What if I posted a list of all the worst traits of men in a blanket statement followed by an impossible list of expectations they should live up to?

I would get sooooo much shit for that😂

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I dont think I have the energy today 😂

umm that's what's substack's for?

lol, I’m aware of long-form clients🫂

Feminist Frame 😂

😂 more like feminine

i would enjoy reading it

>__<

😂 I don’t want to do that. People change and evolve. My husband nor I were perfect when we got together, but we keep growing. I don’t like that static state of mind

lol

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

growing is more fun together ^.^

Hellllllll yeah

Me and my wife after 20+ years of marriage realized, that we maybe won't kill each other after all 😂

just kidding she's awesome, always has been

Kind of relatable though 😂🫂

you forgot they built a Toto factory over here. We got enough toilets to handle that shit.

here i go, but about women:

-fat

-leftist

-vegan

-vegetarian

-dyed blonde

-super high pitch voice

-armpit hair

-implants

-begin for shit

-wanting to see your phone

-asking 'where are you now?' just for the sake of needing to know

-passive - aggressive

-saying 'I love you but...'

-goes to a psychiatrist

-has those weird bitch psycho eyes

-single mother

expectation:

-not have any of the list above

-wanting to be happy

-doing something to do the first

It’s already been done dude, multiple times.

I don't have the time, energy, or give enough of a fuck about you to actually put forth to consumer your ignorant statement.

I do, however, have the time and energy to give you a brief lesson. Blonde hair that is not naturally blonde is not dyed. That would imply ADDING color. It is an effect achieved by using bleach to REMOVE color from hair.

That one small detail proves how truly ignorant your list is though because you are ignorant to that basic fact of life.

Have a day.

Please do

No lol

Low value - well traveled women etc.

All rather discombobulating 🥹

straight up bizarre.

Ok fine…I will say one (just for you): flip flops. I hate when men wear flip flops 😂

Are Birk sandles okay though??

The BEST. Like exclusively birks for sandals (this is highly subjective 😂)

Phew okay 👌🤣

😂❤️‍🔥 that’s kinda cute though 🫂

Mine is budgie smugglers 👀 absolute criminal behaviour

Wait what the hell are budgie smugglers?

😂🤣❤️‍🔥 Speedo’s

My bad, forgot that was slang 🫂

Ooooo yeah, I don’t like those either 😂😂😂

I bet he loves budgie smugglers and flip flops 🥲

50% of his wardrobe babe 😂🫂

banana hammock

Great for storing bananas, nasty for storing penises

Penis storage shortage short shorts on sale bail out bottoms to bong rips in autumn.

Do it

I give you 💩 for not sending the list right away 🤣

I get shit for everything, I’m getting used to it 😂😂🫂

Post it! Gotta check myself 🤣🤣

Okay. I will give you 1 more: ear and nose hair should be cut 😂

🫡 yes ma’am go to go there

🤣🤣

Do it!

I honestly don’t think you’ll get as much shit as a woman listing the same things about women.

I might even get the opposite of shit in that case🤷‍♀️

Is it our inability to listen to criticism? 😂

🤷‍♀️

Go! 💀

Nobody gives a fuck so LFG

We already have people posting stuff like that on nostr...

what if you posted all of that using tech invented by men, in a house built by men, in a neighborhood designed by men, etc ad nauseum ?

Just another day in the life of...

do it asshole🫡