
It’s like bill burr’s wife beater skit
“Upsy daisy” 🤣
Never seen that one. I’ll look for it
Pretty good
This whole standup is hilarious
I found the Netflix special where it’s from. It’s downloading 🫡
There’s another old one that is in black and white. That one is my favorite. I died when he went at religion 😂
Yesss! Thats my fave too I think
His first few specials were 🤌
Yeah his old stuff was a lot of funnier
It was, he lost something in recent years.
Can’t seem to find any torrents yet for the two older ones 😬
I queued up some newer ones too
The newer ones are not great
Ahhhh
So delete right away these ones?
The one on the left looks familiar. Think that was maybe during Covid. I thought it was funny but not his best work.
Agree with that
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I luv my tarded sista…a fella tard ⭕️ taste and refinement and obvious impeccable breeding🫡🫂😂⭕️
Breeding? 🤭
Unfortunately I also have a fondness for gutter frogs ⭕️ questionable breeding (lookin at u frog boy)🧐🫂😂
Don’t you mean elite frog breeding. Look at that head of curly hair! And that smile 😄 that beautiful smile 🤌🏾
It's just like Alex Jones said 🤨 They're turning the frogs gray!
I just learned yesterday that little boys are getting perms 🤦♀️
Obviously they rnt stackin hard enuf😳😂
I've also been told that VHS is a "vibe". Just let the 80s die bro. I was there, it wasn't that great.
Who the fuck wants to rewind every time they wanna watch something?
It would be one thing if the quality was better like with vinyl over mp3s, but the quality is worse with vhs 😂
But I just watched the stranger things finale. It wasn’t terrible lol
How old lol
Like 10 year olds. I don’t even know how they sit in the chair that long. I’m pretty sure it takes multiple hours
A perm at 10 is insane
INSANE.
The parents are even crazier. Putting up with this
I’m scared shitless to have a kid now
Kid: Can I have a perm?
Nos: no
Problem solved
I’m gonna need puzz to help me the no. I let all three of my dogs get perms already 🤭
All 3 of your dogs are bussin?! 🤭
What do you have rizzless dogs or something?
I need a pic of your 3 dogs. I’ll add the bussin hair 😂
Omg yas please
Perfection
That is sum dang fine livestock there🫡😂🫂⭕️
Genius 😂
Bro we had the same haircut for a while 🤣🤣🤣 I was gray before that tin foil head 🤣
I let it grow. Full afro 🚀
Afro is the way. Heats you up during winter
Yasssss join the puzzles’ way of hair
Definitely not in real life tho, just in PFPs. Straight as an arrow IRL. Even my armpit hair is straight 🤣
Oooo I will trade ya. I have wild hair
I should have saved it when I cut it all off. It was halfway down my back 😂
Did you let the hair people walk off with your DNA you psycho?
I always steal the floor hair at my salon in case I need to commit a crime and frame someone
Self trim, no hair KYC for me. Unless the garbage man took it 😱
One time when I was 15ish, my mom gave me a haircut. It was a major one. We're talking 2 or more feet long to a ear length bob. My baby brother collected it in a giant pickle jar and kept it for like 3 years before my mom threw it away.
Weird kid, that one.
Wait🤔….u shaved ur back hair off?😳😂⭕️
All my body hair migrated to the front actually. Party in the front, business in the back. It's like a reverse body hair mullet situation.
Girlfriends also always comment they wish their leg hair was as fine and sparse as mine.
I'm a weird hairy beast.
I feel like stache is the only ⭕️ who could possibly understand my taste in movies
You’re probably right 🤭🤣⭕️
Alas nostr:nprofile1qqszd44fgen4ucpl3hjt7muuaazzqdahp3lwu9c07phdweelcdxf3ugpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3uamnwvaz7tm5dacxjcewwfjkcctewvhxcctwvshhqunpd9ek2rk3e6z …they’re simply not ready for real entertainment
…u and I will simply have to plant acorns knowing that it will be our ⭕️ frenz retarded progeny that will bask in their shade🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️😂⭕️
wisdums ❤️