I’ve never seen Star Wars
Discussion
Wait what?
Crazy.
Whaaaaaaaaaa
It’s boring af
I thought you never saw it? How can you know 🤣
I saw the first one. Kid flew a plane thing or whatever. Almost fell asleep
Episode 1. Thats crap. You need to see the OG ones. Episode 4-5-6
That's your problem. That movie was shite.
This 👆🏾
So many people will tell you that Star Wars is great but half the movies are not watchable. Star Wars is ass lmao
Knock knock. Can you step outside please, just wanna talk
Someone’s here to see you 😂
I said what I said I’m doubling down😤
Excellent, you passed the test. I agree, Star Wars is over rated af. You might be surprised I feel this way given my avi, but I just liked the pun too much
Yes! I mean I like dragon ball z but I understand that it’s overrated. I don’t pretend it’s the greatest anime or anyone even though it’s very iconic given its timing and influence on culture.
You’re confused. I never said it’s the greatest movie. I said those movies are great. Not the same thing
I didn’t say that you said that but people act like it’s the greatest thing ever 😂
Please
George Lucas was just trying to sell his special effects with all the movies after the originals. This is known
Proving my point. Star Wars = no substance
Not really. That’s like saying that any good movie with a shitty sequel is bad because of the sequel.
Argument denied 😂
I’m being attacked, please send help Star Wars is bad
I’ll fuck around and fall asleep during a Star Wars marathon for sure
Ok, so which Star Wars are we talking about here?
This is a very hot topic with me as an OG Star Wars fan.
You got the original trilogy. Then you got the prequels. Along with the novels from the extended universe. To me these stay true to the original franchise. Star Wars the Clone wars cartoon being an extension of this gets a safe pass too. This is all wonderful, glorious, and good.
However once Disney purchased the Star Wars franchise and killed the extended universe for profiteering and propaganda. All hell breaks loose on what is good and what has become absolute woke horseshit.
The Mandalorian series is very much reluctantly good. I can not deny that. This has proven to be a one off fluke though, because it continuously gets fucked up.
Anything and everything else that has been made in the name of Star Wars is absolutely unwatchable to me. I would rather get a prostate exam from a 1st year medical student with long sharp nails and no prior experience giving exams whatsoever. Than to suffer through watching any of the bastardization which happened to the franchise.
I wish George Lucas could buy it back and restore the honor, because as of right now the franchise is dead to me. What we see now is some voodoo zombie woke bullshit. Unworthy of the sacred name of Star Wars.
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Dude I'm older than you think 😂
Its aight
I think stars wars is shite too
You seem like someone who’s seen the movies before saying that
I’m I loved the first one when I was a kid, but when they restarted the series in the 90’s 🤮
My exact point. Original ones are great. The ones after no.
Have you seen Rogue One?
No I haven’t
Good action movie. No jedis 🤣
I will check it out. I have liked everything you have recommended
I watch Lost Highway this weekend. That was incredible. Same style as Mulholland drive: hazy like a dream, something changes, nothing makes sense but beautiful the whole time 🤣
His movies have it all, just all out of order and impossible to make sense of. Funny too.
It was crazy when Marilyn Manson made an appearance. I didn’t expect him to appear when he did 🤣
Oh shit I forgot about that.
It zooms out from his eye so at first I thought it was the twin 🤣
Have you seen blue velvet that’s good too
No I haven’t. I’ll download it
Denise hopper
Dennis
He’s in Apocalypse Now too right?
Yeah, and true romance.
True romance is incredible. Patricia Arquette in it and it Lost Highway. Great actress
True Romance is one of the best movies ever. That one scene with Patricia Arquette is brutal.
The reboot of twin peaks I felt was unwatchable
Never seen the reboot. Watched the beginning of the original series. I should get on that. Is the show hazy like the two movies ?
It has a sequence I don’t know how to explain except that it is kinda like tv static (white noise) 🤷🏻♂️the lasts for about 1/2 hour. 😂
How long are the episodes?
1 hour
Half the episode is like static…I’m intrigued. There’s characters and the plot somewhat moves or actual static?
There are some good scenes, but it is unbearable to watch.
I remember a sort of dream sequence where the detective is in a sort of trivia show? Or maybe I remember it wrong
Twin peaks?
Yes. Maybe not a trivia but like a wooden room with a tv. Like a dream sequence maybe. I might be remembering it wrong.
It’s so culty though. Like why are people still talking about it endlessly as if it just came out last year lol
It’s difficult to take your opinions seriously when you haven’t seen the movies I’m talking about
ya/+1
Rand this hurts your prophet status.
Just after you came through with the turtles too.
🐢
I’m agree with you, I don’t get it …
I enjoyed the prequels (as a child) starwars is afterall a story for children.
Time to grow up Star Wars fans
Time to grow up and you post a dbz video. Don’t make me laugh. Your thing is as childish
I give this warning as a concerned friend: never confuse anime for cartoons. The anime fans are more dangerous than the Star Wars fans. You’ve been warned
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DBZ is totally for adults node. Don't be mean.
Ryan you know you love some dbz abridged
Really wish they didn't pussy out and actually finished the Bu Saga for the final season.
I wish they would’ve finished it too but they were getting sued aggressively I can’t blame them
Always wondered the reason why.
I think it was toei animation. They probably thought it was harmful to their IP. They made fun of the show a lot and most people prefer the abridged to the original too lol
As one of the most hardcore og dragonballz fans. Yes. I agree whole heartedly. Dragonball z abridged was better than the original. It said everything that was never spoken. It was the true heart and soul of the series. I have no desire to watch the original series anymore now that the abridged series exists.
However this is not hurting it. This is high praise for the original creators. Who had a tendency to let powerups and screaming matches at each other go on for far longer than necessary.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Star wars is great... Except for when they recycle lines or have glaring plot holes or have Kylo kill his father or change the story from the books or have cartoonish evil villains or cartoonish toddler aliens or ....
... Actually maybe it is bad. I liked it as a kid.
I literally LOL’d at this 😂
Nah. OG trilogy, the theatrical versions, changed movies and the way they were made. Created by an artist with a vision. Everything after was big business trying to cash in on that vision. It's a story in art as old as time. Money ruins everything.
I'm sorry for you 🫂
I just don’t see why the following is so culty lol
I don't get how people can have opinions on something they haven't tried.
I'm watching Star Wars and having pineapple pizza tonight, out of spite.
😂🍍🍕🚀
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Seriously. People should learn to say: I haven’t seen it, I haven’t formed an opinion yet 😮💨
OMG WTF happened in here 🤣
I dropped a shitpost then left to get groceries and walk Mosha. This thread is hilarious. I was wondering, my phone was going nuts at the store😂🤣💀
This is great. Never stop being the ⭕,⭕ 😎👌
#StarWarsWars
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I'm dying. I looked at my notifications once and it was John saying WTF is going on, so I knew it was going to be good. 😆
I think we all learned that some people like Star Wars. And we also learned that a lot of people think Star Wars is meh 😂
Oh well. I'm all stocked up on pineapple pizza, peanut butter, and pickles now so I'm good to go.
😂
Enjoy the food and the movies!
I'm not actually watching Star Wars 😂
I did get a pizza with pineapple though. Chipotle BBQ Chicken with onions & pineapple 😙👌
It's cooking now, smells awesome 🍕🍍
Okay, hear me out...a BBQ chicken pizza with pineapple might be tolerable, IF it has BBQ sauce and no tomato sauce... :frysquint_sm:
That's what I had tonight 👍 Chipotle BBQ sauce instead of tomato, shredded chicken, onions & pineapple. It was delicious. I ate 3/4 of a 14". I'm stuffed 😂
It's like a nocoiner telling you why Bitcoin isn't worth it 😂
You should open a spite pizza store
Pineapple pizza and Star Wars together is crazy. You don’t have to trying sleeping with a man to know that you won’t like it😂
You may have just kicked a hornet nest. Watch the empire strikes back.
I get myself into trouble sometimes but life is short so fuck it 😂
yeah
this
Empire is one of the best movies ever made .
the original trilogy is epic film making.
everything after is barely watchable, although i guess there are some good fan moments.
Yes. Agreed 🤝
omg we have something in common 😵
It’s a boomer thing
It’s like nostalgia or some shit right?
Bitcoin is nostalgia and culty.
But Bitcoin is actually good 😂
We may have crossed into the realm of religion. This feels like holy war. What movie feels like holy territory for you?
“I had a drink the other day
Opinions were like kittens, I was giving them away”
-Modest Mouse
Star Wars and Michael Jordan worship
I mean, for you personally.
I don’t worship anyone or anything but I like the back to the future series
So you’re still searching for religion 😭
That's some good movies too. The third one is underrated especially.
I didn’t really like the 3rd lmao
I’ve always thought Star Wars are cheap knockoffs of the crazy kung fu movies.
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Highly inspired by Kurosawa. The Hidden Fortress mainly. A good film too.
My dudes, Joseph Campbell himself advised George Lucas about the script.
Oh man. This thread was a shitpost gone out of hand 🤣
Yeah, I quickly realized after posting that note. Nevertheless, I like to dive deep without checking the context. Also, I suspect nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat is a huge Star Wars fan in fact.
I posted that "spite" note and went to get groceries. My damn phone was going off like crazy with Nostr notifications the whole time. Beautiful.
Meanwhile, there’s someone out there saying “nostr is dead”. Ridiculous 😂
Glad my relays are blocking the spam in this case.
Lmao they’re out there. Probably 🌈 bears too. Perhaps some are OPs even 🤭
Pure or post ops
Post-OP as in after the transitioning procedure
The OPs transitioned from normie to bitch. One 5$ DCA after another 🤣🤣
The OPs meme 🤣
Popularized by rand0mguest2
Here’s an example
Yeah, pretty ghey. What's up with the $5 DCA? Hourly? 👀
In this case it’s probably monthly. Or quarterly even
Quite a nice bag. Are they still calling bitcoin at $10k or was just a story from the 2022 low point? 👁
They want the price to drop so they can stack more. But when it drops they never do 👀
Ooof, so the OPs are suppressing the price all this time? 🤭
I would call it not buying because of being poor/lack of conviction 🤭
I have part of the solution here. It’s simple really
Easily my favorite Paris Hilton fashion/economic statement. Solid advice!!!1
Wise beyond her years
I'll take Paris over any Wallstreet cunt for financial advice. I had a crush on her so I might be biased... 🙈
She’s definitely business savvy
I think she's into bitcoin. Check's out. 🤭
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With some custom pink transaction signers. I can see it now 🤭
I shouldn't have combined Star Wars and pineapple pizza. It was too much 🤣
No no, that was very good. Sleeping with a man on top of that was the trifecta. How else would you know is wrong, right?
Joseph Campbell is the man
Yeah but dis you just assume their gender? 🤭
This could have worked under the trifecta note as well 🤭
We talking about horse racing, right? 🤔
Is that how it’s called in your part of the world? 🤣
Different things to different people 🙈
I like the female trifecta definition
Is that when she changes her hairstyle so it’s like you’re with a different woman
According to urban dictionary it’s wine, sex and chocolate
You thought wrong 🤣
The one with John Candy and Rick Moranis was pretty good.
The empire has no reach
Star Wars haters trying to strike down Star Wars fans be like ....
Revenge of the soy boys?
Maybe it’s best if you go play with your little dragon balls
Calling them little is crazy
You should go see a doctor for this
You think it’s serious? The ladies love it
How?
They’re like big pillows they can rest their heads on. Their faces when they see them:
How do you get your little wish from the dragon with those? Seems like a one way ticket to chemo
Well I rub on it in front of the nurse and yell arise shenron then she calls the make a wish foundation. They come into the hospital room and grant me my wish. This is the theory, I’m still testing it 🧐
This makes total sense. If I were you, I’d wish for better taste in movies 🤣
😂🤝
Nice April fools meme. The font also in the first quadrant 🤭
But you haven’t seen heretic. And plenty of stellar movies. Meme rejected. Enjoy DBZ 🤣
Also you should have wished for the source of chemo to go away 🤭
No it’s called free cure for cancer 🤣
Our cure, nothing is free 😂
The dragon is a commie too? Wow 🤣
Yes we’re going to overthrow the proletariat because we have a fucking dragon
You only get one wish
I wish for more wishes 🧐
Pretty sure that’s not allowed. Please face wall
Now I haven't really watched Star Wars nor engaged with a lot of Star Wars media in general but my gut feeling, even as a kid, was that Star Wars is trash. I have yet to become curious enough to challenge this stubborn, unobserved, and very uninformed opinion. 🤔
nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve this kind of explains my feeling about Star Wars. Which is why I tried watching the first episode and then gave up 😂
I honestly don't care, I was shitposting 😅 I like it because I grew up with it, it's nostalgic. The OG 3 were coming out when I was really young, I played the games on SNES & N64 with my friends.
The same reason I don't care about DBZ, by the time it released I had aged out and didn't have time for kids shows. I was working a job already and had real things to worry about.
lost in space since lost in space*/*
Never lost with Captain Randpa
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