Who’s the best TA poster on Nostr? #asknostr

The problem in the US isn’t violence.. it’s that the US is violent AND retarded…. And this meme is pretty much 100% accurate…. Sometimes I think if I didn’t have kids I’d just expatriate myself and relocate to Columbia and get a Finca.

Nostr cracks: There's no way to pin a post in the profile, right?

#asknostr

A Somalian Minnesota Daycare (SMA) is the ultimate Bitcoin Treasury Company (BTCo).

Here’s how SMABTCos change the game forever (watch out Michael Saylor) 👇

1. Zero Cost of Capital

Raise unlimited funds via fraudulent taxpayer reimbursements (no kids, no meals, no problem). No interest payments, no maturities, no dilution—pure free money from government programs. Saylor pays coupons on converts; SMA gets billions with zero WACC.

2. Infinite Flywheel Without Oversight

Claim phantom services → get paid instantly → acquire Bitcoin. Scale exponentially: one “daycare” pulls $4M+, networks hit $250M+ in Feeding Our Future alone. No board approval, no SEC filings, no bear market forced sales.

3. Negative Real Cost in Fiat Terms

Funds are printed/granted taxpayer dollars inflating away—effective negative yield. Stack sats with debasing currency at no hurdle rate. If BTC appreciates, infinite upside; if not, still living large until the feds knock. Ultimate leveraged Bitcoin play, zero downside risk (until caught).

I call this new strategy the Daycare Exploit Program Operating Risk-free Treasury.

Or DEPORT for short.

china retrofitting cargo ships with container missile systems?

“usa will just take out all cargo ships”

*checks map*

Anyone here want to join the US military? I heard they're hiring.

🇺🇸 President Trump confirms Americans will receive a $2,000 tariff dividend payment in 2026.

What are you doing with your check... I know what I'm doing with mine 😁

#stimulus #check #money #dca #buy #btc #gm

Locked my keys in the house

What’s the greatest one hit wonder ?

#asknostr

#music

#HELP

One of the most disturbing (for me) unresolved issues from the Covid era is that governments shamelessly divided humans into essential and nonessential groups.

That should have scared the shit out of everyone, regardless of politics. Yet it seems like nothing ever came of it.

Simplest shopping list app with modern Android UI, no sync, no bells and whistles, no to do app. Any suggestions? Preferably Open Source.

#asknostr

The average IQ on Bitcoin nostr has to be at least 20 points higher than Bitcoin twitter

Love south Africa. Such a beautiful country. Its odd though. When you see the amount of rubbish everywhere, it's like the population living here hate it!

What’s everyone cooking for Christmas / Eve?

I’m bringing assorted miniature quiches to brunch tomorrow.

#foodstr

Shipping container hotel 🏨 🤨

So now that the files are finally coming out I guess it’s too much to hope that actual arrests will follow. Or are we still on the Epstein acted alone and didn’t have clients?

Of course my tin foil hat comes out to suggest that for some reason this was done on purpose.

I just turned a bitaxe into a smoke machine 🤦‍♂️

#asknostr I'm thinking about printers I've been wanting to start sending more physical letters because there's something so charming about receiving something physical in the mail. The only problem I have is printers. The existing printer I have is a pain to maintain because I have to constantly stock up colored ink even when I'm just printing black and white letters I know that this is because of DRM that is literally printing information about the serial number of my printer on each page and I really don't like that. I'm wondering if there's a way for me to have a DRM-free sort of printer alternative? I've been thinking about whether a teletype might make sense for my use case? Or maybe a receipt printer or even taping a pen to my 3d printer to have it write for me hahaha. Are there any good and affordable options for printing letters without all the DRM? Would a teletype machine be the right path for what I need?

If I were to make a Xmas dinner, what should I make?

#asknostr

I keep debating if I should get a heating pad. My grow operation is in the garage.

These will be necessary teaching materials for your kids soon, especially if they are younger. They must never be NPCs under any circumstances.

Here’s a cool device idea: a bitcoin node that is ruggedized to live outside, with a motorized satellite antenna for blockchain/transaction downloading & software to scan the sky until it locks on the #blockstream satellite….would need Ku and C band versions but all you would need to do is supply power, point antenna to right half of the sky and it’ll just sync from genesis on its own (40 days or so minimum with current bandwidth).

Careful out there. Looks like you’re into some decent sized wood. At risk of telling you things you already practice, always keep glancing up, never fall into standing wood, and make sure you always have 2 clear ground escape paths as perpendicular to the direction of fall as possible. I’ve had a couple doozers over the years. The worst of which when discovering that the intended holding wood was just a decayed shell. Or trying to solve an unintended limb-tie that stopped the tree before it fell 45 degrees. And it’s defs a good idea to make sure you have a friend, cellular comms, a combat application tourniquet and a few Swedish dressings.

What if the primary device is a cell phone, same results?

#GM #farmster #asknostr looking for guidance. I’ve been told that if I have my chickens in their coop outside that they will become cold resistant and therefore produce less eggs, so I’m thinking about putting a S9 to heat their coupe but I’ve been told that if I do so they will get used to the heat and if that ever goes out, then they won’t be able to survive as well