this guy shows up at your door asking how many chairs you have, what you doing?

this guy shows up at your door asking how many chairs you have, what you doing?

I say that haircut is bussin fam. Fr fr
so basically ask him for his barber #
Iβm more of a brocoli hair kinda guy personally. But I guess his barber can accommodate π
I had to Google to make sure it was the same one I was imagining ππ€£

Zoomer perm, birds nest hair. Those names are terrible π€£π€£
Imaging going to the barber shop and asking for a birds nest
I wanna put this haircut on everyone now π π€£
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There is no CEO on Nostr, but now we have a Nostr barber. Barber Sleepy! Ser Barber Sleepy. No cap
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Sit down John I gotchuuu fam

I went to sleepyβs and got this haircut. #rekt π€£

The rizzler 9000!! π€£π€£π€£
Rizz maxxing fr fr
Aura farming frfr
I like that one. Aura farming π€£π€£π€πΎ
Looking good bro π€£
Added to watch later!!
The podcaster makes a lot of mistakes about Bitcoin, but it's a fair assessment otherwise.
I'll say come on in, pop a bottle of champagne fire a big dooby do and see if he cracks
for a sec I thought that was leading up to him doing crack lmaoo
Sell him my last chair? For sats, obvs
Seven and a half, sir, now good day.
invite him up for coffee/tea / a Coke light and show him my shiny-city-in-cyberspace stamp collection
i can picture this so vividly itβs crazy
Come inside i will show the chair
"Hey fun boy give me that chain im gonna sell it for sats. Stop being a retard."