Perhaps "petting" in British and American English have different meaning....
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Harry! Haha 😂😂🤣😂🥹😳🫣
...or nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx meant "pegging"
I don’t think I know what this means 🤔 someone told me last year but I’m not 💯% sure they knew either 🤣🤷🏽♀️
I told you recently. Remember we talked about the “Prince of Pegging” stories.
Oooo yessss I thought we spoke about it! I can’t remember what it is though 🥹🫠
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_(sexual_practice)
Wikipedia is wonderful
This thread went so sideways. I don’t know if I blame nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 or nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx Guys it was just supposed to be a lovely thread about dogs.
The direction has been decided 😂
I was just talking about also taking care of the owners 🤗
Petting is mutually beneficial.
Are we still talking about sex? … 👀
I was talking about humans non sexually petting a dog or cat.
I guess humans petting each other sexually or not is also mutually beneficial as long as it’s enthusiastically consensual.
Also just throw nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx under the bus for swerving the thread. We all know she’s got a dirty mind. 😜
Whaaaat 😭😭😭 it’s not me, I’m vanilla and strawberries 🥹🍓🍦I blame Harry 😂🤣
Glad no one’s blaming me today 🙃🤣
You were swerving the convo in a really sweet direction 🥹💜🙏🏽🫂
It’s you love. It’s all you today. Your mind just woke up and said we’re staying in the gutter today. Work must have been interesting. 🤣
Meee 😱😱 noo 😭 oh maybe 🤔🥹 I am feeling really twirly lately ngl, need to clear my head 🤣😭🫣🙏🏽🫂💜
Just pet a dog or another human being. It will clear your mind....
Is anyone seeing this 👆👀😳
Nah I’d rather pet myself tbh 🤔😎
This was a play wallet)) just to learn👌🏼👌🏼)
The wrong conversation, sorry🤦🏽♀️ still can’t delete anything here if it’s by mistake🫣
Funny moment to bring up a play wallet honestly 🤣😂🤣
Hey Darina, don’t worry I feel you 🥹🫂💜
Perfect mistake 👌
Well if you’re needing some solo time, we’ll leave you to it. Have fun!
Mallory! 🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂💜
Mallory knows all about how a good solo time plays out.
Expect expert advice from nostriches.
how did we end up here 🫠🤣
🤣🤣😂😭🫂😂🥹
Noo it was Harry I swear 🤣🤣😂🤣 I’m gonna get my head straight now 😇
Enjoy 🤣
Landy noo 🤣🤣😂😂🙏🏽 I meant gonna go think about the earth and stuff 🥹🙏🏽 be one with the trees, wholesome stuff 🤣😂
So you like “revising” outdoors 😉
Mallory, don't provoke her. We've managed back to the original topic... Now it will spiral out of control!
Harry! 🤣😂🤣 it’s not me 😭🥹
I said we’ll leave you to it. I didn’t ask for a note by note play of events. If that’s gonna happen, I hope it will be a separate thread.
The thread went full circle. Back to the original topic
Hang on a minute, who’s reposting this? 🧐 like we all don’t pet ourselves, cmon guys 😂🤣😂
It's probably the sexy bot or whatever it's called. It picks up dirty keywards and boosts the posts!
The one who’s the first to pet themselves today loses!
Or they win! Depends on how you look at it.
Ahh I don’t think I can play 😭
I figured you might have pet yourself out before we even started playin 😂
Tetsu! 🤣🤣😂😂🙏🏽 just a wholesome night of reading 🤣😂🤣🫂🙏🏽
Yeah, Flip those pages girl
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🫣
⛷️📖⛷️📖 📚📚📚🧈🧈🧈
Looks like a cockhole to me.
#nsfw
A cockhole for one is a reading opportunity for another aka “wholesome night”
Damn I’m over here like well that’s a commercially sewn button hole.
that is insulting to women
-You look very tired today dear…
-Got stuck on that book. Wholesome time…
"I'm not tired, just a little out of breath"
Reading is fuuuuun
Sooooo much fun. Quickly going from page to page to page, reading verse after verse carefully repeating sentences… Then getting through a chapter, just to find yourself awake two chapters laters… Nothing like it!
You have a lot of experience 😂😎
If you love books, you will be doing a lot of reading eventually
Can recommend. 
A book recommendation 🙏🏼
I can see how this one can be an illuminating read, but I was always learn by practice kind of guy. Trial and error, hands on experience and all that. With great book you dont need a manual, but low time preference attitude
It’s a bit of an academic take on human sexuality. Not exactly the Kama Sutra.
Kama Sutra got some good pictures
I personally found when reading about human sexuality that people have done things in the pursuit of the big O that would never have occurred to me. I thought I was such a creative person too.
if y'all cooperate you'll be able to purchase "the big o" care of technology
i might even pass it out for free if i get jack patrick dorsey in my actual human hands by the end of this month
nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6
I think a lot of people are already using technology to achieve the big O.
Do we need to be concerned about Jack? Why bring fiatjaf into this?
because fiatjaf is supposed to escort him personally
i can't help it if these guys ignore their messages , act "billionaire fools", or mute me too quickly !
Escort him where? When did fiatjaf become Jack’s keeper?
as far as i can tell, he's the only person who knows jack personally
my "technology" insists he's the man for me
Your “technology”? Can it tell you who the person for me is?
i don't know you
this is all about being "anonymous" right ?
I was just asking. I don’t use a nym. There’s a movie where everyone has a clock that tells them at what time they’ll meet their soulmate. Now I don’t particularly believe in soulmates like that. But damn would it be nice to at least have a general idea of when I’d meet my person.
Do you believe that your paths will cross naturally with the person you’re meant to be with?
You believe in soul mates? 🥹
I believe in soulmates in the way two souls were meant to meet. Their paths were destined to cross. They don’t always walk together through life. Soulmates can actually shake up your life quite dramatically and be like an event that sets you on a different course. My conception of soulmates, you can have more than one. Maybe there is a different, better word for that idea?
I love the idea 🫂🥹 hopefully I will meet my soulmate. I once thought I had met him...but I guess that was a mistake 😞
I’d like to meet my life partner. Someone I can build and share a life with. Looking more for comfort and serenity than shaking up my life. But not being single anymore would probably definitely be a life shakeup.
Mmmh, as I said I thought until recently that I have found this partner. However, I am now single again 🤷🏼♀️
I thought I met my partner when I was young. I never thought he was my soulmate. I did think we were gonna get married and have kids. I can honestly say with time I am so happy it didn’t work out. He was never really my person.
I dont know if there is the soulmate for each of us. If there’s one and you hangover that day and won’t make it on time? Oops, gone. I like the idea of many soulmates and you being able to find one of them if you look up from your phone more and open yourself up for being found too, as who knows which one of you would be “looking” more that day. I don’t know, but life is longer than first love and most likely longer than “that one that got away”.
I like the idea that what is meant for you won’t miss you. Though I’m not saying abdicate personal responsibility. You have to be ready and go after opportunities when they present themselves. In this day and age “the one that got away” can normally be found. I’m not sure there is one perfect life partner for a person. There are different paths every life can take. It’s a choose your own adventure.
Then I will go through the days with open eyes and ready for all eventallities
This whole idea that there is someone out there destined for each of us is a nice romantic idea… Its good, as long as who is the pick for me updates, every time I update my priorities, my dreams and expectations. When we change, there must be someone else for us, no?
after marriage, in a "worst case scenario", what does separate house and whatever the fuck you want to do sound?
just stay married and be business partners for life
no pressure ;)
Why get married? Why not just be business partners? I had a business professor who said pick your business partners as carefully as you would pick your spouse, maybe more so.
I don't know. Isn't it the case that you develop together? Grow together?
Yes. But if someone was “meant” for you, but you missed a bus and never met them. But lets say that guy is still that person, okay. So now 10 years pass, he is living his life, learning changing hobbies, views, jobs… You also tho. You now here on nostr and he is somewhere else. Very likely you made different choices and maybe even tho still could be great for each other, with your choices you drifting now to be less compatible if you finally meet, 10 years from today. If we have agency over our choices but there is person or people foe each of us, I think there is a window where we can meet each of them and grow together. Then that train passes and there is another and another potential soul mate… 🚂
I dated the same guy, 4 years apart. We had no contact during the intervening years. Weirdly the first time we dated he had just had his heart smashed in a breakup. Second time we dated I had just had my heart smashed after a 3 1/2 year relationship. We had no contact during that time. We were like emotional support daters. 😂 He met his wife while we were dating the second time. God I hope to one day make a man as ridiculously happy as she made him.
I know a couple who knew each other in high school. They met again in their 60’s and fell head over heels in love. They both work in the same industry that is not common to where they are from. I’ve heard other similar stories.
All this relationship stuff is so complicated
😂 It can be.
I don’t think it’s that complicated. We just make it complicated. People like to have everything and often let the relationship take all the hits. Or are so fed up with their boring lives, that when they find someone special they hang on their new partner as if he’s their savior from everything thats horrible in their lives, suffocating their new special person. I think people are often fed up, beat up by the system, hurt by their previous relationships and lazy to work through any difficulties they encounter when they find someone. And sometimes they just hangover that day and they just pass on their chance for happiness… 🚶🏻♂️
your speed and blah blah blah show me you are another version of a specially programmed nostr:npub13wfgha67mdxall3gqp2hlln7tc4s03w4zqhe05v4t7fptpvnsgqs0z4fun
Penis
I think happiness and contentment can be shared and created with another. One person can’t be the source of another’s happiness. That’s too much to ask of a person.
I’ll add I ran into him again simply because I went to the post office not realizing it was Columbus Day. Passed him and thought was that so and so outside that coffee shop? Wouldn’t have actually talked to him had the post office not been closed. Thought it’s funny since it was Columbus Day on Monday. There’s also a whole chain reaction to us dating a second time and him messaging his now wife who he had a crush on in high school. Life can be a complicated web.
my cutie patootie will live out his natural life
my "toolkit" contains economic weaponry
please just tell jack not to be a dumb dumb and take a vacation already
or return a goddamned email
or send a goddamned text to my frickin iphone !
Might have to get on SimpleX or send a fire signal to get a response. 🤣
Wait smoke signal? Whatever completely tech free signal was used previously.
show up at his parents house with hold them at gunpoint until he shows?
not my style
Are we still talking about Jack?
Please don’t do that!
Mallory, we need to talk about Kevin 👆👇
I tried to tell her its a bot 😂
Nah it’s not 🙏🏽 it’s someone pretending to be a bot (like Mainvolume, except Mainvolume is the G.O.A.T 🤙🏽
Mainvolume may not be a bot, but if this one isn’t then they both have a script running and 98% of the notes its a fuckkng script on “shuffle”.
I saw a number of notes mainvolume was generating with pictures and even Tanel wouldn’t be able to right that many. Im sorry its all fucking bullshit
Who is Kevin? (I’m always a bit naive 😫 sorry)
There’s something about Kevin - its a movie
Thanks 🫣
that's another "pathway" to hawai'i, without jack
IF he declines, i know not about his future
If anyone even brought up the mere suggestion of holding my parents at gunpoint, I’d be declining any and all contact.
in the usa, people usually inherit money after their parents pass away
i will not
and that was never a threat, just a "metaphor"
#bitcoin is not a metaphor, and neither is marriage
i am not a gold digger, nor an excessive spender !
So you’re looking for marriage in a business sense from Jack, but he’s free to wander after he marries you?
not with his #bitcoin, that is all
but the fantasy would be nice ; that's up to him
but seriously, no public marriage announcement
Oh so a Bitcoin betrothal. Do you know how much BTC he has? Why him? Seems like there are other options.
#blatherbot or ask real questions !
Are you accusing me of being a bot?
do you have other questions about me and jack !
It’s the title of a movie.
so nostr:npub13epj452d892app3mjath3uxgs9l03rylzxwkymdp50avukztmfeschauwt , you like bitcoin or what?
Have you ever heard that quote about the man who said he was married to like 5 different women and they were all his wife. You will grow and change over the years. The trick is finding a partner that loves and supports you through your exploration of life. My parents have changed a lot since I’ve known them and I’m sure they changed before that too. They still deeply love and support one another. Honestly being raised by those two lovebirds I thought finding a partner would be way easier.
lovebirds are nice
that movie is "run lola run"
he has until the end of october to get to hawai'i
Shit that’s a tight time frame for a busy man. What happens if he can’t make it?
that's outlined clearly on x dot com
regardless of what he thinks of elon, it is not a good choice for him
Hmmm can you link it? I’m curious.
can you set up an account and go read ?
🤫 I still have an account.
should i give you a winky face emoji or tell you that my handle is currently the same on x dot com and that other new one
When I search X @laughter gives me a picture of a dude with Beech as his name and zero posts.
try kamaehuakanaloa
Found it. Still don’t understand. Explain it like I’m 5? Do you have a business proposition or a personal one?
make your question more simple for me
I guess I’m just confused why you need Jack in Hawaii before the end of October. Is it a business or personal proposition? Why such a tight timeline? Though have you been working on this for a while?
I have to think about the part “if I get Jack Patrick Dorsey in my actual human hands”
I love books 😂 but I may need to work on my reading technique
She should probably leave the dog out of it. Skip to human petting and then some, to work that mood out.
I blame tanel 😭
Sorry (not sorry) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7TruhoFdFfg&pp=ygUKZ3VpbHR5IGRvZw%3D%3D
This is true 😂 also “Lenny” style petting is definitely BDSM haha
I think petting you to death is just murder. 🤷🏼♀️
🤣 Wait, what’s ‘Lenny’ style petting? 🥹 I’ve never heard of this 🤔
Of mice and men, it might not be a good reference really 🥶
Yeah 😂