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To keep stupid people stupid.

Cuban revolution taught me so much about communism that they've made me an anti-communist

As a survivor of a communist regime, I am telling you this: the only place on Earth where there's no communism is where you receive NOTHING from any government.

If a government is "giving" you something, it means that "something" was stolen from somebody else.

Even the muricans are living in a communist regime, no matter how proud they are about the "land of the free"... they are just getting drunk with water. Where is a government, there's communism.

The only true capitalism is anarcho-capitalism.

The topic of communism is a bit simplistic, but I understand what you mean. To a greater or lesser extent, it can be seen that way

Weight loss

you have nothing and fuck your feelings

ze bugs and ze happy

Destroy any well functioning industry

Being able to say I told you so to leftists

Solution for overpopulation

Best way to keep all the people poor

simple : distribution of wealth. it's a utopian ideology in principle.

Communism: Where everyone is equal.

Equally broke, equally hungry, and equally waiting in line for bread that may or may not exist. But hey, at least there are no billionaires… just one very rich government!

I confess. I misread the prompt and thought you were asking for the best case for Communism, not the best use-case...

Derp.

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There is no place for communism at the government level. The only use case that I could see is amongst a small close friend group. For example, if I had a bunch of weed, I’d share. If a friend had a bunch of drinks, I’d imagine he would share. Maybe someone has a bunch of food and they share. Now we have a party!

Force people to build for freedom

Building palaces for leaders

Ignore my prior response. Now that I realize you're asking for use-cases...

A deserted island where everyone has exactly one coconut and no way to trade. No markets, no competition, just pure utopian equality.

...At least until someone sharpens a stick and invents "capital"...

As an innoculation against communism.

boobs?

Potluck dinners. Everyone brings a dish, but you’re stuck sharing Paul’s tuna casserole equally—misery for all!

China lifting 800 million people out of extreme poverty ✊️.

To kill off communists of course.

Nice hats.

I won! In honor of communism, I redistributed 100 sats each to of the other contestants.

But also in the spirit of communism, I don't and can't know what all these people actually need or desire so they better like their flat 100 sats ration, and I used my own judgement on what counts as a legit submission and didn't zap everyone in the thread.

Communism works!

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The creation of central banks as Marx orientation.

Reducing obesity

Fighting capitalism

No unemployment and free health insurance for all

Communism is how you drive your economy and your people nuts!

Use communism as an excuse to coop the government, install a puppet dictator, steal their resources. Rinse and repeat.

use case to efficiently control the plebs, excuse for dictatorships

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This is so close to perfect. Winner

lol thanks

Communism! Starvation, Hatred, Persecution... But it has its downsides too.