TLDR: RFK's suggestion of forcing everyone to use "wearable" technology only has one possible downside - it could negatively effect our mental health. Don't even worry about some of the other predictions about "digital dictatorships," suggesting that wearable tech could be used to monitor your biometric data and punish those not loyal enough to the ruling class... no, there's zero threat of this tech being used by intelligence agencies for anything nefarious. The ONLY threat is you might get depressed if you aren't losing weight fast enough.

https://www.theverge.com/analysis/756994/rfk-jr-wearables-maha-health-wearables-disordered-eating

I run Mailcow but haven't updated since late last year. Guess I'm gonna continue that trend lol.

They can't get my private keys

NPCs, the whole lot of them

Isn't chainalysis' track record rife with false positives? Like, they flag any coin join or mixer as illegal activity, right?

I saw this guy on a Mucinex commercial

The government will shut it down

They don't stay your friends for long :(

Ford.

Fuck yea America 🇺🇸

I wish you coulda had some nostr chili

Ballin' on a budget Ramen with homemade shrimp broth and veggies, yard egg, canned salmon patty, pickled cucumber, seaweed, jalapeño and imitation krab #foodstr

I love that #amethyst is on there twice.

Take a 2 quart pitcher, add 1 cup #lemon #juice, 1 cup #sugar, and 2 tablespoons (1/8 cup) dill #pickle juice from a big jar of pickles, the cheaper the better, Best Maid or Del Dixie. Stir, fill the pitcher the rest with water. Ta da, DIY #Gatorade. Enjoy with or without vodka. #foodstr

Fuck.

That.

I'm Clippy on Facebook, Google, LinkedIn and Steam, but not here, cause here I slready own my identity.

i changed my profile pic to #clippy on everything except #nostr

i figure being here is signal enough that i'm not complicit with the big tech bros bullshit.

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>tells people to use hashtags

>uses zero #hashtags

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I had to look this up, it's true lol.

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https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2025/03/05/what-the-data-says-about-gun-deaths-in-the-us/

https://news.un.org/en/story/2024/08/1152766

I think you're supposed to take the lil hairs off

cmon https://cornychat.com/kajoozieshappyplace

Ask him to do "leaky zucchini" it's a classic

Bro you missed out

Kota's an alright dude, did he freestyle for you?

No.

They won't leave the house lol

Gun control got you feeling unsafe downtown? Try #pocketfent - available on Temu and WishApp #memes

This was right after the shots were fired, the photographers weren't sure if he was hit or not. The staffer knew.

https://blob.satellite.earth/79f4188a38be1fafae235466fcd106988220e875c76c3953fba8e1036b4980c1

To the last few remaining cult members: please wake up or shut up already.

https://cdn.satellite.earth/79f4188a38be1fafae235466fcd106988220e875c76c3953fba8e1036b4980c1.mp4

Come to #nostrati we have whipits

We're fucked

AS A TREAT

Clients can have a little KYC, as a treat

Heart react if you think all politicians should be executed ❤️

Impossible to tell due to the decentralized nature of relays

It seems most of their complaints are against the Fediverse, but Nostr isn't Federated...

The rest of the time is spent complaining about legacy NIP-04 DM's without even acknowledging NIP-17

The only good food in the UK is imported by foreigners lol

It was a mighty powerful pinch from such a lil guy

Censorship resistance, not for minors though...

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I've unfollowed you like 4 times, but I keep coming back...

I had a pretty good one dude, appreciate it

IYKYK...

#donuts #foodstr

I'm an Igloo maxi

Don't listen to her we all wanna see you unbox that hodl butter

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I have never lied on the internet

8 5 2 7 4 3 1 6

Chairs, shirts, seed oils...

There a sale on at Bitcoin's

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I spent all of covid screaming at the left that it's not okay to suspend civil liberties for any reason. The constitution and Bill of Rights are the fundamental bedrock of US law and they cannot be superceded cause they're scared of the flu.

Looks like now I get to spend 4 years screaming the same thing at the Right but this time cause they're scared of Mexicans.

GM. I have yet to hear a song about #bitcoin that isn't cringe as fuck.

If she gets pregant at 25, he'll be 52, and 70 when the kid graduates high school.