Did ya stack the latest tariff micro-dip?
Stacking dips is funny.
You buy the dip and 5 minutes later it's down another 1k. π
Good thing all these dips will eventually be rounding errors.
"I can't believe I bought at 0.115M instead of 0.114M!"
Assorted helpers/maintenance workers also safe.
Wasn't overly concerned...
Imagine launching a shitcoin, and then going after your political enemies for insider trading. π
Fuck Team Red, fuck Team Blue; I've never been happier to be Team Orange.
I was born in the year GFY, making me GFY years old.
Congrats to you both! ππ
Saw a Bitcoin license plate today on my way home from the fiat mines.
Talk about an opsec fail...
Nothing. If sat/dollar parity isn't enough to change their mind, then only time can do that.
nostr:nprofile1qqsglmzzvfrcgk7aymek4e8hxaggc9wmasrag08p37xpx64euddvyyspzemhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnj7xvm6wy says there's bitcoin in landfills, but no matter how deep I dig I'm just not finding any sats...
I predict this will be vibecoded within 24 hours.
nostr:nprofile1qqsxy0kjrr0gzvghsdjk0q7kee5sk5s638zdcz0j393wt075lf2fyjgpzdmhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3eqyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvfch8nc's Halloween costume or going for the Goth lifestyle?
Just temporary solidarity with Noshole. π
Though I suppose it would be a good Halloween costume...
Everyone in tradfi seems to be calling for a depression.
IMO, a depression isn't likely to look like depressions of the past. Instead, think expanding cost of living crisis, exploding wealth disparity, MAG7 at ATH, and sat/cent parity.
I can't go a day in the fiat mines without hearing someone complaining about how capitalism has failed.
No one seems to realize that the problems they are complaining about are largely a result of us not living in a truly capitalist society...
I assume he'd view them all as largely inevitable.
Day 6 of 13 at the fiat mine.
It's almost hump day!


I thought nostr was cool until I tried #Derekstr... When you have only Derek, what more do you need? πππ
Vibe coded an Android app in honor of our vibe coding captain Mr. nostr:nprofile1qythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskuep0qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq37amnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3dwfjkccte9ejx2un9ddex7umn9ekk2tcpzemhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnj7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsqgplwuxkt5a8vj5utj6s8tsj8e3wcavc45p4mqmw92qs7wrh5azmys830tm7
It's called Derekstr and shows you Derek's notes, and from there you can tap on profiles, hashtags, zaps (to see the tally) and also sign in with Amber and like any note.
It's the first "real" vibe coded app with #purplestack, it took me a few hours.
Super basic but does have features, available on nostr:nprofile1qqs83nn04fezvsu89p8xg7axjwye2u67errat3dx2um725fs7qnrqlgzqtdq0 - let me know what you think!
So Derek-centric they're going to think I'm just one of your nyms...
That other dog imposter nostr:npub1mz6jvw947m0shhnngjuukvvsvhhyapnmssz05mmmtaau5hw0whxs9yhjd3 makes all you real dogs look bad. You should all gang up on him and pressure into to changing his profile to a clown to match his personality.
To each their own I guess. ππ
Did they? Hadn't seen that part yet. I'll have to look into them some more.
I'm excited for The People's Reserve to launch.
And yet I still remember that the Fruit of the Loom logo was a cornucopia with fruit spilling out of it...
stupid
adjective
1. (colloquial, context-specific) Characterizing individuals who escalate disagreements into personal attacks, thereby forfeiting any possibility of receiving a zap from Daniel.
β "Disagreeing is one thing, but cutting yourself off from all future zaps? Thatβs stupid."
Paper Bitcoin Summer, sponsored by Dunder Mifflin.

I tend to use Amethyst pretty exclusively, but I added it as a feed in my Primal app. ππ

I could be rich, probably wouldn't be an issue.
You talk about me online, I mute you and move on with my awesome life. π
I really don't have a spiteful bone in my body. π
"...and then it CRASHED, to 120k."
I've actually set up many with lightning wallets and sent them sats, but the light bulb never went off for them.
To them, it was just Venmo with extra steps.
I need to find people with less financial privelege. π
I stopped attempting to aggressively orange pill several years back, but I still drop hints and don't hide the fact that I have opted out of the traditional fiat system and gone solely bitcoin only.
Still, only 13% off from 2x the 2021 high, I have yet to have a single person reach out...
Everyone will come to Bitcoin. Eventually.
Lmao. Until I looked at the readme, I thought this was the male equivalent to a period tracker...
Real Bryan Johnson shit. π
This allowed me to start a chat and receive an invitation from another profile, but messages sent within the chat still don't appear for the other profile...
Might just have to wait for a new release with bug fixes.
Also realizing that the workout record says it took place yesterday, despite just concluding half an hour ago...
RUNSTR SEASON 1

We've officially begun Season 1!
Its a 3 month long distance based competition with 3 leaderboards
The Season is from July 11th to October 9th (90 Days)
The prize pool is 200k sats
2k sats out of every ticket purchase will be zapped to nostr:nprofile1qythwumn8ghj7ct5d3shxtnwdaehgu3wd3skuep0qyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcqypu8xwr40lp96ewdj2fef408wy70gd3carf9n6xu7hrnhq6whpgly925h0z
1k sats out of every ticket purchase will be zapped to nostr:nprofile1qyf8wumn8ghj7cnfw3ehgctrdvhxzursqythwumn8ghj7cmp9ehhyctwvajhq6tvdshxgetkqqs0rxy6jmt44guxkny8z4pkym9mxckqxfytygxuntjn6l80hj409sggjrzcm
To participate you can purchase a season ticket through version 0.6.0 or you can zap this post 10k to be added to the participant list. Only workouts saved to nostr will count towards the competition.
The nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7qpq0r8xl2njyepcw2zwv3a6dyufj4e4ajx86hz6v4ehu4gnpupxxp7s85uvay release will roll out momentarily but the update is live on github https://github.com/HealthNoteLabs/Runstr/releases/tag/new-features-0.6.0-20250711-013508
1st place in each activity gets 30k
2nd place in each activity gets 20k
3rd place in each activity gets 15k
An honorable mention gets 5k
For any questions comments or concerns shoot us a DM or drop a comment down below.
Lets go!

RUNSTR SEASON 1

We've officially begun Season 1!
Its a 3 month long distance based competition with 3 leaderboards
The Season is from July 11th to October 9th (90 Days)
The prize pool is 200k sats
2k sats out of every ticket purchase will be zapped to nostr:nprofile1qythwumn8ghj7ct5d3shxtnwdaehgu3wd3skuep0qyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcqypu8xwr40lp96ewdj2fef408wy70gd3carf9n6xu7hrnhq6whpgly925h0z
1k sats out of every ticket purchase will be zapped to nostr:nprofile1qyf8wumn8ghj7cnfw3ehgctrdvhxzursqythwumn8ghj7cmp9ehhyctwvajhq6tvdshxgetkqqs0rxy6jmt44guxkny8z4pkym9mxckqxfytygxuntjn6l80hj409sggjrzcm
To participate you can purchase a season ticket through version 0.6.0 or you can zap this post 10k to be added to the participant list. Only workouts saved to nostr will count towards the competition.
The nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7qpq0r8xl2njyepcw2zwv3a6dyufj4e4ajx86hz6v4ehu4gnpupxxp7s85uvay release will roll out momentarily but the update is live on github https://github.com/HealthNoteLabs/Runstr/releases/tag/new-features-0.6.0-20250711-013508
1st place in each activity gets 30k
2nd place in each activity gets 20k
3rd place in each activity gets 15k
An honorable mention gets 5k
For any questions comments or concerns shoot us a DM or drop a comment down below.
Lets go!
Nice. π€

All your models will be broken.

















