Roast me.
Best roast gets zapped 100k sats.
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Discussion
Eat this!
Releases a nostr based social media app, doesn't allow exporting the nsec
Releases a nostr based social media app, has to custody the user's nsec upon import
My bank provided a better service
You KYC users for ZBD social that utilizes Nostr, when Nostr itself doesn't require KYC 👀
KYC ppl for playing game wtf
Your like the first slice of bread. Touched by everyone but wanted by no one. Lol jokes lol much love 💚💚
I don’t know you
How does one delete their zbd account? Seriously i don’t want/never used it and can’t find how
Now the roast. Zbd is a clique of attractive millennials who only follow each other and repost peasants’ notes that promote your business. Overall very “a day in the life of a 23 yr old project manager at meta” vibes.
Hey ZBD, you forgot nostr’s value proposition: owning your own data !
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Not even my grandma would use you
My mom said its boring 🥸
A frightened ZBD Bitcoin hodler calls a fellow ZBD Bitcoin investor and asks if he’s worried at all about the volatility of Bitcoin on ZBD these days.
The friend replies that of course, he’s worried! In fact, he says that he’s sleeps like a baby.
The frightened Bitcoin investor is amazed.
"Really? Even with all the ZBD surveys, games, fluctuations and non paid games to earn Bitcoin?"
"Yup! I sleep for a couple of hours, and then I wake up and I cry for a while after seeing my ZBD wallet which then puts me back to sleep.
ZBD sounds like diet CBD
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology
You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles.
I look at you and think… two billion years of evolution for this?
You're the reason God created amnesia
I can’t be the only one who thinks of Scatman when I see ZBD, right?
Zee-bi deebby dib yo da dub dub yo da dub dub!
Zee-bi deebby dib yo da dub dub yo da dub dub!
Your mama is so fiat, she believes a 2% inflation target is needed for the economy to flourish.
The Fake Bezos spiel to market ZBD was meh.
Your entire user base seems to be bots or paid actors and your VCs are going to be pissed when they find out.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. 😆
Shut the fuck up
What does a cow eat for breakfast?
Mooo-esli.
U can’t even engagement farm properly
Bad Press will still kill ya
Teach ‘em how to thirst trap
das a highly sought after skill in a social media manager role
Well, well, well, what do we have here:
https://tvp.fund/portfolio_jobs/zebedee-social-media-manager/
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I can already see a new job role listing for social media manager after this note 🤣
faster than we could’ve imagined 🤣 nostr:note1l0up7fa8cs09c2fympzuujlqun8garuqlm5vpnrzvpd0pg6ny37s77zm32
That was extremely quick 🤣🤣🤣💀
💀💀💀 I look forward to nostr everyday bc of the random ass events that take place that end up making my day 🤣🫂
This made my day too 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah no, that random ass to get fucked right about now.
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man, these trashers are raw, I can't compete
though I'm tempted to do it in Japanese or French but no use if you won't understand
#hentaiXtremist with size 4 shoes 👻
You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection threw up 🤮
A successful company already has lots of customer complaints. You have to pay even for that.
A successful company already has lots of customer complaints. You have to pay even for that.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Your gene pool could use a lot of chlorine
Hey ZBD, “practice safe nsecs” means that the user is responsible for protecting his nsec from the clients. Not the other way around 🤣🤦🏾♂️
You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back. 😆
I tried smoking ZBD once but the only thing that got high was the fees.
nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j This app is the perfect storm of scams and over-promising. It combines the worst parts of social media, cryptocurrency, and gaming into one big, bloated mess. And to top it all off, it requires verification, which just screams "we're trying to steal your identity!" If you're looking for a way to lose your money and get scammed, this app is the way to go.
Only kidding my Frens! Luv ya! 🫂
Ever heard of ZBD?
What's ZBD?
ZBDeeez Nuts
You are so fat, you have more chins than Chinatown
ZBD: The Ethereum way of decentralize Nostr protocol 😈
ZBD spits influencoors. into_the_trash_it_goes.jpg
i got better things to do
You don't have extra 100k #sats to throw around, this close to #Bitcoin #halving
“This app is like Facebook”
Boom! 🤯 💥
nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j 
New ways to buy your KYC with #zaps
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. 😁
nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j keep being you 💜🫂
On the other 🤚
Instead of insults… use my music in your products? 🫣
Is this possible? 🫡
I don’t even know what you are
#yomamasopious she wished she should've swallowed
I think its really brave i wont be participating.
Doesnt feel right roasting terminal clients.
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Kid's future wives after playing their whole life with ZBD's gamified money incentives
nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j I have a survey for you to earn 100k sats, but you don’t qualify.
I feel this.
You should carry a plant around with you to replace the oxygen you waste
The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana 😆
ZBD is so sterile that it stands for Zero Boners Daily
Detrás de nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j está CRISTINA KITCHNER
Who would have thought we have such trash talkers here.
Gradually nice #plebs then suddenly mud wrestlers!
Good bye nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j RIP
Zapping
But
Dystopian
You put numbers into strings.
Being one of those privacy nightmare companies that practices creepy kyc/aml crap and collects/shares personal data you go on here asking for a "roast"? What is this, Reddit? Why don't you go there and suck on spez's dick then? I'm not mad, just disappointed. Please pour coffe over ur servers and end this shit once and for all.
I Roast you 🫵 nostr:nprofile1qqsv73e7h6tndwngn3ccmc74auufpx722ldncw8rl8087hddljyw6mcpzdmhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338gmnwdehv07p8s 🔥 
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Don't need to roast you when your doing a great job on your own.
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Wen token. ZBD is pure shitcoin vibes
Not sure what’s taking longer, the bear or waiting for ZBD approval in my state🤣
I cant think of any insult simple enough for you to understand you dry leftover salad leaf!
When I tried to install the ZBD wallet you asked me for my ID, my email, my bank account numbers and a sample of my DNA 🧬
I need sats 🥺 I don’t get it because my english is not so good 😢 what I have to do?⚡️marcelo@zbd.gg
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What does ZBD stand for?
Zee ₿est Dyvan
(Belarusian)
Your apps so fiat you need to kyc
Zesty Banana Buzz
I can't even bring myself to bother...sorry. You don't inspire me.
ZeroBitcoinDedication
The whole company is such a trash it would be worthy of being roasted all the time and folks don’t even need the motivation of 100k sats
At least government makes an effort to be known and tries to justify its existence
Even though you developed an app, I’d still tell you to learn to code
My dead grandma would build a better business. Today.
Rolling your eyes isn't going to help you find your brain.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
You hear that? It's the sound of me not caring.
Oh, sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
You know, you're just not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
You have a face that makes onions cry.
Have a nice day ... somewhere else.
You do realize we're just tolerating you, right?
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
It's really fun watching you try to understand everything that's being said about you.
You are even more useless than the 'ueue' in queue.
The real heroes in this world are the ones who have to live with you.
Somewhere out there a tree is producing oxygen for you. What a shame.
Everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you're really abusing the privilege.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
If I had a dollar every time you shut up, I would give it back as a thank you.
I didn't mean to offend you … but I'll take it as an additional perk.
I don't want to rain on your parade. I want to summon a typhoon.
You can't imagine how much happiness you can bring … by leaving the room.
I didn't mean to push your buttons, I was just looking for mute.
I'd rather treat a baby's diaper rash than have lunch with you.
I gave out all my trophies a while ago, but here's a participation award.
It's all about balance … you start talking, I stop listening.
You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles.
How many licks 'till I get to the interesting part of this conversation?
I'm listening. I just need a minute to process so much stupid information at once.
You are like a software update. Every time I see you, I immediately think "not now."
Don't worry … the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.
It's impossible to underestimate you.
If I throw a stick, will you chase it? I really want out of this conversation.
You're the reason gene pools need lifeguards.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it's really doing the job.
The truth will set you free. You're the worst. OK, you're free to go.
Do you think your parents realize that they're living proof that two wrongs don't make a right?
Give me a minute; I'm trying to think of an insult simple enough for you to understand!
I've heard a smarter statement come out in a fart.
I look at you and think … two billion years of evolution for this?
I told my therapist about you. She didn't believe me.
When I listen to you, I think you really are going to go far. I hope you stay there.
When I see you coming, I get pre-annoyed. I figure it's smart to give myself a head start.
Whoever told you to be yourself gave you bad advice.
I think you just need a high five … in the face … with a chair.
When I look at you, I think to myself where have you been my whole life? And can you go back there?
When God made you, you must have been on the bottom of his "to-do" list.
Everyone brings happiness to a room. I bring happiness when I walk in, and you bring happiness when you leave.
Are you at a loss for words, or did you exhaust your entire vocabulary?
Accidents happen; the proof is reading this note!
And now ... out of this thread ...
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this roast... is just... art.
Hi nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j,
please excuse the late reply. Unfortunately, I don't have the opportunity to be active on Nostr every day.
Hurray ... Thank you very much!
I'm really happy 🎊🥳🏆🕺🎉🍻!
This is the biggest zap I've received so far. The competition was really fun. I hope you haven't been too roasted by all of us and now need professional help 😁😅!
As I said, thank you very much again!
See you soon 🫵💜🫂🤙
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Y'all know me
Still KYC
But I've been slowly
Hated on by most these niggs with no cheese
No exporting secret keys
No reduction in fees
No nyms, no alts, but avatars please
Mad at me because I got a file connecting wallets to identities
Y'all know me
Still KYC
But I've been slowly
Hated on by most these niggs with no cheese
No exporting secret keys
No reduction in fees
No nyms, no alts, but avatars please
Mad at me because I got a file connecting wallets to identities
ZBDZ - Zentral Bank Digital Zap
PETNB - People want their nsec back
Well, it seems like ZBD Social is playing "Guess Who?" with user identity while Nostr's just chilling with its anonymity cape on! #yomamasofiat
Not your key, note your notes.
Zebedee, the only thing slower than your internet connection is your wit.
ugh i am really trying to get better at being witty 😕
ZBD your app is so buggy, Klaus Schwab, would like to talk with you.
Somewhere out there is a tree that is making the oxygen that your coders are using to stay alive. All of you need to go find your tree and apologize for how you used such oxygen to put out the worst Nostr integration platform that has yet been created.
Za Big Dick or Zuper Baked Duck?
You think your MobyDick or Duffy Duck? :)))
Your developer's tought you will be a 🐋 but you turned out to be a 🦆
Thats all folks! 🙋♂️
Your oven’s so bad it couldn’t roast water
Where tf is the nsec?
Keep your sats.
Trying out the airdrop scams in the comments is better than using ZBD.
How much is 100K in ZBD sats? You know, once you take the fees out? 🤣
The transferring fees at ZBD are so high I'm considering transferring my BTC to fiat and storing it in the bank, so that at least I'll still have some money when Claus and my government comes for it
what are the fees they charge
Approximately 11% when you send sats from your wallet. But it depends on the amount sent. I once zapped someone 3 sats from my ZBD wallet to find 4 sats gone. That's a 33%ark-up 😕
a minimum fee of 1 sat is reasonable to prevent potential abuses
Oops you're right it's not 11% but it's more than 1%. I was charged 154 sats on a 15,000 sat tranfer. The extra 4 threw me I was always better with words than maths.
As for an extra 1 sat.... As far as I can tell WoS has only ever charged me the exact sats I zapped so if you're paying 1 sat or more to zap people on nostr, you're being ripped off 🤷🏽♀️
I can tell you spent time on this one. Very clever 🤙
nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j stands for ..
Zero
Bitcoin
Deployed
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Someone at zbd thought this was a good idea
(that’s it, that’s the roast)
Push it like your mother did when she was in labor.
Jump into a universe of games and apps, connect with your friends, and earn Bitcoin while having fun getting your ass KYC'd, your nsec jacked and your nostr feed trashed with dumbass responses to a stupid ass "rOaSt mE" request.
i like your handle
The ZBD sign-up experience involves guessing the mystery maximum password length:
Every fucking time I log in, I get asked if I'm a Business or an Individual:
I'm trying to do this KYC bullshit but I can't because the button won't stop... loading?
There is no fucking sign-in button anywhere on the main page:
Do you actually want people to use your service? lol
this is awesome feedback, thank u :) i'll send to the team.
you love privacy. but you forbid your user use vpn/tor. like elon and gates. fck both of them.
pemburu bang-sat.. 100k sats... zappp
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Ha! Ha! Ha! ZBD, the app that promises to help you "level up your fun and start earning Bitcoin at the same time." But the reality is, you're more likely to just level up your frustration.
The surveys are boring, the games are repetitive, and the rewards are minuscule. And if you think you're going to get rich quick by "stacking up those Bitcoins," think again. You'll be lucky to earn enough to buy a cup of coffee.
And let's not forget about the fees. ZBD charges a fee for everything, from withdrawing your Bitcoin to transferring it to another wallet. So by the time you're done, you'll have earned so little Bitcoin that it's not even worth the hassle.
But hey, at least the app is free to use! That's right, you can waste your time and energy on ZBD without having to pay a penny. But I wouldn't recommend it. There are much better ways to spend your time, like watching paint dry or staring at a blank wall.
So there you have it. A roast of ZBD, the app that promises the world but delivers very little. If you're looking to earn Bitcoin, I'd recommend finding a different way to do it. ZBD is a waste of time and money.
Their claims are misleading. They make it sound like you can easily earn a lot of Bitcoin by using their app, but the reality is that you'll only earn a few cents for each survey or game you complete.
Their fees are high. They charge a fee for everything, from withdrawing your Bitcoin to transferring it to another wallet. This can really eat into your earnings.
Their customer support is poor. There have been many complaints about ZBD's customer support, with people saying that they have had difficulty getting in touch with anyone when they have had problems.
Bye Ya'll, Ha! Ha! Ha! , I would not recommend using ZBD. There are much better ways to earn Bitcoin.
How many nsecs have you confiscated so far? i hope you are enjoying taking sats from unsuspecting users... and putting them up for grabs . 👎
Integrates with games worldwide, only works with KYC in a handful of countries.
only kyc'd sats, right?
Been waiting on your ZBD Social waiting list for what ... a year now?
ZBDeez nuts
nostr:npub13wfgha67mdxall3gqp2hlln7tc4s03w4zqhe05v4t7fptpvnsgqs0z4fun can you roast nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j ?
#Bitcoin is too confusing. 🤪
Hey, nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j Your Bitcoin is definitely cannot do this thing. ☘️ 🚬💜🤙🍀
Your brand seemed so cool and fresh a few months ago, everyone celebrating your interest in #nostr, #lightning, and #bitcoin.
Now that you've shown your true colors, you don't deserve a purple logo, change it to 'KYC' on a 💩 background in shame.
So what's with all the KYC? 🏦
Uploading a copy of my passport or driving license so I can get a few more sats from idle tapping and random surveys? How un-Satoshi of you! 🕵 👻
And what's with all the lightning force closures? ❌ ⚡ ❌
Kissing up to the regulators by rugpulling the people who trusted you? 🍑
I don't normal rant or roast on here, but for you I made an exception 🔥
#roastr #kyc #rugpull #fakebrand #dino
Post people's roasts yourself, you have their nsec. 😁
Roasted so well, it’s 💀 5 months later
Stay here on #Nostr nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j and find true freedom. Not ZBD social
ZBDoodoo