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Solid. I'm dabbling in Bujinkan but trained mostly in Danzan Ryu. I teach sword/stick to kidsbiut I hope to train in HEMA soon

Kendo is cool, but too much shouting and expensive armor... And rules. I hate rules

Geronimo

#sundaygunday

Training sword from Japan.

I honor those that perpetuate Japanese Martial Arts. It is refined and amazing. It feels like it has a soul. Perfect for a noob like me.

#jujitstr #sword

Not perfect, but recommended.

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#gunstr #pewpew #saturdaygaturday #gaturday

Ninja arts. No joke. There are several schools teaching this

https://youtu.be/i4Vyi7G4WkY?si=ewXj1Hk9an_YGv50

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How do you bribe cops now? No one carries cash. So you say "officer, what is your Venmo?" I don't have Venmo.

I think I'm screwed

Replying to Avatar WienerMemer

I woke up with Rush in my head. Listened to some metal covers of CocoMelon to rid me of that demon

Modern pennies have little copper. Quarters contain the most copper percentage

Socialism is the precursor to Communism. Its pre Communism. Communism's goal is the abolition of private property. (Paraphrased from Karl Marx who took several years to make this point)

Replying to Avatar Laser

I have elevated barium in my urine panel. 💡

https://vibrant-wellness.com/tests/toxins/total-tox-burden

"SRM typically involves injecting reflective aerosols, like sulfur dioxide or calcium carbonate, into the stratosphere to mimic the cooling effect of volcanic eruptions. Barium compounds, such as barium titanate or barium oxide, have been speculated in some theoretical studies or fringe discussions due to their potential reflective properties. For example, a 2008 patent by David Keith proposed using materials like barium oxide for aerosol injection, but this remains theoretical." - #Grok

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Barium? Ya gotta killem first!

I was in low-income housing confirming the smoke detector theorem. I counted 10 chirps in one minute while walking through. Something to this

I'd take it. It would go in the vault and the AYF fella would have a hard time proving its fully automatic.

In a Jet Ranger, it's pretty fun unless its unplanned.

Space jujitsu starts with underwater jujitsu, which starts with underwater dancing.

https://www.floridastateparks.org/learn/sirens-deep-mermaid-camp

A ride in the zero g simulator AKA "vomit comet" is now 40.3m SATs. Who wants to do some space jujitsu?!?

If your kid wants airsoft:

Get them the best quality, gas blowback replica of your favorite firearm so you can train realistically.

Reinforce that it is dangerous (goggles when shooting)

Don't remove the orange tip that signifies it is an airsoft

You are not baller unless you have an orthopters launching catapulted on your houseboat

Giant statue made of butter. Because fuck you if you don't like butter.

Its a good idea to take a boxing class.

Even if you are terrible or ripped, it will still be an intense workout. And if you decide to spar, getting safely punched in the head is a good experience; it shows you what its like to be thumped and once you get thumped, you get instantly better at taking a hit and recovering.

Bad idea to be a boxer as a career tho.

This MJ takedown piece is before the #trex arms controversy. Butitt portrays them as very virtuous. Far from "extremist" and more "down home". Funny lens.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/03/t-rex-arms-hardline-christian-nationalism-lucas-botkin/

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I think I know what that is

Things to watch for when selecting a dojo/style:

1. Is everyone nice enough to introduce themselves? Good martial artists are nice and outgoing.

2. How old is the oldest instructor and is he / she all fucked up from training? Fat, cheeseburger sensei/grandmaster?

3. Do they make you sign a 6 month contract up front? Big red flag! That means their students get injured and spend most of the time off the mat.

4. Watch the kids class. Are they teaching kids to be thugs?

5. Do the senior students brag, show clout or name dropped too much? Big ego is a bad sign.

6. Do they accept #Bitcoin cash and precious metals?

I found the best, worst martial arts school review "I'm pretty sure none of this works in real life and these guys have emotional problems."

The "sleeper cells" were supposed to awaken in the "two weeks" T needed to decide upon Iran strikes. The cells we supposed to do terrorist shit, helping the public support of a broader war on Iran. T beat them to the punch.

What is the emoji for 'meh' ?

#asknostr