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My pronouns are The/Rupert/Damnit. I will ONLY answer to those.

Herpderp, patotem pole, hyuck.

Sorry.

Kinda.

Literally me in middle school but i had auburn hair back then.

nostr:nprofile1qqszrdqezqk63lqt4yzgftkfxjl4tdatea67akeezf8g6a0yj86p5hsppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgswaehxw309ahx7um5wghx6mmd9u6a9ftk (and I'm sure others ) uses lists instead of following folks. I'm not on his level of nerd or autist so I can't tell you how but I bet he would. Because he's Dear Leader.

What signing extension are we using on brave these days?

#asknostr

It can't be the green ones because that's what color mine are.

If you go INTO a bathroom for any amount of time beyond like 3 seconds, wash your hands.

If you touch ANYTHING in public, wash your hands.

If you cough, sneeze, pick your nose, blow your nose, wash your hands.

If you scratch your ass, balls, gooch, or cooch, was your dawned hands.

He questioned its use and I told him it was a good word.

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I went to a local tobacco shop today.

I'm trying to learn more about tobacco as I try to lower my THC intake without having to give up smoking. I've been trying cigars every few weeks for the past few months, but after a good talk which included nostr:nprofile1qqsd3uut39959acqsvzua0chkjyj2e20y2ccp3vxrwq3g8uqenmjsjqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxxmmfdehhxtnfduhszxthwden5te0d4ex2cmgv4jhxefwxgck66tv9ekk2tcxnhsg6, nostr:nprofile1qqst5x9k23f40nlcu5c6enlp6cy6g8hnqglm5pcak89ltfn5frqeq3spz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qg6waehxw309ac82unpwe5kgcfwdehhxarj9ekxzmny9uq3samnwvaz7tmev9exumrpv3ujuv33d45kctndv5hsm85fkf, nostr:nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcprfmhxue69uhk2mrfw3jhxtnwdaehgunpw35jummjvuhszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgawaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctcwr4e86, and nostr:nprofile1qqsflshwun8evnaea3mtrcxtfy6mjywn40qmxenqa5546n97eqye82gpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtc2w05vm I am now venturing towards smoking tobacco with a pipe.

It turned out that the shop that produces the recommendation I got from nostr:nprofile1qqsd3uut39959acqsvzua0chkjyj2e20y2ccp3vxrwq3g8uqenmjsjqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxxmmfdehhxtnfduhszxthwden5te0d4ex2cmgv4jhxefwxgck66tv9ekk2tcxnhsg6 happens to be only about a 30 minute drive from me.

I was happy with the help I got from Archie, the man who was working and managing the shop. He helped walk me through certain things such as cleaning the pipe and kindly answered any questions I had.

Here's some pictures I took at the shop:

The Cigar Lounge:

Today's Haul:

#Cigarstr #Tobacco #Weedstr

What a lovely little shop!

It won't stop for a while. Sorry. Even we did that kinda stuff as kids with tape recorders and the like. My ex-husband and his sisters had an entire "radio show" they created in the 80s and 90s. You gotta just roll with it and limit her access to the creepers.

I just copy/pasted yours and added spacing. Its so easy a gator could do it. Too bad you're a frog.

The 9 year old just asked his dad and I if we had "ever heard of the peanut butter jelly time meme".

Child, how dare you ask us of the old spells. We were there when they were written.

#iwasthefirstinmyfamilytotypeasmileyfaceemoji

Yeah, but context kinda matters here. While absolutely absurd and hilariously wild, grief/greed makes folks do crazy shit.

Oh, the ⭕️ is a collection of nostr influencers getting more attention by posting about how dumb they are. They're funny or annoying depending on my mood. It will last as long as people keep participating.

A specific hellthread?

It feels like bologna. It looks like bologna. It tastes...not like bologna.

This is tomorrow's experiment.

That's been the question, truthfully. We've tossed around a couple of ideas in cornychat but honestly, we need someone to offer to host/plan. That's part of how nostrbama happened. I think nostr:nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcprfmhxue69uhk2mrfw3jhxtnwdaehgunpw35jummjvuhszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgawaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctcwr4e86 and I are open to as far as the coast.

Smells like weed and squishy shoes...

Instructions unclear. Eated bat.

#whatdidyouexpectimanalligator #nosholewasdelicious

You've got cameras in my house, don't you?

Its another of the nyt games. You're given a block of 16 words. There are 4 sets of words that are connected by a common theme. I don't want to give away today's answers for anyone that hasn't done it but I can screenshot and send it to you so you can see how it works.

She said "mama, how dare you talk about grass when you have fuuuuuuurrrrr...."

One of my friends in active recovery is working for the suicide prevention/crisis hotline locally. I am blown away by his ability to keep his head and his sobriety dealing with some of these folks. Not to mention not becoming callous but also no having his heart shattered every time he talks to thes folks.

I have a handful of friends in recovery. I've seen the relapses and a lot (but definitely not all) of the things you said. People are just so willfully ignorant about so much just so they can feel superior to others. If anything, it makes them look stupid and uninformed. I'm glad you survived your past and continue to strive and thrive, ma'am. I hope our new friend nostr:nprofile1qqsryzfwcx393j0jcydf5ka48vf8egsfg8ccq0wh7ec4q58l360azwsppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qg4waehxw309ahx7um5wghx77r5wghxgetk9ud630cc gets where you are. He's definitely got some great people backing him here.

Just go with knots and you don't need the beard.

Fuckin' needs can't name shit.

#magicpackets

Badges.page and you can see if you have any yet. Hang out in cornychat and you'll end up with a few eventually.