Lol people are mad at nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a for calling Rolexes shitcoins on twitter.

As a Rolex enjoyer I have to say, they are absolutely shitcoins.

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Why isnโ€™t that a Cybertruck?

Wifeโ€™s car

are teslas shitcoins too?

Yes

Noooooooooo

Pepsi gmt on a jubilee I like

One of the finest shitcoins fiat money can buy

I like the old school explorers with tritium dials โ˜บ๏ธ

I want that rail dial one

Tudor Blackbay 58.

Working class shitcoin.

Great watch. I have one too.

Expensive enough to have a great movement. Cheap enough to EDC and not get upset too much if it takes a hammering. Perfect.

I had a Patek for a long time but it was giving me dirty fiat vibes so swapped it for Corn and picked up a Tudor and never looked back โœŠ

Please ignore the hair on my hands

Looks good!

Thanks ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ

wow !

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No they are not if you get the retail price not the 3X after market price

If you can get the retail price, but normally you have to have a large purchase history before they give you premium allocations.

Thatโ€™s just games Rolex plays. They keep the supply limited to maintain artificially high prices.

They are already way overpriced.

I believe the plural is Rolicesโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคก

just rock a pepsi seiko or whatever.

Anyone who has tried to resell jewelry before knows they are all shitcoins.

Hi

Love that DJ I have the 36mm version

It's a beauty. Got it from the AD

God tier

Could have bought more Bitcoin broseefus.

So true

There is only one OG. and remember: "There is no second best" ;-)

People still wear watches?

People are white knighting Lyn?

Simps have no limits

I wear an Apple Watch so I can pause my podcasts/music at work without pulling my phone out

The Bitcoin of watches

og

God tier

Though youโ€™re too big a guy for that. We really need to get you a g shock.

I sent you a zap. Make it happen.

Highly recommend

Beautiful

Any Casio 56XX is god tier

Tick tock next second

I can spot the f91w anywhere. Proudly worn by presidents and terrorists.

some people have spent 40 years at a job to be given one of these beasts before retiring

The โ˜€๏ธ(not a shitcoin) was my watch yesterday. I was 6 minutes off :)

It is best to keep it simple. A watch had to show time, that is all, 50k watch shows the time and 100 one shows it as well. Instead of taking the risk of losing, being stolen, broken, etc. a 50k watch I would use 100 and don't even think about consequences.

Iโ€™m of this school too. The way I see it you can spend the other $49.9k on stacking big, fat sats.

Sheeeeit, Iโ€™m more of a blockclock kinda guy!

nostr:npub17f66kd7kfa47qdu6sh89wdsxpctykym2prrlreudaf3n4wkcf0lq9u92kc agrees.

Nice Pepsi, nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs

Rolex enjoyooor here as well.

Theyโ€™re total shitcoins but ๐Ÿค—

The only shitcoining I would allow for my self ๐Ÿคฃ

Try this shitcoin on for size

Keeping things cheap and cheerfulโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜

My aunt once gave a Rolex when I was young and then a year so later my cousin told me that it was a fake

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I have a buddy that bought two trying to impress clients. I just think they look so plain ๐Ÿคท I like skeleton watches.

Seiko modder here. Wanted a Marathon with tritium so decided to build a mod watch with tritium.

Thatโ€™s cool. I love Seiko mods.

Just got a Marathon this year. My first โ€œnice watch.โ€

Just had a thought, are there any watches out there that can show the current block height?

I would definitly get one

I still have old pokemon cards i know they shitcointoo but i wonder if i sell, its kinda souvenir tho

What's the Bitcoin of watches? I want that one.

Casio

Solar powered GShock.

Like light and darkness are interdependent, and do not exist without the other โ€ฆ

the birth of bitcoin conferred the status of shitcoins on all else, and they do not exist without the other.

Sam Smith is also a shitcoin. Put on Pump It Up by Endor instead! ๐Ÿ˜

Rate my rolley

Brilliant! Making lemon batteries reminds me of my school days when learning sciences felt like learning magic ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ”‹

One of my favorites:

The watch looks nice though.

I'm glad you like them, I haven't been in to watches since phones become a permanent accessory - maybe I'm just too functional ๐Ÿคฃ

I'm happy, for many years now, with my seiko skx007j. Still in love with it, don't want another one.

Looks to be a little after 1.

โ€œStay with Meโ€ by Sam Smith huh?

You getting soft on us? ๐ŸคฃโœŠ๐Ÿผ

lol wifeโ€™s car

Prob need to add a link ๐Ÿคฃ

I donโ€™t like to wear them loose ๐Ÿ˜‚

AHEM, SER

This looks weird

Especially when they canโ€™t distract you every 30 seconds in a business meeting with the live price of Bitcoin

you should try the diet Pepsi.

Really into microbrands lately. Farer.

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After getting robbed by people who got into my house pointing guns at me, I can say:

Watches are like shitcoins, but you canโ€™t even hide it from whoever wants to rob you.

They are worst than shitcoins.

fluffypony was a fan of luxury watches, or "timepieces" as he called them...mark another point in the shitcoin column.

PS I wonder how the gulag is treating him these days...

Look at this Sam Smith enjoyoooor.

Thatโ€™s a good looking wrist bruh

If your stack is strong enough, you can live your life with the sun and moon telling the time.

Additionally, a Rolex is garbage & tacky AF. Itโ€™s like fisting Peter Schiff/on your wrist.

My Apple Watch shows the current price of Bitcoin.

Good looking time piece nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs! Totally agree with you since they make 1 million Rolex watches per year so Iโ€™ll just stick to stacking finitely scarce sats

Iโ€™ve had Omega and Tag watches and they are finicky and unreliable as have been the Rolexes of people I know.

My watch buying advice:

1. Look for a sapphire crystal for scratch resistance if you pay more than $400 without getting sapphire, youโ€™re getting overpriced shit

2. Look for quartz movement over automatic movements for reliable timekeeping. Quartz is reliable and can take abuse. Automatics are finicky. They are entirely for status as quartz is superior in function.

If you want a reliable attractive watches for reasonable money, there is no substitute for a Citizen Eco-Drive or a Bulova quartz with sapphire crystal. Max $500-$600 price.

Being more into vintage diver watches. Limited supply guranteed. ๐Ÿค“

Cartier fanboy myself

Pepsi is hott

GMT is so nice tho

nostr:npub1r8343wqpra05l3jnc4jud4xz7vlnyeslf7gfsty7ahpf92rhfmpsmqwym8

Chris on point ๐ŸŽฏ

https://m.primal.net/NZcp.mp4

Your wrist always seemed hairier in my imagination

Not super hairy lol