“Hello, you have reached Jack Dorsey private messaging service
Press 1 if you are Kendrick
Press 2 if you are Jay Z
Press 3 if you are a lunatic who knows how to make Bitcoin work but your are going mad because I won’t respond to your emails, DMs and tweets..
Press 4 if Drake., JK.., go fuck yourself…and
Press 5 if you’re a crazy stalker that wants me to marry you!”
Marie’s phone:
3,3,3,3,5,5,5,4-wait-shit-I-mean-5,5,5,5,2-maybe-he’ll-believe-I’m-Jay,2-nope-straight-to-voicemail,5,5,5-dammit-5!!!!
🤣🤣 you know I joke but damn I couldn’t resist 😂 love u
it’s actually 867-5309…got her number on a wall
WTF are you??? 😳😳😳
He lives next door
….in hell????
Doe she’ll have doors?
nah bruh
those things get blown off when the party starts
Panties^
Oh party my b
Well tis Friday here 😈 
maam I insist we get back to talking about nostr:npub14qz92uedt0a8jte8jqg63jr3s5cc99cej36jh883z6tprlu354uqqe2q26‘s panties 😂😆
Oooo what colour are they? 👀
Happy Friday babe!
You know what day Friday is.
Time to get frisky!
Pretty sure frog wants to see dick feet pics 😂
ffs I come back and 5 minutes later I’m being threatened with feet dick pics 😭😭😭😭
It’s not a threat if you like it.
Is it?
my reply from now onwards is….🤣🤣🤣
Hello, you have reached Jack Dorsey private messaging service
Press 1 if you are Kendrick
Press 2 if you are Jay Z
Press 3 if you are a lunatic who knows how to make Bitcoin work but your are going mad because I won’t respond to your emails, DMs and tweets..
Press 4 if Drake., JK.., go fuck yourself…
Hello, you have reached Jack Dorsey private messaging service
Press 1 if you are Kendrick
Press 2 if you are Jay Z
Press 3 if you are a lunatic who knows how to make Bitcoin work but your are going mad because I won’t respond to your emails, DMs and tweets..
Press 4 if Drake., JK.., go fuck yourself…and
why are you answering jd’s phone?
Well considering I get a lot of his stalkers hounding me I may as well be his messaging service 🫡
bruh better get you on payroll then 😆
I’d imagine stalker redirection ain’t a chill gig at all
Yeah and I want holiday pay too 😂
umm let’s not get crazy maam
you’re not working for taylor swift
Wait, what? You mean he’s not secretly Tay-Tay?
🤷♂️
i mean here in ‘Murica we’ve got two demented geriatric fcks running for president and a third contestant who says a 🪱 ate his 🧠
so at this point anything is possible I suppose
And I thought my country has problems 😳
Never bet against America.
We hate losing and never lose.
Even in a competition of fcking shit up. Can’t beat us. Never, ever. We’ll fck it all up so hard just for bragging rights.
Couldn’t have said it better myself
Dick feet pics? Penis toes? 🤔
Hello, you have reached Jack Dorsey private messaging service
Press 1 if you are Kendrick
Press 2 if you are Jay Z
Press 3 if you are a lunatic who knows how to make Bitcoin work but your are going mad because I won’t respond to your emails, DMs and tweets..
Press 4 if Drake., JK.., go fuck yourself…and
Bahahaha doxxed so hard 🤣
Lol
This was never why I followed you. Sorry this is something you deal with, truly. 💜🫂
Huh, this is why you don’t follow me?
🤣. Apologies for my bad communication ✍️ which is normal.
Always followed you. Just never knew this was part of your work. Even on the joking end.
